Growing up most of us fantasized about fucking our favorite sexy celebrities. Never knowing if it was their real boobs or a tit double made it really difficult to self fornicate. Well stress no more you’ve grown up and luckily so has the telephone age.
Even the federal U.S. government does not want to get itself stuck in the question of what is porn and what is erotica. Legislatures and clergy have been attempting to find a cemented definition in order to prosecute over one word and caution for the other, but in determining if there is a difference between porn movies and erotic films one would have to consider individual taste-what arouses one person, what repels another-and when it comes to porn and taste, things get quite sticky indeed.
There is just no objective way to define really what is sexy. What is absolutely abjectly kinky to one person is downright boring to another. What titillates one person or even a group won’t another. If we can’t really determine what’s good and bad in porn-as we couldn’t ever be able to in any other artistic pursuit-then we can’t say if and when porn movies have or are made with good taste or not.
This is really at the crux of what drives critics crazy about porn. They cannot get anyone to agree with them that porn is in bad taste and when you don’t agree with someone proposing a religious-based agenda or a morals cause, then you challenge the very fabric of the world they believe in, and that’s just none so good for the zealot. When you postulate that there is a possibility that like all things, taste in porn movies is a subjective critique at best, then you open the door to the possibility that there might simply be different ways of looking at the world and the more insecure one is about how they look at the world, the more resistant they will be to different ways of looking.
If indeed there is taste in porn or porn of taste then that presupposes that things are subjective and everything is open to interpretation, even in porn movies…and that is just something some people will not allow in their world view!
It’s happened to just about everybody. You’re in the middle of a heavy makeout session when all-of-a-sudden, that chili you ate for dinner decides to manifest itself though an embarrassing fart. Or perhaps you foolishly scream out the name of your ex without realizing it. Whatever your sex stumble, know that we’ve all experienced one or two throughout our lives. Below, we look at some of the most common sex bummers as well as tips on how to save face once they happen.
1. Bringing Up Your Ex In Sex – If you suffer from a sudden brain fart and end up calling out your ex fling’s name mid-sex, there is very little you can do to salvage the situation. Not only will your partner be extremely upset (understandably so), but it will also make them wonder if you have any leftover feelings for your former lover. The best you can do at this point, is deny, deny, deny. Only time can heal a lack of trust. And sometimes, not even that.
2. Peeing By Accident – Sometimes, constant pressure applied to a woman’s stomach can be enough to make her pee by accident. To avoid going through such humiliation, make sure to relive yourself before jumping into sex. Not having to preoccupy yourself with the need to tinkle will make for a much more pleasurable experience.
3. Flatulence – Much like peeing in the middle of sex, farting can also be just as distracting – and gross. In order to avoid dealing with gastritis, cut off potatoes, peas and baked goods off your diet before a night of passion. Exercising, or going for a brisk walk before getting down an dirty will also help you digest and avoid any future embarrassments.
4. Long Nails – Although movies tend to depict it as something erotic, there is nothing sexy about having scratches all of over your back. Not only would it be incredibly painful but long nails tend to be associated to a lack of hygiene. As for long toe nails, don’t even get me started. Keep yourself in check by making sure your talons are properly filed and have no traces of dirt. Failure to do so could result in you watching free porn instead of getting laid.
5. Falling Asleep – Once in awhile, even the promise of an orgasm is not enough to keep you awake. To avoid falling asleep mid-sex and embarrassing yourself and your partner, either skip it all together or take a quick shower climbing into bed. The water will help to wake you up, at least for a short while.
Julie Benz caught her big break when Dexter, a Showtime television series, hooked North American television audiences with its unique breed of sex, sun and murder. Benz however, considered a legitimate actress, caught our eye not only for her standout performances, but for her name as well. It seems that in today’s film industry there are many more Benz’s in Internet porn films than legitimate productions, and while Julie Benz is working in Hollywood rather than Silicon Valley, it seems she may be capitalizing off of the success of her well chosen name.
The line between whore and heroine is paper thin in the 21st century. Take the similarities between Julie and porn star Nikki Benz – both are fake blondes, have breast implants, and appear naked on film. Nikki is considered unmarketable in a mainstream sense because she explicitly takes dick in her pussy while Julie rides Michael C. Hall covertly. We ask however: aren’t both women essentially doing the same thing? These two little whores sell their bodies for money, no different than other porn stars such as Bethany Benz or Krystal Benz.
When Julie Benz registered a name designed to remind viewers of sex, she knew exactly what she was doing. Benz has been successful too, marketing herself in same way as the porn industry markets their biggest stars. Going back further, the use of the name Benz in porn is clearly lifted from the European automotive manufacturer Mercedes, a cleaver pun on the sexy curves their cars are known for portraying. So how come no one else has caught on to what’s happening here? Perhaps we’re blinded by misleading moral values – after all, we all get fucked or do the fucking in one sense or another. It just depends on when and where – and it seems Julie Benz is a master of timing.
A family in England was host to a recent photo shoot, however things got a little sexier then anticipated when the models proceeded to get naked. The Glover family was asked by several sexy young women if they could use their country side estate for the background of a promotional brochure they were taking photos for. The mother, Vanessa Glover, realized that their seemingly innocent photo shoot had turned into a soft porn photo op once the girls starting stripping and posing provocatively next to the family horse.
Mrs. Glovers 11 year old son was noted as saying “They’ve forgotten to put their pants on, mum.” The girls began to dress themselves in cowboy hats, leathers riding chaps and their birthday suits. The group of girls had originally booked an hour of rehearsal time at a village hall near Bishop Aukland, County Durham, across the road from the family home.
