Agenobiosis describes a married couple that consents to live together without sex. In other words, most married couples after the wife stops putting out for her husband. For some wives, this happens the day after the honeymoon. For others, it may postpone as long as a full year. But eventually the woman realizes she doesn’t have to put out anymore, and they’ll still get the food, shelter, and deluxe satellite cable package the man provides.
There are many reasons that a married couple would live in an Agenobiosis arrangement. Maybe the wife has gotten fat and her pussy is all loosey-goosey from shitting out a couple kids. The husband comes home and she’s tired from a full day of trying to keep the children from killing each other. She’s cranky and just wants to watch her Sex and the City reruns and go to bed. He’s more than happy to let her. As soon as she goes to bed, he boots up some sweet interracial porn and masturbates all over himself at the computer. It’s the sort of relationship that can prolong a marriage for years.
I should point out that women don’t have to be fat and their pussy doesn’t have to be all loosey-goosey. Exercise your Kegels while you’re vacuuming and get yourself a treadmill. Problems solved.
Or, maybe the man gets to be an age where his cock just doesn’t get hard anymore. So, while he’s at work, the wife fucks the mailman or her vibrator. As long as there is a tasty meal waiting for him when he gets home, and a few beers in the fridge, he won’t ask any questions. I should point out that this man could get himself some wonderful little blue pills to make his dick hard so he can give his wife the pussy pounding she wants. Problem solved.
Or, maybe the thrill of sexual desire between them has naturally faded with time. Maybe at the start of the relationship they did it all the time and in every conceivable kinky way. But, after twenty years of marriage and five-thousand sex romps, there isn’t too much they can do to bring anything new and thrilling to the bedroom. This is when they should add swinging and wife swapping to the Agenobiosis arrangement. Stay together for the kids and for appearances, but invite other couples over for some strange new fucking.
As a married couple reaches their golden years, it makes sense that the relationship turns into Agenobiosis. Grandma and grandpa would be unwise to fuck each other, given their heart conditions and hip problems.
I think the ultimate solution is to space out your fucking and kinky exploits. Don’t have sex three times a day and try all the fetishes you can think of in the first year of marriage. Space it out so you don’t try S&M until you’re tenth anniversary. Don’t do anal until your twentieth anniversary. That way, there is always something new around the corner.
1. Jim was content that his marriage was an Agenobiosis.
2. Jim’s mailman was happy that his marriage was an Agenobiosis.
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