Frau Michaels Has Lived a Few More Lives Than Most.
Not unlike the opening episode of Astro Boy, Amber Michaels was originally born in Germany, and adopted by a US military family before turning a year old (sorry for the whole WWII thing, Germany, and for this too, stealing Amber when she was still a babe!). Following in her adopted family's footsteps, she joined the military but found that it wasn't her cup of tea (probably from the men constantly leering at her fake tits), so she got a degree in nursing (her entire life up to this point is living in real life stereotypical porn costumes) but she soon found herself burnt out working in the surgery room. From there she tried stripping, just to see if she could do it. She could.
Stripping Will Always Turn Women into Pornstars!
In the six week span when she was stripping, Amber Michaels met director Mark Zane, who lured her into her first porno, the Texas Sex Tour, but it wasn't the most memorable beginning, "The guy I was with was a little bit over-zealous and it was a 12-hour ordeal of me not being sure I wanted to be there and him not being able to perform." Nevertheless, at the end of her first taste of the industry, instead of moving to Sacramento for a nursing position that she had been accepted for, she moved down South instead to follow her heart and crotch.
Nothing Quite Like a Good Old Fashioned Dick!
When asked about various preferences ranging from preferred sex scenes to positions to toys, Amber interrupted abruptly in the midst of yet another question of that vein, "O.K. I had fisted. I double-dildoed. I fucked the dildo. I did three big toys and now its time to go home and have some real good sex. Nothing. In. This. World like a real dick." Sadly, the dick she's referring to is only her boyfriend's, fellow porn star Frank Fortuna. The most we can ask for now is for Frank to put out more movies with Amber, so that us lower men can dream!