Interracial Gangbangs Are the Best Way to Get Crissy Cums to Cum!
On Groundhog's Day 1981, the world welcomed beautiful Crissy Cums, and I guess since she didn't see her shadow, it meant eight years of filming interracial gangbangs when she turned 23. In fact, multiple cocks seem to energize her in her pornos, especially if the black guys happen to be sporting some huge cock meat. In her own words, "Granted, I love sex. I am but a simple person in the world trying to free the sexually repressed." Well, in the words of Martin Luther King Jr., "Free at last!" Do yourself a favor and watch Orgasm.com's free porno "Crissy Cums Gets Gangbanged by Three Guys"
In 2005, She Made a Stand!
When the XXX Church approached Crissy Cums at the AVN awards show, and tried to convince her to leave porn and join their congregation, CNN just happened to be following them around. Crissy Cums politely told the church to take a long walk off a short pier, but CNN was interested in her side of the story. She told them, "I do not go into their churches and hand out porn movies and push my ideas on their property... so why were they at OUR convention preaching to us?" A good point, if you ask me.
Who's IN first?
Apparently Crissy Cums' favourite TV show of all time is 'The Abbot and Costello Cartoon Show'. I didn't even know they had a cartoon! The porn guys should do the 'Who's on First' routine while gangbanging Crissy Cums, referring to her first, second, and third holes. That would be funny!