A woman’s Baby Chute is her vagina, specifically the canal that leads from her uterus to her vulva. It is the most beautiful place in the world for a stiff cock, flicking tongue, probing fingers, vibrating dildo, or amateur gynecologist.
The baby chute is also where an infant is expelled during regular childbirth. Can you imagine how stretched-out a vagina gets when it squirts out a fucking baby?! It’d be like a man pissing a golf ball through his urethra. Yowch. However, a woman can get the elasticity of her tight pussy back by a simple regiment of Kegel exercises. No reason to keep the Grand Canyon Cunt if you can get your grip back, ladies. Get on it.
In fact, that’s where I think the phrase “get a grip” came from. Some exasperated husband lost in the wasteland of his wife’s cavernous pussy after she dropped half-dozen babies throughout their marriage. No wonder he ended up seducing the babysitter when she turned eighteen. You brought it on yourself, lady. Oh, stop crying. He still loves you. He just misses that sweet tight pussy you used to have when you started dating. Start doing your Kegels, and watch him forget all about the babysitter. You could also hit the gym every now and then to work on your fat ass, but one step at a time.
Many women, after expelling a kid through their baby chute, experience what is known as post-partum depression. It is a feeling of sadness that almost 80% of mothers feel once the baby has left their womb. My dick is almost as big as a baby, so I guess that’s why most of the women I fuck have feelings of sadness once they wake up after a night of incredible sex with me. Don’t worry ladies; I’ll be back again someday, just like Frosty the Snowman.
The baby chute is a bit of a mystery, when it comes to sexual pleasure. It’s not like a cock, which is really quite straight-forward, regarding sexual excitement and climax. Get it wet, and stroke it. Simple. The vagina, on the other hand, is a maze of intricacies and subtleties that can drive a man (or lesbian) insane. I’ve been with a lot of women in my day, and no two vagina’s respond the same way. Oh sure, they all like a hard pounding by a big cock, but bringing a woman to orgasm is often a tricky business.
And then there’s the elusive G-Spot. Some women have it and some women don’t. Some women squirt and some women can’t. It can be frustrating as hell trying to figure out a new vagina from scratch.
And then there’s menstruation. I know it’s natural and all, but it’s also a damn mess.
Thank god I have a penis. It goes from soft to hard. I cum and then sleep. Easy.
1. Poor Peter’s wife’s Baby Chute was a mess after she had their twelve pound child.
2. I was balls deep in a hot Baby Chute last night.
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