Posts Tagged ‘XXX’

Rack City Bitch, Rack, Rack City Bitch

Monday, September 10th, 2012

Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch! Some of you reading this are probably really confused, but some of you probably know exactly what I’m talking about. I’m referring to the rapper Tyga’s club banger “Rack City” which pounded through speakers at bars all over the world and left a lot of people wondering where exactly the infamous “Rack City” is, on the map.

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Porning Up The Classics: If Your Favorite Books Got The XXX Treatment

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look. It’s in a book. It’s Reading Rainbow. I can do anything. Friends to know. Ways to grow. Reading Rainbow.

If there’s one thing I learned from my boy LeVar Burton, it’s that reading is good. It’s good for the soul, the mind and probably the body. So in honor of  Geordi La Forge, who taught me to get my reading on when I was a kid, Orgasm.com brings you: The Classics With More Sex.

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Three Stooges Porn Parody A No Go?

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

The Three Stooges, you know Larry, Moe and Curly? Well, they’re about to get the XXX treatment. Or are they? TMZ is reporting that The Three Stooges porn parody might not happen. If you’re like me, and you love a good porn parody then you should read on and find out why some Hollywood honchos are trying to block the XXX version from being made. Even if you don’t love a good porn parody you should read on because there are pics of girl on girl stuff, and everybody loves that.

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Naked Women Are Le Sex

Saturday, April 14th, 2012

In a perfect world chicks would walk around naked. But, since the world ain’t perfect, you’ll have to settle for your friendly neighborhood porn pusher, Orgasm.com. We’re bringing you a spicy pictorial full of live, nude girls. Okay, they’re not live but they’re naked and they’re women. Can you say XXX explosion? I bet you can.

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The Lazy Man’s Guide To Doggystyle Sex

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Sometimes, I’ll be watching something and it’ll end. If I have the remote handy, I’ll change the channel. If I don’t I’ll just watch whatever’s on next. That’s how I got into Storage Wars. Let’s face it guys, we’re lazy. Instead of getting up to grab the remote, I watched a bunch of idiots bid on storage lockers. We don’t want to work for anything, especially when it comes to sex. We just want to lie back and let the ladies take care of everything. But eventually our girls get angry at us for our minimal approach to banging. They have sore thighs, they say. They want something more from us besides a dildo on a skateboard (a term coined by author Irvine Welsh). So here it is, an easy sex position that won’t make you work too hard but will make her think you are: Doggystyle. Read on and learn why this position benefits both you and your girl.

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Porn Maker Relishes In Santorum’s Exit

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Rick Santorum and the adult industry weren’t the best of friends. Santorum was vocal about his hatred of all things XXX but I’m pretty sure he secretly jerked it to free HD porn like EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET. Why bother fronting like you aren’t interested in titties? It’s counterproductive. Anyway, everyone’s favorite porn makers, the good folks at Vivid Entertainment are having a field day over Ricky’s announcement to suspend his presidential bid, probably so he’d have more free time to secretly jack-off to fuck films. Read on and find out how Vivid Entertainment’s co-founder and chairman is thrilled with Santorum’s political exit.

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Porn Industry Fights Back Against Condoms

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

LA Weekly reports that the porn industry is stinking mad about this whole condom thing and they’re not gonna take it lying down. Back in January, the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring that all porn stars wear condoms during XXX shoots. Although condoms don’t always feel good and restrict the feeling in your Emmitt Smith, they do protect against STDs and pregnancy. Do you want kids right now? Didn’t think so. Why then, is the porn industry so freakin’ pissed about this? Read on and find out.

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Sunny Leone Not Turning Her Back On Sex Movies

Saturday, April 7th, 2012

Porn star Sunny Leone isn’t about to forget her XXX roots. Although the star of many sex movies that you’ve jacked off to is making her big-screen debut in Jism 2 (no really, that’s the name of the film), she knows where she came from.  Like Jenny From The Block before her, this porn star knows what made her a household name and is giving the XXX industry it’s proper respect.

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Swedish Porn CEO Plans Tell-All

Friday, April 6th, 2012

Berth Milton Jr, who ran Private Media Group, a Swedish adult entertainment empire, has been ousted from the company. The New York Post reports that Milton is planning on releasing a tell-all book with a movie to follow chronicling his adventures with the creme de la creme of the porn industry.

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Porn Star Hollie Stevens Battling Cancer

Thursday, April 5th, 2012

SF Weekly reports that gorgeous porn star and clown porn pioneer, Hollie Stevens is battling cancer. In a sad twist of events, the 30 year old XXX performer was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2011. She underwent a mastectomy in August of that year but the bad news keeps coming. After the jump, let’s salute this gorgeous goddess as she prepares for another round of treatment.

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