Chasey Lain was born in Cocoa Beach, Florida but grew up in North Carolina. Before becoming the Queen of Sex Movies (a nickname that I hope catches on), she worked as a stripper. It was only a matter of time until our girl decided her tits would be better suited for a career as a porn star.

She made her first adult film in 1991, called Wild At Heart, not to be confused with the David Lynch movie of the same name. The Chasey Lain film has tits in it. Lots of them. She’s done girl on girl, boy/girl scenes, interracial, the whole shebang. She even took at break in 2001 to raise her son. That makes her a MILF now.

Her real name is Tiffany Anne Jones which in my humble opinion also sounds like a porn star name. I’m not knocking the name Chasey Lain, I’m just saying that Tiffany Anne Jones sounds like the name of someone who makes sex movies for a living. No big deal. Anyhoo, Chasey and her tits have been in over 92 fuck films. That dumb band the Bloodhound Gang also made a song about her. It’s kind of funny actually, it’s about some crazy fan that writes her a letter asking to eat her ass. Hilarious. Maybe I’ll go listen to that song now and order a big sausage pizza?

Hollie Stevens was healthy. She kick-boxed, had nice tits and ate well. It wasn’t until she noticed a lump in one of those nice tits that she figured it was time for a check up. The doctor told her she had cancer and she went from hot porn star du jour to wondering if she was going to live. Luckily Hollie, a San Francisco resident, was able to take part in their Healthy San Francisco program and her medical bills were covered.

After her mastectomy she felt soreness in her right leg. When the pain became more excruciating than a round of XXX kick fucking she went back to the doctor. She was told she had bone cancer. Hollie Stevens then went through radiation treatments but to no avail as the cancer spread to her right rib, her other breast and her liver.

The porn star has surgery scheduled for Monday and we wish her nothing but a speedy recovery. Here’s to you Hollie Stevens! Orgasm.com salutes you for all your hard work in the XXX industry.

Nadya Sulemon had a promising life ahead of her. Just kidding! She probably has borderline personality disorder and needs to be institutionalized. Anyhoo, TMZ is reporting that Octomom was being offered a cool million to appear in sex movies but now her market value has plumeted because she posed topless for $10,000.

Who wants to see those tits? She has 14 kids, eight of which were in the womb at the same time! I don’t want to see Nadya Sulemon’s tits, I want to see Nadia Hilton topless. At least those boobs aren’t attached to a crazy person.

Vivid Entertainment’s  Steve Hirsh offered Octomom million dollar porn offers in 2009, 2010 and as recently as last week. Octomom, turned him down because she felt it demeaned her, until now when she realized she could make a ton of money as a porn star. However, after learning that she had posed topless for $10,000 he rescinded the $1 million offer because he claims her market value has gone down. Instead of having a guy go down on her in various sex movies, she decided to show her tits for $10,000.

Hirsch sent Octomom another offer to star in a XXX adult film on Monday. This time it was only for $100,000. That’s not enough money for a single mother with 14 mouths to feed. Looks like her family’s going to be dining at the Y from now on because mama ruined her future career as a porn star before it even began.

Hey Cee Lo, love you on The Voice. Hope you win it all this year instead of that dickhead moron from Maroon 5 or that country singing douchechill. Actually, I’m okay with Christina Aguilera winning. She has nice tits. They must be fake. But I digress. Who’s the redhead? You going to let her give you the marlin?

“Ayyo, you seen Tyrone? I been lookin’ for his ass. He was supposed to burn me that Kenny Loggins joint. I gave him a blank CD and everything. When I’m done shootin’ these sex movies I’m gonna go see wassup with that fool.”

Hello there little brunette lady with pretty tits. What’s that on your face? Are you crying marshmallow tears? This must be what the Lollipop Guild looks for when they’re searching Orgasm.com for free porn while the rest of us are looking for XXX sex movies staring Inari Vachs.

