There are certain things I’ve never done. For instance, I’ve never recorded the final out in the World Series, shut out the San Jose Sharks in the Conference Finals and engaged in BDSM. There’s a very good chance that I’ll never do the first two things, but the last one could come to fruition. Read on after the jump and learn about XXX sex, doms and subs, bondage play and how to do it safely while still getting your rocks off.
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House of Pain – Bondage Sex
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012
Your Missionary Sex Mission
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to have sex with your partner in the missionary position. We know what you’re thinking, boring with a capital B! But, I’ve got some tips for you to make your mission as climatic as possible. Read on after the jump and turn a regular missionary fuck in to a XXX cum fest.
Fancy A Gangbang?
Tuesday, February 14th, 2012
Porn Star Of The Week: Juelz Ventura
Monday, February 13th, 2012What do you get when you combine Ace Ventura and Juelz Santana? You’d probably have yourself a rapping pet detective, and not one of the most gorgeous porn star hotties to ever suck a dick on film. Make room in that spankbank because after the jump you’re about to commit Juelz Ventura and her gorgeous body to memory.
Rock The Boat With Nautical Sex
Thursday, February 9th, 2012With Valentine’s Day just around the corner I’m starting to loose sleep. No, not because I have a special lady in my life but because there’s a lady I’d like to have special sex with. I met this girl the other day at the gym. She’s perfect. And by perfect, I mean smoking hot. Her personality is probably great but who cares, right? Judge me in a minute because in order to have a passionate XXX night with this woman I have to sit through the worst movie ever made: Titanic. Oh, and I have to sit through it in 3D because that’s how it’s being re-released. Do you not have enough money, James Cameron?!? Sorry, I’ll try and compose myself. But, there is one good thing about this whole Titanic nonsense, I get to fuck this chick after our date. I know this because she told me that she wants to have sex with me but would prefer if I took her out somewhere first and she decided on seeing Titanic. Anyway, this whole business got me thinking about boat sex. After the jump, I hope you’ll be thinking about it too.
Top 3 In-Car Sex Positions
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012Whenever I’m behind the wheel of my shitbox (’95 Ford Escort! How the thing still runs is beyond me.) I always imagine I’m having sex with the my favorite XXX hottie Faye Reagan. The problem with having sex in cars is there’s no way to be creative. You’re working in a cramped space and there’s always the threat of Johnny Law knocking on your steamy windows, telling you to take your dick out of that girl’s mouth before he takes you both downtown. However, I’ve found three positions that are guaranteed to make you shoot your cumshot – jizz all over the dashboard (or lady juices if you’re doing girl on girl). Read on after the jump and find out how you can get off while getting on the road.
Porn Star Of The Week: Jada Fire
Monday, February 6th, 2012February is Black History Month so I figured I’d make this week’s XXX hottie an Ebony goddess. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best black babe in the adult game, Miss Jada Fire. (Don’t worry, she’s naked after the jump.)
Be A Cunning Linguist of Cunnilingus
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012When I was younger I thought I was really good at going down on girls. Why? Because I had one girlfriend tell me I was good at it. When you’re a freshman in college and your lady tells you that what you’re doing to her downstairs is making her cum like in all those grainy porno clips you used to download with dial up, you might consider yourself the pussy eating king. It turns out I wasn’t. I wasn’t even the pussy eating prince. I was just a guy who thought he was doing it right because one chick told him he was. It wasn’t until three girlfriends later that I learnt how to properly perform cunnilingus. Get ready to get schooled in the art of licking cunt because if you used to be like me in my freshman year of college, you need all the pointers you can get. After the jump things are about to get wet.
Sex In The Woods
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012“Nature, that’s why I come up here.” – Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet from Saturday Night Live circa November 2000.
Ah, the great outdoors! You smell the pine trees. You catch a fish from a singing stream. Streams can sing. Trust me. You hike through the wilderness, lucky if you can photograph a deer or some other animal you don’t get to see in the city. You see stars which is another thing you don’t get to see in the city. And after a long day of enjoying nature’s wonderful gifts, you can tell ghost stories by a roaring camp fire and watch some girl on girl action. Here’s Orgasm.com’s simple guide to sex in the woods. Get ready because after the jump, the forest’s never been this sexy.
The XXX Dangers Of Ass To Mouth
Sunday, January 29th, 2012Ass to mouth. Raise your hand if you’ve been involved in that scenario. A few of you. Good. Personally, I’ve never had the pleasure because I’m kind of a germaphobe. I’m not against anal sex. That I enjoy very much and wish more women would be into it. But yeah, I understand that the first time might be painful. So here’s what you should do, have anal sex with another guy then call me. We’ll have a great XXX butt fuck and it won’t hurt, k? And you can guarantee I won’t make you suck my dick after. Before is fine, though. Anyway, the point of this post is to educate those of you looking for some ass to mouth action tonight and make sure you know about the dangers.
