Produced by Wicked Pictures, directed by Brad Armstrong, and starring Nadya Suleman (as coached by porn star Jessica Drake) “Octomom: Home Alone” will likely be Octomom’s magnum opus. We can only hope it’ll be her last foray into the porn industry.

After all, she already posed topless back in March. More recently she’s been working on her masturbation porno.

Of course, now that it’s released, Octomom’s been a busy little bee promoting it. In fact, she made a bit of a splash recently on Howard Stern’s show. She even rode the sybian. This is, of course, the true mark of a porn star. Octomom, now in the ranks of such great women as Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Bree Olson.

Let’s all just look at Jessica Drake now. Mmmkay, better.

Accounts say that Brad Armstrong and porn star girlfriend Jessica Drake helped Octomom get in the mood by showing her some porn. She clearly enjoyed it.

Octomom then tried on a variety of different outfits and, reportedly, got some great advice from Jessica Drake. Speaking of the shoot, Nadya said, “I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures contract star Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined.”

Of course, the shoot comes just days after Nadya filed for bankruptcy who says that “the only dream I have is to buy a safe home for my family” when asked about plans for the money.

EDIT: We’re really sorry we made you look at all those pictures of Octomom. Here, have a look at Jessica Drake instead. You’ve earned it. Feel free to forget all about Octomom from now on. That is, until the next trainwreck.