Sexual intercourse with an armpit. That’s right. Gold old armpit fuckin’. Just like the settlers in the old west used to do it back before they invented vaginas. With or without the aluminum sting of aerosol deodorant or a good three-days growth of pit stubble, axillary intercourse is sure to rub you the right way.

1. My dream is to have axillary intercourse with the armpit model from the Dove Deodorant commercial. That chick has slammin’ pits, yo!

2. Orgasm.com is Dove Deodorant’s favorite tube site, and axillary intercourse is Dove Deodorant’s favorite sex act.*

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*The claim that Orgasm.com is the favorite tube site of any celebrity, politician, farm animal, family member, religion, or really anyone at all, is complete bullshit. In fact, for all we know, the people that are jokingly mentioned in this glossary are only into transsexual amputee scat porn (not that there is anything wrong with that).