BREAKING NEWS – TMZ reported last week that Hulk Hogan, everyone’s favorite wrestler, has a sex tape. Here’s where it gets good: Orgasm.com has made an offer! That’s right, you could be getting an eyeful of the Hulkster’s hot dog skin and silken hair as he gets his pipes cleaned some a mystery broad. Keep it locked here after the jump so you can disobey the Pope.
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2012
How To Convince Your Girl To Have A Threesome
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012Ah the threesome, every man’s dream and every woman’s secret dream. However, your lady will act like she’s not into the whole threesome thing. “What am I, a porn star?” she’ll declare when you breach the subject. Don’t worry guys, Orgasm.com has a sure-fire way to get your woman to agree to a threeway.
Rick Santorum And The Future Of Internet Porn
Monday, March 19th, 2012If Rick Santorum is elected President, Internet porn as we know could bite the big one. Uptight conservatives everywhere are rejoicing because Rick the Dick plans on taking major actions to ban sites that specialize in sex movies. Orgasm.com will cease to exist! You’ll have to jack-off from memory. Who wants to do that?
Porn Star of the Week – Joanna Angel
Monday, March 19th, 2012Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week cums to you from New Jersey. She is the Queen of alt porn. She is the hottest XXX free HD porn star to have attended a yeshiva school until 8th grade. She is the dirty mind behind everyone’s favorite alternative porn studio, Burning Angel. She is Joanna Angel and after the jump you will have a hard time containing your hard on.
Fuck A Redhead For St. Paddy’s Day
Friday, March 16th, 2012If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.
Alt Porn: The Alternative To Regular Nude Videos
Thursday, March 15th, 2012Remember that weird chick from your art history class who had a ton of piercings, tattoos and looked like something Marilyn Manson fucked then tossed out of a moving car? Guess what? She may have scars on her arms from too many dates with a Venus razor blade (that moisture strip always gets in the way of self-mutilation!), but she’s now a gorgeous alt porn star. You’re probably like, “What is alt porn and why would I waste my time jacking it to that chick?”. Well, after the jump you’ll see why you should be jerking off to nude videos featuring alt porn stars.
Whaddup Shorty: An Ode Midget Porn
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012The other day my buddy told me he’d always wanted to bang a midget. I’m not sure what the proper terminology is and what’s considered offensive so for the purpose of this blog post let’s use “midget”. Sorry if you’re a little person reading this, I don’t mean to offend you and if you’re a lady you should call my friend Brian. He’d really like to make some sex videos with you. Anyway, without further ado, here’s Orgasm.com’s XXX ode to midget porn. Don’t worry, after the jump there are naked ladies (re: tits).
Celebrities We Want To See Baring Their XXX Parts
Monday, March 12th, 2012Last night I had a dream I was banging one of the sluts from Jersey Shore. I’m not sure which slut it was, they’re all the same herpes-ridden drunkards. If you’ve had dream sex with one, you’ve had dream sex with them all. I was completely repulsed and cursed myself for not dreaming of someone more attractive like Joslyn James, but it gave me an excellent idea. What celebrities do people want to see naked? Get a load of Wednesday Adams’ tits and many more after the jump.
Porn Star of the Week – Ashley Blue
Saturday, March 10th, 2012Blue is a color. It’s a mood. It’s something that happens to your nads when you think you’re about to have sex but it doesn’t cum to fruition. Blue is also a XXX adult film star, Ashley Blue that is. After the jump learn about Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week: Ashley Blue.
Fuckity Fuck – The Origin of the F Word
Friday, March 9th, 2012Fuck. What a great word. Here at Orgasm.com we’re all about it. Fuck! Fucking! Fucker! Fucked! We admire it all. However, most people don’t know where the word comes from. After the jump learn the origins of the F word.
