Posts Tagged ‘vibrator’

What Comes Next

Saturday, June 25th, 2011

The very idea that we would be at exactly this time and place in our technology would have been impossible to fathom only five years before. Gaming, advances in digital communications and our interpersonal relationships have been so affected so quickly, the rate we change now is startling. From our business to our sex lives we see changes every day and whether they make us better is anybody’s guess.
What we do know though is that we have no idea of the changes coming.

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As far as our interactions with one another, most likely we will continue to grow closer as a people and at the same time continue to isolate ourselves from one another. There will be ever more opportunities for masturbating contact, and maybe even a backlash among people who want to date more, faster, hook-up, mate quicker, but there will be just as many lovers. loving each other only on-line or avoiding real contact for on-line moments of intimacy. And we’ll keep it all as portable as we seem to be.

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Real services and products will see a decline as we do for ourselves with the abilities afforded us and as we become ever more jaded to what we can do ourselves when it comes to products and services. The companies that create will need to create a better bread box right along with a more powerful vibrator, escorts are going to have to present something worth leaving the house for and porn companies are going to have to market their dirty movies-and make a better dirty movie at that-for people who want to see them, people who will most likely be downloading for free well into the future.

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Mainly though our leisure time will probably increase and we will want ever more diversions to fill it. We might simply take to one another and see a rise in sex and in turn baby-making but then again we might stick deep in our cocoons and enjoy even more a technology that allows us to be alone, quiet and free of sticky relationships and human interactions. There is no predicting really how sad and reclusive we might become in the future and how much we might not care we are.

As we sit masturbating the future is upon us.

Awakenings

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

A lot of men talk jokingly about having ‘morning wood.’ It is a real phenomenon- lots of people, male and female wake up horny. When alone, it is a perfect time to rub one out and get the morning started right. When waking up with a partner, the fun morning sex possibilities are duly multiplied.

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It is always good to check with a new lover to see if he or she likes being awakened with sex. For some, it is the best thing in the world. For others, not so much. Sleep in and of itself is a valuable commodity. Guys who do like a sexual sensation first thing in the morning almost always will appreciate the feeling of a nice pair of lips and a warm, wet mouth wrapping around their nice, stiffening dick. A guy may enjoy lying back and enjoying a soft, slow blowjob, or he may start to get into it and want to blow a load fast. Hey may buck his hips for a good mouth-fucking or want to enter for a good morning fuck.

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Women certainly appreciate talented lips and tongues as well, and would often be just as happy to be awakened by some fine cunnilingus in progress. Some women may want to warm up to that point a bit by having the partner start off slowly with some sweet caresses and kisses until she is more roused, and aroused. This is not the case with all women. Some are just as ready to have someone dive right in.

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Use of a vibrator is a great way to wake up a sleepy, likely ready-to-go partner. When being awakened, many people aren’t ready to take a super active role in sex, so a sex toy is the perfect solution. A regular cylinder shaped vibe or a specifically designed clit vibe can be great for a sleepy woman. Her partner need only spread her legs a little bit, apply to her clit, and let her writhe in pleasure. For the guys, having a Fleshlight or similar toy pussy style vibe is just the thing to make him happy. Just lube it up, get his dick nice and hard, slip it on and vibrate him until he shoots his morning load.

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The 5 Most Sinful Sex Tricks

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Dec 22 orgasm.com1Ain’t it the truth; we all want to be the best lover we can be. The one who stands out from the crowd. The one who keeps her coming back for more. The one who gets her to cum again and again.

We’ve all seen these kind of studs in free porn, but let’s be real, that shit isn’t how it goes down in real life. So, if you want to come as close as possible to what these guys can do, then you need to follow the five most sinful sex tricks.

1. If you know that your partner is a bit of an exhibitionist, stand her in front of a full length mirror. Then stand behind her and begin to seduce her. Kiss her all over from you neck to her tits and then eventually remove all of her clothing. Bring her to orgasm with your hands and all the while she’ll get to watch as your pleasure her and you will also get to see exactly what she looks like when turned on.

2. For all you guys who didn’t know, there is a patch of sensitive skin at the inner end of the vagina called the anterior fornix aka A-spot. When you rub this part of her is produces the most lube for the vagina. It can be found just above the cervix. Find this spot by putting one lubed finger into her as far as it will go. Keep yourself relaxed and run gently. Use your finger to explore the from wall and when you hit the spot she’ll get wet.

3. We all have our drawers of sex toys, but I want you to create a “naughty box” in your bedroom. You and your partner should write down some out of the ordinary sexual requests.

4. If you only have a large vibrator and you want to stimulate her clit, then you want to get something hard, long and narrow.  and hold it loosely in your hand with the tip against the part you want to stimulate.

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5. Guys, listen up! The clitoris is larger than you probably think. It’s essentially a set of nerve endings but only the tip is visible. The rest is hidden beneath the surface. To stimulate, you should use the V technique. Use your index and middle fingers to from a V and then slide them on either side of the clitoris. Your fingers should be pointed downward and you can use your other hand to stimulate the “outer” clit or use this technique during intercourse.

If you try all of this sinful sex tips then you’re sure to get your girl back in the sack because she will be so satisfied she wont be able to stay away!

The Evolution of the Vibrator

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

As long as humans have had dicks and vaginas, we’ve found outside ways to stimulate them. Dating back to the Victorian era, the first vibrator ever was created, however it was aimed at curing a disease that didn’t even exist.

Since masturbation in the 19th century was considered very taboo, the very first vibrators weren’t marketed as such. Instead, they were sold as medical devices used to treat “hysteria”. And hysteria being something that chicks came down with if they hadn’t gotten their rocks off in a while.

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Apparently, hysteria was caused by the retention of “female semen”, which could get into the blood stream and corrupt it, so it had to be let loose of course.

Doctors would stimulate the vag until the chick would orgasm. But, their hands would often get tired quickly, so this is how the vibrator came into existence!

Ultimately, vibrators have been around longer than electricity has. The first model came out in 1734 and was operated by a crank. Electricity is what really brought them to the mainstream.

One of the first mechanical vibrators was the steam powered Manipulator. This monstrous machine hid its engine in another room with the apparatus sticking through the wall. Fucking scary.

The modern day vibrator has come along way from the big, bulky, scary looking ones. They don’t require a whole fricken room to run properly. Secondly, they can be bought for their intended use of pleasure and orgasms, instead of pretending like they’re curing a disease that isn’t even real. Also, they are made for comfort and the plastic and moulding makes them feel a lot less like a cold machine that should be found outside in the shed.

We are lucky that we live in a time where watching porn and playing with yourself is becoming more and more acceptable. Before we know it, the future of the vibrator will be a chip implanted into our genital areas that will stimulate them whenever we press a button. Sounds pretty good to me.