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Glands that are found in the underarms and pubic areas. They produce pheromones that are sexually stimulating to some people. For example, I sat behind this girl named Candy in my first year in college. I shit you not, her last name was “Landy.” Candy Landy, I swear to god. What a babe! In her case, one whiff of her pits and I was hard for the rest of the day. She smelled like a vanilla waffle blowjob, but not everyone is so aromatically gifted. In the case of my twelfth grade French teacher, the apocrine glands produced the odor of an old cheese sandwich and an unwashed hobo who never wore a bra.
1. I love to fuck Candy from the side, so I can bury my face in her armpit and inhale the scent of her apocrine glands.
2. Whenever I get home from a jog, my girlfriend wants to fuck me because my apocrine glands are all pheromoney and shit.
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Pheromones