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Anaxiphilia is the term given to someone who falls in love with a total loser and really should know better. This can be a man or woman who normally dates respectable people on a regular basis and is quite self-confident and mature in nature. It can best be described with the following scenarios.
Let’s begin with Stephanie, age 31. She is an established lawyer with a record of dating other established lawyers, doctors, and entrepreneurs. Granted, these dudes had some issues of their own, but were generally decent individuals with no major problems. The relationships didn’t work because of various extraneous circumstances: long-distance difficulties, lack of sexual chemistry, or general incompatibility. Stephanie then decides to date Glen; a 39-year-old “business owner” trying to get his ice-over-the-internet idea off the ground. He’s balding, in debt hundreds of thousands of dollars, and has a criminal record involving the theft of dogs. Stephanie should know better than to date – and fall in love – with Glen, but she does. She dates him for 6 years until he loses interest and dumps her for his fire-crotch mail lady. Anaxiphilia.
Then we have Marcus, a 42-year-old real estate agent with a beach house in Miami. He is recently divorced from a knockout girl-next-door type who treated him great and gave blowjobs on a bi-daily basis. Their marriage fell apart when she became addicted to cough syrup. Marcus then finds Cinde, a retired stripper trying to sell homemade handbags bedazzled with macaroni. Marcus, longing for love again, dates and eventually falls for Cinde. She inevitably leaves him for a rhinestone supplier in Missouri she met online. Anaxiphilia.
1. My best bud has anaxiphilia right now and is in love with his retired high school lunch lady from seven years ago.
2. I had anaxiphilia from 22-26. For some reason I was in love with an amputee with a severe drinking problem.
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