An ass fuck is pretty self-explanatory. Anal sex. Having a cock or a dildo or a strap-on or a vibrator pounding up your ass. The fuck part refers to the hardcore-ness, like how hard the sex is, how deep the thrusting. Usually when it’s described as a ‘fuck’, this means that the ass in question is getting quite the pounding.
So who likes getting a good ass fuck? Well pretty much everyone who’s ever tried it. Unless the person doing the fucking isn’t using enough lube or being careful enough with the person’s ass. You’ve got to ease into it. You aren’t allowed (or you shouldn’t be, anyway) to just stuff an ass full of your cock and pound away without lubing it up and stretching it out. Below you’ll find a thorough step-by-step process that’ll leave you banging away at your partners butt hole, so long as you follow these directions exactly.
Steps to a successful ass fuck:
1. DO NOT LEAD WITH YOUR DICK. Yeah, we know you want to. We know your cock is hard and ready to fill up any hole it can find. We know you have a nice long fat hard-on. It’ll stay hard during the warming of the asshole period, so learn patience and learn it fast or your man or woman isn’t going to let you anywhere near your ass.
2. Start slow. Use your tongue and gently lick the area around the ass. Then, as you feel your partner relax, push your tongue inside your partner’s asshole. Make it special.
3. Use LOTS OF LUBE. Like, tons. Like, when you think you’re using way too much lube is probably when you should use just a bit more. When their ass is nice and wet, generously (and I mean generously) lube up a finger and slide it in there. Move it around, wiggle it, see what kinds of noises you can get your partner to make. Use your other hand to give him the ol’ Palmela Henderson or give her the ol’ rub down.
4. Use toys. Buy several different sized toys, various dildos and butt plugs and anal beads and lube the shit out of them and start playing. Work at stretching your partner’s asshole. Get it nice and gaping.
5. Remember; STAY SLOW. Only when you’ve spent a good forty-five minutes to an hour getting that ass ready can you think about sliding your dick in there. But once you’re at that point, you should be able to slide it in fairly easily and it won’t be long before you’re pounding happily away.
Keep this list in your back pocket, lest you’re out for the evening and you want to have some phone.
1. I gave my girlfriend the ass fucking of her life. I came so hard in her ass my cock vibrated inside her.
2. I’d love to give you an ass fuck. You’re just the kind of guy who could take a good pegging.
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