The 80s and 90s have yielded some of the finest cinematic masterpieces. We laughed, we cried and we learned that if you give Rob Lowe a saxophone the ladies will cum in their pants. Without further ado, Orgasm.com presents the first ever pornification of four classic films. After the jump discover how we sexed up your favorite movies.
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Top Pussy – Giving The Classics A XXX Twist
Friday, March 9th, 2012
Sorority Sister’s Having Sex
Wednesday, March 7th, 2012College. Sigh. How do I miss thee? Actually, I don’t miss going to class, taking notes, barely passing exams and trying to make sense of Political Science 101. Why can’t the government fix social security already? Toby did it on The West Wing! Anyway, what I miss most about college are the sororities and how the girls were up for anything. Some of the best blow jobs I got were from sorority sisters. Sure, alcohol was involved but these chicks were hungry, hungry for dick. My being on the football team and in a fraternity probably also contributed to there always being a fresh set of sorority sister lips around Drew and Bledsoe (my balls) but still, I got a lot of head. In honor of all the blow jobs and girl on girl sex I was privy to (sorority chicks were always going down on each other) after the jump I’ve provided a XXX pictorial of what it was like in college.
Crime Scene Sex
Tuesday, March 6th, 2012Some guys are into it. Some guys aren’t. Personally, I want a clean workspace. But, Orgasm.com is all about honoring everything XXX no matter how uh, bloody it may be. Ladies, gentlemen and transgendered folks, after the jump learn all about crime scene sex. Calm down, it’s just period sex. Nobody died except the chicken I ate for lunch that almost came back up when I was researching for this article but that’s another story.
Porn Star of the Week: Delilah Strong
Sunday, March 4th, 2012For Delilah Strong, porn stardom runs in the family. This hottie’s mom is sex video sensation Deborah Coxxx. After the jump let’s take a look at Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week, the lovely Delilah Strong.
Pussy Slangin’
Friday, March 2nd, 2012Vaginas are everywhere. Not that I’m complaining. Everyone likes a good pussy. They’re what make porn so exciting. In honor of vagina’s making the free sex clips on Orgasm.com so special, I’ve provided a list of the different slang terms for that XXX organ we all know and love. Read on after the jump and pick out a new name to call your girlfriend’s pussy.
Have A Laugh With Clown Sex
Thursday, March 1st, 2012A buddy of mine told me something in confidence. I told him I would take this story to the grave. Turns out, I’m not a good friend. Some stories just need to be told. Ryan (not his real name) was dating this very quiet girl, a real carpenter’s dream. So quiet in fact that if you were right next to her when she was speaking, you couldn’t hear what she was saying. It’s akin to the Seinfeld episode with the low talker where Jerry is forced to wear the “puffy shirt” on the Today Show. She was cute so we didn’t give Ryan any flack about dating a chick who barely spoke and when she did no one was privy to what she was saying unless you had supersonic hearing. Like most men, Ryan assumed that quiet girls were animals in bed. He was right. After the jump find out why their sex life was so….hilarious.
Scissor Sister Sex
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012My favorite thing to watch when I’m getting an eyeful of free HD porn is girl on girl, especially tribbing videos. I’m more intrigued than anything because it looks to me like bumper cars with body parts. After the jump I’ve provided a nice pictoral and technical (but also very XXX) explanation of tribbing.
Lovely Latina’s Are Good Lovers
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012After seeing a piece of what appeared to be Jennifer Lopez’s nipple while watching the Oscars, I decided it was time to honor the gorgeous Latina porn star goddesses that make men hard and women wet. After the jump I’ve dedicated this entire post to my favorite spicy ladies. Grab a Corona and get to know these Latina queens.
Is Raven Alexis A Dirty Porn Star Or A Dirty Liar?
Sunday, February 26th, 2012In June of 2011 porn star hottie Raven Alexis announced that she had stage 4 brain cancer. If you know anything about the illness, you know that stage 4 means it’s time to start writing your will. There were T-shirts made, prayers said and the entire adult community seemed to be behind her as she faced the long, hard road ahead of her. Now, the tide has shifted. Blogs and articles are popping up all over the Internet claiming that Raven Alexis lied about being sick. Read on after the jump and make your own conclusions.
Beer Googles + Drunk Sex = Bad News
Friday, February 24th, 2012The worst thing happened. I went out with my buddies. Fine. Great. We go out all the time. However, this time it was for a bachelor party. My friend Dumb-fry (his last name is Dumfries, naturally we had to give him a nickname) finally found some chick who could tolerate his addiction to Star Trek The Next Generation and the Indianapolis Colts. He proposed. She said yes. Now it’s ten months later and Dumb-fry is about to tie the knot. Cut to last night. There was beer. There was a celebrity. There was champagne. There were strippers. And then there was me waking up this morning with a bucket of yuck in my bed. Damn you beer goggles!
