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A lifestyle completely devoid of sexual activity and the least fun way avoid pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections. Often, abstinence is preached as a morally wholesome lifestyle by cock-blocking religious leaders and up-tight educators who later turn out to be complete perverts (such as Ted Haggard, an evangelist who admittedly enjoys sodomizing his male followers, or the Catholic Church, which hypocritically preaches abstinence to their congregations while they protect sex-offender priests by shuffling them anonymously from one parish to the next).
1. Wendy says she believes in abstinence until marriage, which is too bad because she’s a hot piece of ass.
2. Jason claims to have taken a vow abstinence, but really no one will fuck the ugly bastard.
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