Personally, I’m not a fan of the Detroit Red Wings. When I put my puck in her net (or tongue because you can only get your red wings via pussy licking) I’d prefer that there’s no blood on the ice. So if Johan Franzen gets bashed into the boards by Hal Gill and he starts bleeding about the face and neck, I’m not putting my face there. To quote Mr. Garrison from South Park, “I don’t trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die.” I understand that a women’s menstrual cycle is beautiful but when I’m watching HD porn or going down on a girl (like these videos on Orgasm.com) I don’t go for the Period Sex XXX package. I like the regular sex stuff and don’t have or want the proper licensing to ride the crimson wave like Bohdi. (Point Break reference! RIP Swayze.)

But yes, this post is about crime scene sex so I have to give you, dear readers, a definition. Crime scene sex is when you fuck a woman while she’s ragging it and afterwards the sheets look they’re about to make a cameo on CSI. The lovely individuals having a threesome below are not having crime scene sex, I just really like this picture because it reminds me of being in college when I was young, dumb and full of cum (Point Break reference again!).

If you are looking for crime scene sex when you’re browsing free HD porn, I salute you for having a stronger stomach than me. I like pussy, I just don’t like when it looks like an extra on True Blood, even if that pussy belongs to the lovely Zoey Kush.