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Euphemism for anus. The connotation is that there is an “entrance at the rear.” This euphemism has entered the lexicon despite all the “Exit Only” tramp stamps that homophobic douchebags have had tattooed on their lower backs, often with a little arrow pointing to their anus. At Orgasm.com, we don’t care what your tattoo says; if it’s on your lower back with a little arrow pointing your anus, we say that’s an invitation to a hot game of butt darts! So bend over, Hootie. We’ve got your blowfish right here! And if you don’t like that, we’ll send over Constance with her 12-inch strap-on. Constance is the nine-time Eurasian Women’s Arm-Wrestling champion. Perhaps she’ll be more your type.

1. I can’t watch women’s tennis. All I can think about is serving one of those green furry balls right up one of those Russian honeys’ sweet back door.

2. “Back door man” used to refer to someone who has an affair with a married woman, but now it’s mostly used to refer to a man who enjoys to getting humped in the gooch.

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