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The G-Spot is that delightfully pleasurable spot found about two to three inches inside a woman’s vagina. It is roughly opposite the clitoris. In fact, some say that the clitoris is connected to the G-Spot, which is why a woman can orgasm from both clitoral and g-spot stimulation. Many have claimed that the G-Spot is a myth made up to make women feel deficient in their sexuality if they are unable to feel pleasure from that area, but believe you me, it definitely exists.

The g-spot is kinda like the prostate for women. Once you find it, you can’t keep your fingers (or vibrator) out of it! Have you ever seen vibes with crazy attachments and wondered what they were for? Have you seen strange looping silicon handles and giant ham-fisted fake cocks that seem wrong for a chick’s day-to-day pounding? Yeah, that’s all for the g-spot. If you can pleasure her inside and out, she’ll always be coming back for more. This delicious spot can be stimulated using fingers, a cock (or two!) toys, vibrators, dildos or, if you’re extra kinky, various vegetables. Carrots and zucchini work well, and you can always wash them off afterwards and throw them in your dinner salad after a nice long day of pounding them up her twat.

(Sidebar: if you really want to show her a good time, get your face down in her pussy and start sliding various things inside her. Start with a finger, then two, and then move on to the vibes and dildos. Pull out a few lingering veggies from your garden out back and finish her off with a nice root vegetable, a curved sweet potato will do in a pinch. Don’t forget to turn on the oven for some delicious candied yams when it’s all said and done. This is really best done around Thanksgiving. And feel free to mention all that you’re thankful for when you’re eating her.)

One extra special side affect of g-spot orgasming is the potential for female ejaculation. This is exactly what it sounds like, except that it’s way hotter than a dude unleashing his sticky spunk all over your face. Imagine finding her g-spot, rubbing it, sliding a vibrating rabbit into her to make it throb, and her screaming when she comes, and all of a sudden a blast of warm liquid hits you right in the face. That’s the kind of reward you can get if you’re willing to work for it.

1. Glen loved fucking Maria from behind because his dick entered her at the perfect angle to thrust against her g-spot. He could tell when he slid into her because she would gasp and back her hot ass into his groin for more.

2. I hate my g-spot, Leslie complained. I keep trying to find it and all I do is get frustrated. I’m sick of using my clit to come. One of these days, I’m going to blast a rocket up there and see if I can’t fly myself to the moon.

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