Bridget Powers is one of the premier midget porn stars out there. If you’ve seen I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, you’ve seen her tits when she was having fake sex with that blonde guy from The Good Wife. I hope one day my friend Brian gets to live out his XXX fantasy and bang her because she looks like a real class act.

After polling my friends I received some very exciting responses. I changed their names to respect their privacy and yes, some of these celebrity sex photos are doctored or animated. Use your imagination. It’s not hard.

Mike – “I want to fuck the crap out of Rihanna and tape it.  I’d send it to Matt Kemp and be all like, ‘Hey I fucked your ex and I’ll keep fucking her until the Dodgers win the World Series.” (Mike loves the Dodgers. Once he saw ex-catcher Russell Martin in a restaurant and almost came in his pants. True story.)

Logan – “I want to see Nicole Kidman’s tits. It’s more of a curiosity thing because she looks like she’s made of soap and plus I’ve never had sex with a white girl before. I bet they’re all made of soap.” (Logan is African-American just in case you didn’t get that from his response.)

Tim – “I’m like, haunted by the opening scene in Blake Snake Moan where Christina Ricci is fucking Justin Timberlake. I need to correct that by having sex with Christina Ricci myself. Her tits are kind of weird and her ribs are always showing but whatever, maybe I’m secretly into anorexic chicks? Should I watch anorexic porn? Does that exist?” (Tim, Orgasm.com has XXX clips of skinny chicks getting fucked.)

David – “Charlize Theron. I need a reason to want to see her tits? They’re good tits.” (David has seen Monster a lot even though, Charlize is fat in it.)

Jensen – “I want to make a porn with the Gossip Girl girls. I dunno their names but I want to bang them both at the same time until I or they go blind.” (Their names are Blake Lively and Leighton Meester and I bet Lively’s an airplane blonde.)

Carly – “I bet Peyton Manning fucks dirty. I’d pay good money to see a porn with him and Tony Dungy sucking each other’s dicks. No wait. I wanna see Peyton bang Reggie Wayne. No, no, no, Jeff Saturday! Wait…” (Carly went on and on about wanting to see Peyton Manning fuck or get fucked by every member of the Indianapolis Colts. Then she teared up when she remembered that the Colts had released Manning. Poor girl.)

Sorry Carly, that’s all you get, a grainy pic of Peyton without a shirt. Hope you have room for it in your lady spank-bank.

You should be getting all boned up thinking about a handjob from a hot girl with big tits. Some of my favorite free porn movies feature dicks getting sanded down by hot girls like Breanne Benson.

Who wouldn’t want to get their wiener yanked by a large breasted lady? Hell, she could have small tits or give the safest handjob ever and still get the job done. Men are easy to please. Give us football, give us a beverage with hops in it and give us a handjob. We’ll be fine. You could even blab about something we have no interest in like The Real Housewives of Sioux Falls while you’re giving us hand sex because as long as our Tug McGraw’s getting tugged, we don’t care what you say or who you are!

If we’ve learned anything from free porn movies it’s that men will cum from anything, blowjobs, sex and even handsturbation. (I made that up but let’s try and get it to catch on. I want people saying it all the way in Sioux Falls by the end of the day!) Men, the next time you’re about to have sex, get your partner to give you a handy. Women, the next time your man’s sitting on the couch watching the Redskins and Eagles, shove your dainty paws down his pants and make his redskin fly like an eagle with a hot handjob.

When I was little I used to play soccer. I wasn’t by any means good at it, nor did I think I could make a career out of it but my coach’s wife was smoking hot and it made practices more interesting when she was around. Mrs. Kiffen was younger than our coach, not younger by a few years, younger by 12 years. That’s a big age gap when your coach is 34. She was only 11 years older than the kids her husband coached! The girls on the team loved her because she knew who they were drooling over in their Tiger Beat magazines. The guys on the team loved her too because she had big tits, blonde hair and looked like a super model.

