The sphincter at the terminal end of the alimentary canal, and the part of the body through which feces are excreted. Shit man, that’s a pretty dismal description of what can often be one of sexiest parts of the body. Pinker than the pinkest Frankenberry! Tighter than the tightest pussy! Slipping your one-eyed burrow-worm deep inside a person’s shit-hatch feels like getting deep throated by someone with acute anaphylaxis, but without all that messy death by suffocation bullshit. We think it’s worth getting a little dirt on your helmet for that kind of rush, don’t you?

1. Cynthia’s anus looked like a knot tied in a pink balloon. I couldn’t wait to tap that.

2. Don’t beat around the bush. Fuck her in the anus!

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