Recently the Spice Girls have been parodied in a porno film called OMG… It’s The Spice Girls Parody directed by Jordan Septo. There is much discussion in the news about the production being sued by record companies. But lets talk about something more important, like how we have always imagined these girls would be like if we ever got the chance to fuck one of them.

Lets start with Posh. Who wouldn’t want to hate fuck this girl or any other stuck up bitch for that matter? They say girls like this have something stuck up their ass, but I think girls are like that because of the lack of something up their ass. Posh is definitely in need of getting her shit pushed in.

Ginger. They say redheads are nutcases. If there’s one thing I do know about women, it’s this: if they are crazy in the head, they are crazy in the bed. I’m not saying she’ll want to be tied up and spanked, I’m saying it’ll most likely be you being tied up as you get slapped in the face and called Susan.

The Jock, Sporty Spice. There’s one thing that I’ve always feared going into the bedroom with a new girl… the fear that she will have better endurance then me. Sporty Spice looks like she’ll run laps around me. I’m sure I would be dripping sweat all over her and would be out of breath before I could even make an impact worth her remembering.

The token black girl, Scary. As a white man, I love black women. I would love be all over this, but as a white man I doubt I would be able to satisfy the needs to a dark and sexy woman. God knows I would love to try, but she is known to be the scary one. As long as she didn’t yell at me I would be cool. Angry black women are very scary

Baby Spice. I love the pigtails and the tight short outfits this girl is known for, but it’s just too cute for me. Something tells me this girl would be nothing but a starfish, something typical of the young blonde teen in her debut porn film. In reality, she is probably very different of her character portrayed, perhaps an inner rebel wanting to be violated, or a hidden kinky side where she wants to explore with other cute blonde in pigatails…

I’m pretty sure I have to find myself a copy of this parody movie soon and see how Jordan Septo imagined the biggest girl pop band ever would fuck and compare notes.