Posts Tagged ‘XXX’

Introducing Your Girlfriend To Porn

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

0532192270When a couple becomes intimate and begin the journey into a long term relationship the sex is still fresh and new. Experimentation and observation are still key factors to getting each other to cum hard and often, to sharing a satisfying sexual life as well as every aspect of their time together. It may take a while, but it eventually happens the guy either gets caught or decides it is time to share his love of porn movies and xxx rated adult sites full of his favorite sexual deviate acts with his girl.

Some guys will even get a hard-on when he thinks about sharing his love of porn with his girlfriend. He may even believe that she will like it as much as he does but from the female porn star point of view. He may even think that by watching two women fucking each other with massive two-headed dildos his girl is going to think hey this looks like great fun, why didn’t I think of doing this before and then she’ll suggest that she call up one of her sexy girlfriends so he can watch the her lick her best friends clit and twist her nipples. He knows full well in his imagination that if that happens a threesome is the next thing on the sexual agenda after all how can these two hotties resist a real hard throbbing cock. He may even fantasize about his lover seeing a cum drinking actress on a tube site and get so hot and bothered that it takes all her willpower to not rip off his pants and suck his cock right then and there.

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If the guy is into porn sex magazines he may want to believe that girls, just like men, like photos of men jerking their pricks as much as men like watching some porn girl or cam girl fucking herself with a huge black dildo. In reality women do like porn. They may like it as much as men do. They can and do masturbate to hot sex videos. And there are women that enjoy watching porno sex with their boyfriends and husbands. But some women are embarrassed to actually admit it and it can take some patience to get them to sit down and enjoy watching the fuck fest with their man.

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Christmas Porn Parodies We’d Like to See

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

Free porn is awesome. Christmas is awesome. Combining them? Kick ass.

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The 12 Inches of Xmas
Not So Silent Night
Santa’s Naughty List
Jack Frost is Licking at My Hos

Deck the Balls (S&M)
How the Grinch Stole My Anal Virginity
I Say Mommy Swallowing Santa Claus
National Lampoontang’s XXX mas Vacation

Ebeneezer Splooge
The Clittle Hummer Boy
Santa’s Lap…dancers
Stranger in the Manger

Santa Claus is Cumming Too Loud
Mary Ain’t A Virgin No Mo’ (interracial porn)
Frosty the Ho Man
Pink Stocking Stuffers

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The Academy Awards Of Porn

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Every year, porn starlets from far and wide descend upon Las Vegas for the AVN Awards, which is otherwise known as the Academy Awards of Porn.

What makes the porn awards different than the Oscars, other than the hardcore sex, the bad acting, and poor production, is that as it’s very difficult to get nominated for an Academy Award and it’s incredibly easy to get nominated for a porn award.

The nominations are in! And here’s a look at some of the top nominees of the year:

Best Feature: “Malice in Lalaland”
This “Alice in Wonderland” meets “Boogie Nights” flick is shot on 35 mm, not video. Producers call it “an adult movie with mainstream ambition.” Not too mention a scene where Ron Jeremy gets shot which wearing a track suit and a hot bunny girl on girl action scene.

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Best Parody-Comedy: “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”
This time around, the dude has a giant dick and this is his story: bowlers, dudes, porn lovers.

Best All Girl Group Sex Scene: “An Orgy of Exes”
I’m sure you can gather from the title what this one is about; the fantasy of a group of guys where all of their exes get together and have one great big lesbian orgy.

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Best 3D: “This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D”
Who wouldn’t want to see two people having sex in 3D, even if it’s between two blue people.

Crossover Star of the Year: Penny Flame
This award is for the performer who gets the most mainstream attention and this one goes to “Celebrity Rehab” star Penny Flame who left porn behind and got clean, enrolled in college and turned her life around.

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Male Performer of the Year: Prince Yahshua
This prince was tragically injured in a terrible reverse cowgirl attempt fone wrong and he actually broke his penis. This guy definitely deserves this award

Sasha Grey Proposes Porn World Solidarity

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

I can never pass on an opportunity to talk about XXX porn star Sasha Grey. Ever since she came onto the scene I’ve made sure to keep up with who she’s having sex with next. Sometimes I try to ignore her but my mind and typing fingers totally take over. It doesn’t really matter what she says or what she’s doing just as long as that name enters my consciousness every few days. Today’s nugget is regarding her keynote address at this years Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE).

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R.I.P. Juliet Anderson – Dead at Age 71

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

The porn world mourns today with news of the passing of Juliet Carr / Anderson. No details are available yet about her death, though she was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease, an ongoing disorder that causes inflammation of the digestive tract, early on in her life.

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Congratulations to 2010s AVN Winners!

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Sitting here in the aftermath of the Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards, I want to extend my most vociferous wishes of congratulation to two of my favorite porn actresses: Kimberly Kane and Tori Black, winners of the Best Actress and Female Performer of the Year awards respectively.

Kimberly earned her Best Actress award for her performance in The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, while Tori, the big winner of the night (she brought home 5 awards), stole the highly coveted Female Performer of the Year.

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A New Study Offers Porn Consumption Insight

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

The results of a Department of Sociology at the University of Nevada study about porn and the fans consumption of, and beliefs about, have been released. The authors included Daniel Sahl, M.A., and Crystal Jackson, M.A., Ph.D. students in the Department of Sociology at UNLV, and Dr. Barbara Brents, associate professor of sociology at UNLV. The results are far from surprising, but also very satisfying.

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Looking ahead to Valentine’s Day!

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

No, not in that cheesy Hallmark kinda way!

Looking for something really special to do? Then jump on a plane this heartsday and check out a bonerfide Detroit Valentines staple: The Dirty Show!

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Do porn fans read?

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

That’s the question being asked today by the good folks who run Gotham Publishing with the release of their highly anticipated “Sinner Takes All,” the biography of porn star Tera Patrick. Chronicling a illustrious career, from her shy upbringing through the world of adult entertainment, Tera weaves a curvy tale of drugs and depression, abuse and fame, technique and conquests, all the while searching and ultimately finding true love.

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Tiger’s Got Wood: Porn Parody at its Finest

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

The one thing you can always count on porn for, is its parodies. We all have our favorites. Big Trouble In Little Vagina is mine.

And so in perfect form and riding in on the hailstorm that is TigersGate, comes TIGER’S GOT WOOD.

Nectar Entertainment, with all its resources got this baby done in a record 2 days, from script to wrap party. That’s amazing even by porn standards!

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