An all night trick is a prostitute’s jargon for a john that pays for the whole night. A trick is known as a sex act that a prostitute will perform on a john for money. If it’s an all-night-trick it’s sex that’s going on all night. Probably in a hotel room. And probably for a shit ton of money.
There have been times in the thick of grad school or the first several years out of grad school or right this second where sex work comes into my mind as a possibility of relief from the mild white privilege poverty I’ve been dealing with for the last decade. Like, obviously I’m not scraping the bottom of the barrel compared to 97% of the world’s population, but there are more times than not where ten dollars can mean the world to me, where I don’t leave the house because I have no money to spend, where I sew the crotch of my jeans back together with weird unmatched patches instead of buying new ones, where beans become more than a delicious substance but a staple, where I stay awake at night worrying that if my cat gets sick I won’t really have the money to pay his vet bills.
And all that worry eventually brings me to the conclusion that wouldn’t it just be oh so totally awesome if I could get paid for sex. I like sex. I enjoy it, I find it fun and exciting and an adventure. I’m sexually open and there isn’t much that I won’t try, so I think I could probably get a fair amount of clients. I’ve also been told that I give a really excellent full body massage and that tends to lead to sex anyway. Even if I couldn’t handle the full-blown constant sex with strangers, maybe I could just be one dude or chick’s mistress and just satisfy them a few times a month. Or maybe I could work at a massage parlor and give the occasional hand job or body rub and wear cute lingerie and little skirts and fishnet stockings and high heels. Let’s face it, I love wearing all that shit anyway. I also like to laze around in my sweats, so if I had the opportunity to make a shit ton of cash and only have to work one or two nights a week, that would rock. I could be someone’s all night trick a few times a month and end up with enough cash to pay for my upcoming wedding.
I suppose there are reality checks that need to be made here, but sometimes it just seems like the perfect fix for my white girl broke blues.
1. I did an all night trick for this dude the other day and he took me out for eggs benedict after.
2. Sometimes I wish all night tricks could last a little longer. I like the cuddling. And rubbing my dick in her face right before I head off to work.
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