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La Lamann Has Big Tits That Even A Barbie Doll Would Envy!
I remember thinking that my sister's Barbie Dolls were bullshit because nobody looked like that. Then I started watching porn star La Lamann. Not only is she as hot as Barbie, but her big tits are actually better than the iconic doll! Plus, she loves to fuck, which is more than Barbie could do, what with Ken's no-show genitals. Even though La Lamann loves having lesbian sex, I contend that movies where she's taking a huge cock is where she really shines. Check out Orgasm.com's "Big Tit La Lamann Sucks and Fucks a Big White Cock" to see what I mean. It's free, in high definition, and will blow more than your mind!
Speaking of Nap Time...
Before becoming one of the pre-eminent porn stars of the last ten years, La Lamann had a variety of different jobs. She worked in a homeless shelter, as a nanny, and then as a kindergarten teacher. After watching a few videos featuring her big tits bouncing around, I'm just as ready for nap time as those five year olds! If she was my kid's kindergarten teacher, you can bet that our teacher-parent interview would go overtime. "Speaking of playing well with others, would you mind if I jiggled those sweet ass titties, Ms. Lamann?"
Zero for Five. Damn it.
When asked what kind of guys she likes to fuck, La Lamann said, "I like to pick clean, well-groomed, drug-free and responsible professional guys." Too bad I'm a dishevelled pothead with no responsibility or porn experience. So close.
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