Tribbing is also known as scissoring, clam jousting, clit humping, taco bumping,  pussy rubbing, vag grinding and tribadism. It is a non-penatrive form of sex that occurs when a woman rubs her vulva against her partner’s body (sometimes clit to clit if the chicks are flexible) for stimulation. It is derived from the Greek word tribein which means rub. In other news, once I banged a Greek chick named Roula or Toula. It was in college. She was a friend of a friend of a friend. She also had a ginormous ass. Whenever I eat souvlaki I’m reminded of the short XXX time that Roula or Toula and I spent together. Moving on. Below you’ll find two beautiful women engaged in some girl on girl action. I assume it went down like this:

Pamela and Barbara live in Green Bay, Wisconsin. They are employed by the Carr Valley Cheese Company where Barb is a shift supervisor and Pam is a sales rep. One day after work, Pam invites Barb over to her place to watch a Packers game. Both get turned on by Aaron Rodgers completing 89% of his passes.

Pam: Oh gee Barb, I sure am feeling fired up. That Aaron Rodgers is such a great football player.

Barb: Oh ya, he sure is. I’m feeling fired up myself. Why don’t we take our clothes off and mutually masturbate?

Pam: That sounds terrific.

The next set of tribbing ladies are named Sophie (because I like Sophie Moon) and Debra (because once I had a dream I was putting a fuck into Debra Messing and then halfway through she turned into Johnny Cash. I woke up and wondered if I was gay but then I realized that probably confirms that I’m not because who is more manly than the Man in Black?). Right. Okay. Sophie and Debra meet one day at the Crossgates Mall in Albany. Debra (20 years old) works at Taco Bell in the food court. On her break she goes to Hot Topic to purchase a shirt for her boyfriend. She can’t remember if his favorite band is H2O or Juliette Lewis and the Licks so she asks the sales girl to help. Sophie (also 20) assists Debra in choosing the perfect shirt for her boyfriend and the two get to talking. It turns out they’re both in the same Probability and Statistics class at Sienna College and Sophie offers to help Debra study for the midterm. After they’re both done their shifts at Crossgates they retire to Debra’s parents basement to study. Debra’s parents are upstairs but they rarely come down to the basement because they’re preoccupied with their collection of fine Capital Region wines. Things progress nicely and the girls end up quietly scissoring instead of learning. Sex always trumps stats.

Our last girl on girl photograph tells the story of Cassie and her BFF Renalda. They’ve been inseparable since the 8th grade when they met at a Hole concert. This was in 90s when Kurt Cobain had just left us and Courtney Love was off her rocker. Not to be confused with now when Courtney Love is still off her rocker. We find Cassie and Renalda years later. Renalda has married an investment banker named Carl who has accepted a promotion that will move him and his bride from Erie where she grew up to King of Prussia (these are places in Pennsylvania). The ladies part ways for a few months until Renalda invites Cassie to her new home in King of Prussia. She promises shopping excursions in the glamorous neighboring city of Philadelphia and that the two will have a great time. When Cassie arrives the BFFs immediately take to Interstate 78 and embark on a shopping journey through the Streets of Philadelphia (Bruce Springsteen reference!). Renalda buys some lingerie to wear the next time her and Carl get physical. When they arrive back at Renalda’s, Cassie insists that Rennie (a nickmane Cassie bestowed upon her BFF almost 16 years ago) model her newly purchased lingerie. Wine is opened, lingerie is modeled. Carl comes home from work to find his wife and her BFF having sex on the floor.

“Why are you both so shiny?” Carl asks, confused yet aroused

“It’s baby oil, dear.” Renalda pants while rubbing her pussy against Cassie’s.

Carl takes out his iPhone and stars filming the XXX scene unfolding before him.