Notch up another hit for Vivid-Celeb imprint, the division which has earned fame and notoriety for popular movies featuring celebrities having sex, from Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee to Kim Kardashian, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty and Playboy Playmate and reality TV star Shauna Sand.

James, also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels, carried on a long-running affair with Woods after meeting him at The Bellagio resort in Las Vegas, Nevada. She has disclosed numerous, now infamous, steamy text messages the two exchanged to arrange their trysts while he cheated on wife Elin Nordegren.

I can’t remember if she wants an apology too.

All seemed to be going well for Tiger Woods. He went to sex rehab. He moved back into the house. He began his expected golf comeback with the Masters. And then Elin got the hell out of Dodge and took the kids with her, ending up at the $2M swedish fixer-upper she’d bought when the shit hit the fan.

Why?

Seems Elin Nordegren had pretty much accepted the woe-full ways of her tempted husband, even when he handed her a list of 120 women he’d put together while in rehab, that he supposedly had relations with. A list that would include those we’ve gotten used to hearing about, like Kalika Moquin, Loredana Jolie, porn star Joslyn James and Jamie Jungers.

But it was a list that left off one very important name; Raychel Coudriet.

Coudriet, who is 22 and lives in the SAME gated Orlando-area community as the disgraced golfer, met Woods when she was just 14. She has accused him of “using and violating” her. They were neighbors but there isn’t any information yet about when exactly the “one night stand” occurred. I’m sure it will be investigated once this news hits the mainstream.

So that’s it. Divorce has become inevitable. Tiger got so close to getting everything back. Hell, even more close than he arguably deserved. Until the one name from his past came up that would drive his wife away.

Jooooocey.

Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James, adult film performer from 2007 – 2009, and star of a whole 18 film titles is at it again. You will recall how she earlier tried to garnish her 15 minutes of mainstream fame by attacking the entrepreneur who put the faces of the purported mistresses on golf balls, by claiming it was abusive. (Because when you hit a ball with a woman’s face on it what you really want to be doing is hitting the woman).

Now she’s calling her own press releases, claiming Tiger owes her an individual apology.

Wow. You’ve got some balls on you Joslyn. He needs to apologize to you in the same 13 minutes that he apologizes to his wife, his mom and his kids? Wow.

You know who deserves an apology? Me. That’s right! Me. You wanna know why? Because all day every day I write about porn and serve up lots and lots of free internet sex videos, and comment about internet sex videos and free porn. But that means I’m scouring the world, keeping up on what’s going on. And do you know what’s been going on foremost in the minds of everyone in the world? Tiger Woods.

I’m fucking sick of the whole story. I don’t think it was any of our business to begin with. If I see one more goddamn Tiger Woods headline I’m going to fucking scream!

So you hear that Mr. Woods? I’ll be expecting MY apology too. Directly. Face to face.

It would be sooo funny if he apologized to me before Joslyn James…