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Too Early To Retire, Alisha Angel!
We know you're transitioning slowly from a smoking babe in her mid twenties to the role of playing a MILF in your career, but there's no reason why you need to be based in Florida, dear miss Alisha Angel. Florida is more for octogenarians who've since given up all but bingo, prescription pill parties and worrying about sexually transmitted infections killing them before cancer or a broken hip or just general old age. The only thing you might have in common with the aged is incontinence from being fucked in the ass so much. So swing on back to California where you can more readily make porn flicks!
Bring On The Dick Shaped Cake!
It's almost the ten year anniversary since Alisha Angel started in the adult entertainment industry, so bring out the dick shaped candles and cake with the sort of frosting that you don't have to suck/fuck/rub-a-tuck-tuck to get! She's been around since 2002, and time sure flies by. Wait a second, she only made twenty four films in her almost ten years? For shame, Alisha, what will all your fans do in between faps? No cake for your until you've earned the more palatable kind of frosting.
Question Time - An Open Letter To Alisha Angel.
Always wanted to ask, and now is as good a time as ever, but how come you only allow anal creampies but not vaginal creampies? I understand the whole pregnancy thing, but there's a pill for that, and getting creamsicled in the baby oven is slightly less risky than anal when it comes to getting most STIs. I imagine it's harder to clean yourself after an anal pounding too, short of an enema, seeing as the big V comes with its own self-cleaning mechanism. But hey, just curious, not preferring one over another, do whatever floats your boat, Ms. Angel!
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