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Adultery is sex between a married person and someone other than their spouse. It is estimated that 25% of all married couples living in North America have committed adultery at least once in their lives, and the other 75% are super jealous and waiting for an opportunity to get some quality strange.
And who can blame them?!
Humans are not meant to be monogamous; especially men. A man’s natural instinct (you know – the uncontrollable feeling that has been with every man since the dawn of time) is to fuck every single hot woman he sees from the time he gets hair on his nuts to the time he’s buried in the cemetery. His dick might still be hard in the coffin if he died fucking!
He might ACT monogamous, be he don’t want to BE monogamous. He wants to stick his cock into every wet pussy there is. And it’s not wrong for him to feel that way. Because if it is wrong, then EVERY MAN that has EVERY LIVED has ALWAYS been wrong. And that seems unlikely.
Don’t believe me? The two primates closest to humans prove it! Ovulating female chimpanzees fuck dozens of times every day, with all of the available males. Bonobos have group sex with each other until the wee hours of the night. We’re just a first-cousin of those fuck-loving apes, my friends. Face it.
Oh, society does its best to try to keep people monogamous. Even though it’s rarely prosecuted, you can get a life sentence in prison if you commit adultery in Michigan. In Maryland, you get a ten dollar fine. So, if you’re going to set up a rendezvous with someone to commit adultery, I suggest Maryland.
Women commit adultery too, don’t get me wrong! When a woman commits adultery, her husband is referred to as a cuckold. It is derived from the word “cuckoo” because cuckoos lay their eggs in other birds’ nests. So, when the eggs hatch, the bird doesn’t know who the real father is (though I’d think an eagle would realize that the cuckoo chick in its nest wasn’t its offspring)!
Some guys get off on being a cuckold, and encourage their wives to bring home lovers to fuck them while they watch. I don’t think I’d enjoy watching so much as joining in, giving the old lady a double penetration she’ll never forget! But that’s me. I’m a giver.
I think every couple should experiment with a polygamous dynamic in their relationships to avoid adultery. Keep everything safe, honest, and out in the open. A lot of people immediately zone into the jealous feelings that would arise, and retreat from the idea. But that’s just fear. Be brave. Let them fuck someone else. You get to fuck someone else too! And, at the end of the day, you’re back together at home watching The Daily Show before falling asleep together with big smiles on your faces.
1. Michael Jordan’s adultery cost him 169 million dollars. Don’t be like Mike.
2. While you’re at work, your wife commits adultery with the mailman.
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