Nowadays with all the Milf Videos on porn tubes like Orgasm.com I wouldn’t need to picture Mrs. Kiffen handing out Gatorade on the sidelines to get a stiffy. Back then, we didn’t even have the internet at my house. The closest thing I ever came to seeing a pair of tits was when I was eight. On a family vacation to New Jersey, we were driving through Newark after a Devil’s game, got lost and my dad pulled up to some corner broads and asked for directions. These women were more than courteous and directed us back to our hotel. One of them was even more accommodating and raised her top so that my brother and I in the back seat could get a glimpse of her tits. My mother screamed. The moral of this story is, don’t take your kids on vacation to New Jersey in the late 80s.

Right, back to Mrs. Kiffen. All the boys on the team would lose their minds when she was around. It was impossible not to have a boner during soccer practice. Here’s the kicker, Mrs. Kiffen was somebody’s mother. She’d just given birth to a little girl that would sleep soundly on the sidelines during our soccer games. Our coach had married his hot wife and her giant tits when she was 20. The term MILF wasn’t around yet but I know now, that’s what she was. Sadly, she’s not anymore. My brother said he ran into her back home and she looked like someone beat Cameron Diaz with a haggard stick. Her daughter however, according to my brother is a dead ringer for Monica Sweetheart and he considered jerking off to her when he got home but decided against it and watched some sex videos of the real porn star. That’s my brother for you. A real class act.

Anyway, I’d like to thank Mrs. Kiffen for all the boner material she provided me with until my parents sprang for dial up and I was able to secretly download sex videos to the family computer and name them things like “John Elway Passing Record”. Oh, and here’s another pic of Monica Sweetheart for good measure.

As I mentioned before I’m currently dating a very nice girl. And by nice I mean, she carries dog treats in her purse just in case she comes across as stray that looks hungry. She told me that when she was 14 she used the word ass and cried for hours afterword because she felt so ashamed. She’s also from one of the Carolina’s. I should really listen more when she talks and know which Carolina she hails from, but I’m too busy staring at her tits and thinking that they’d be a great for dutch fucking.

Oh right, the definition of a dutch fuck. It’s when you use a woman’s boobs for stimulation. It’s also known as a titty fuck, sex chest (sounds like pirates booty), tit wank, TiFu (sounds like a fraternity), mammary intercourse (sounds like the name of a rare whale) and muscle fuck.

There’s no way the girl I’m seeing now will let me do this. We’ve been on six dates and there’s been nothing more than some light petting. Really light petting. I didn’t even get into the bone-zone. Until Miss Carolina lets me undo her shirt and give her tits a solid dutch fuck I’m going to use this picture of porn star Carmella Bing getting her boobs fucked as XXX material for getting my wank on.

For the record, I really like this girl and will make an effort to find out which Carolina those tits come from. Hopefully, it’s the good Carolina.

This is nothing new but still a great site. All hail Paris Hilton’s nipples.

You might recognize this girl from Transformers 3, her name is Rosie Huntington – Whiteley

Well this is what she looks like naked, lucky you. While we are at it, check out what pornstar Ashlynn Brooke looks like naked too.

It’s hard to believe that this sexy bitch popped out an Apple, and whatever the other child’s name is, and still looks this good.

She kissed a girl then shortly after took this picture.

Penelope Perky Tits Cruz

No suprise here but slutty Tila Tequila can be seen found naked online.

If you are a boobs kinda guy get the toilet paper and lube ready cause you are about to see 21 sets of titties.

#1 Cranberries

#2  Orange

#3 Peaches

#4 Lemons

#5 Grape Fruit

#6 Watermelons

#7 Pears

#8 Cucumbers

#9 Sweet Potatoes

#10 Bee Stings

#11 Flap Jacks

#12 Has Beens

#13 Pointers

#14 Mail Bags

#15 Under Chinners

#16 Cup Cakes

#17 – Balloons

#18 Water Wings

#19 Coat Hooks

#20 Blockbusters

#21 Hot Water Bottles

Just to make up for number #21. I present you these