A baby’s forearm is slang for a large penis. This is just about the creepiest slang term for penis I have ever heard in my life and that’s all I’m going to say about it. Moving on.
I think it’s interesting how we, as a society, are so obsessed with sex and genitals and obsessed with keeping them hidden and secret, and then as individuals we’re completely obsessed with our genitals’ size, shape, length, performance level, etc. We can’t stop thinking, talking, worrying, and comparing our penises. Vaginas are treated totally differently in our society. Vaginas are basically considered disgusting and that’s the end of the discussion. This results in a long line of people (many of them self-proclaimed feminists) trying to demystify and celebrate the vagina. The penis is never considered disgusting. It’s sometimes considered too short or too small, but never disgusting. And usually it’s the person whose penis it is who is concerned with size and shape. Most women don’t care, so long as it’s functional, and even then, if it isn’t, there’s always strap-ons. Really, dudes have nothing to worry about. Except that their entire self-worth is wrapped up in penis size. Which is why we have freaky disturbing phrases like ‘baby’s forearm’ to describe a giant penis. Actually, I still don’t get how that phrase came to be. It’s fucked. Moving on once again.
I’ve dated guys with large penises and guys with smaller penises. I’ve been generally unaffected by this. In fact, if anything, the larger the penis, the more complicated things get when you want to try different things. And it’s a lot less likely that the dude’s going to be able to pound away at you the way he might like. Most penises can satisfy most women just fine.
Why bring a baby into the mix? When you’re talking about dick size, do you really want to talk about babies at the same time? Why would a person DO THAT?
Moving on for the last time.
The best dick is the one whose owner is satisfied with it. Whose owner feels confident and happy and is eager to please but doesn’t think his cock runs the show and that having sex means intercourse all the time. It’s a little bit irritating that we continue to use such limiting definitions for sex. There are so many different ways to be sexual with yourself and with another human.
1. My cock is totally a baby’s forearm. Like, it’s huge. It’s so big that I’m kinda worried it’s gonna break off when I get hard. And when I fuck my girlfriend, she tells me she can totally feel my cock all the way up into her uterus. I’m the man.
2. When you think about it, a baby’s forearm isn’t actually that big. Do you really want your dick to be compared to the tiny forearm of a newborn? Not only is that mad creepy, but your dick doesn’t end up sounding particularly big.
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