The father of the family, Andrew Glover, was on a business trip at the time, and heard of the surprise porn shoot after reading his 13 year old son’s facebook status. It read: “Result! A strip club just came 2 our door askin if they can have some fotos in our field! Get in!”
Mr Glover, who runs a media company, joked on his blog: “My son has frankly not been the same since the incident. And of course my wife saw it all. What a waste.” The father was more upset that he missed seeing some sexy young teens strip down next to his stallion it seems. He did not seem that worried that his boys had seen the naked ladies however.
The Hamsterley Village hall is host to bridge clubs, badminton and art classes, yet the mysterious rehearsal was booked by two men and the women. Those involved with the naked photo shoot have not been seen since. Mr Glover said: “It’s certainly not the kind of thing you expect in Hamsterley really. We have no idea who they were but my wife said they were very polite indeed.”
Its good to see some homegrown porn that doesn’t offend everyone. You may want to take the children to a friend’s house if the buck naked beauties start to do anything truly pornographic. Considering the unusual circumstances. It seems the naked photo shoot went over surprisingly well in the quite little English town.
Stripping has come out of the closet and into the bedrooms of the mainstream. Stripping has begun to find its way into local exercise studios and even into our very own living rooms. So, why is that stripping has shed its former stereotypes? People have begun to realize that it’s sexy.
It isn’t rocket science, yet most people believe that the notion of stripping entails doing blow off a hard cock and end the show with a lesbian act. However, stripping can be as simple as dancing for your lover and taking off your clothes. Even wearing clothes that are sexier is an act of stripping, or burlesque if you will.
The art of the striptease has been around for a long time. Burlesque was once a humorous, theatrical form of entertainment which was comprised of taking off ones clothes. The modern day nude-bars take this entertainment to the next level, making it a hyper sexualized alternative.
The environment that stripping has been confined to has given it some nasty preconceived notions. The art of stripping itself is all about one of the sexiest traits of all – confidence. Nothing is sexier than a partner whom is self confident and not afraid to show it. Stripping has come out of the club and into the backyard of many, captivating us with the ability to harness our own sexual powers.
If you think you can’t, give yourself a slap on that fine ass of yours and think again. Its as easy as reciting your ABCs!
A – Attitude
A stripper has to have an attitude that makes the viewer feel like ripping their clothes off as well. You could be wearing a a paper bag and toilet paper, as long as you have a sexy style, your viewer will be dying for more.
B – Body
A lot of people have issues with their bodies – many say that it isn’t good enough to strip. You need to realize that your partner loves your body, and you should too. We all have certain insecurities that are almost always unwarranted. There is no reason you shouldn’t strive to be confident of your body, and want to strut your sexy ass.
C – Costume
Men like to see a little creative endeavor involving tits and ass any day of the week, and a costume can be one way of changing it up. A role like a nurse or french maid will make his cock so hard, and his pants will rip off from sheer sexiness. If you want to try something a little more original that caters to his tastes, he’ll be happy to come home and see you dressed up like his favorite tele-tubby.
A biology teacher from Florida has been fired after sexy bikini clad photos of her surfaced. The photos have cost her the teaching position, but have also helped her land a new career in pornography.
Tiffany Shepherd, 31, made headlines in April when racy photos of her on a fishing boat got her axed from Port St. Lucie High School. She has now decided to make a career change into doing porn. She spoke with a Florida news outlet after losing custody of two out of three kids to her ex-husband and sending out 2,500 resumes – including prison jobs – all to no avail.
“I’m not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it,” Shepherd told Page2live.com. “I’m an educated woman, but I never thought it would come to this. No one gets brought up thinking they’ll be a floozy.”
Online, Sheperd can be found under the alias Leah Lust. She has filmed five feature films, including one aptly titled “my first sex teacher”. Lust hones her teaching skills in the role and plays one believably fuck-able teacher.
“It’s very professional,” says Shepherd on the Web site. “Everyone’s tested — for venereal diseases and AIDS — and I’m carrying around my little piece of paper that says I’m fine. They love me because I take care of myself and I don’t run out to party with my money.”
Shepard, or Leah Lust got into the business after the captain of a fishing charter recommended it as an extra way to make money. Captain Gil Coombes, of the boat ‘Smokin ‘Em,’ owns Web cam studio with his wife, Kat, called KLC productions.
“We sat down with her and told her she’d never get a teaching job again,” Coombes told Page2live.com. “So I told her, use ‘em before they fall to the ground. But God, does she need to work on her acting!”
I can never pass on an opportunity to talk about XXX porn star Sasha Grey. Ever since she came onto the scene I’ve made sure to keep up with who she’s having sex with next. Sometimes I try to ignore her but my mind and typing fingers totally take over. It doesn’t really matter what she says or what she’s doing just as long as that name enters my consciousness every few days. Today’s nugget is regarding her keynote address at this years Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE).
Sitting here in the aftermath of the Adult Entertainment Expo and AVN Awards, I want to extend my most vociferous wishes of congratulation to two of my favorite porn actresses: Kimberly Kane and Tori Black, winners of the Best Actress and Female Performer of the Year awards respectively.
Kimberly earned her Best Actress award for her performance in The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, while Tori, the big winner of the night (she brought home 5 awards), stole the highly coveted Female Performer of the Year.
The results of a Department of Sociology at the University of Nevada study about porn and the fans consumption of, and beliefs about, have been released. The authors included Daniel Sahl, M.A., and Crystal Jackson, M.A., Ph.D. students in the Department of Sociology at UNLV, and Dr. Barbara Brents, associate professor of sociology at UNLV. The results are far from surprising, but also very satisfying.