Posts Tagged ‘sexual’

A Case Of The ‘Slut Face’

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

Sometimes, it’s not just about looking good. Our expressions, as much as we’d like to think otherwise, can often serve as good indications to whether or not we are attractive in the eyes of others. Take the popular ‘slut face’, for example. The ever-so-subtle blank yet determined look that both confuses and attracts the opposite sex.

There’s something to be said about girls with ‘slut faces’. One look at them and you’ll start to wonder whether, if pressed, she’d just walk straight over you and go about her way. After all, that’s the type of attitude they’re portraying, one that is both empty and aggressive. A case of no apologies. However, one must wonder: is the ‘slut face’ something that could actually determine one’s sexual activity?

Nov. 1 - A Case Of The 'Slut Face'

If you ask me, regardless of the way someone dresses, or what facial expressions they give off, nothing is set in stone – therefore, it’s impossible to really know how many sexual partners one has solely based on those factors. And while it could certainly give off a few indicatives, it is certainly not a dead giveaway.

Next time you come across a woman with a case of the “slut face”, consider the fact that perhaps she’s just using her outer shell as a means of protection. Who knows, maybe despite her slutty appearance, she’s a wholesome librarian with good values and a modest sex life. But then again, she could be a man eating whore whose into free porn. Like they say, don’t judge a book by its cover.

Close Shave

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

Michael Rinker rose to his feet and tapped the rim of his wine glass.

“My lovely wife and I would like to thank every one for coming this evening, it has truly been a wonderful party,” he said beaming at Reanne sitting next to him. The five couples joined around them in the high-walled dark panel dinning room lifted their glasses in agreement.

“However the night is still young and we have an unexpected surprise for you.”

“Of course most of you know our live-in, Priscilla,” the man continued, as murmurs rose in the room. “And you know, she has given Reanne and myself many exceptional sexual experiences during these past three years. Reanne and I would very much like to share Priscilla with you tonight.”

“So,” Michael said, putting his glass down and offering his hand to help his wife stand. “…if you would, everyone follow us to the library.”

All ten guests arose from their chairs and followed Reanne and Michael into the adjoining library, where Priscilla stood waiting calmly in the middle of the room in only her bra and panties. Reanne quickly came to her servant’s side.

“Cilla has agreed to this out of her great love for Michael and myself, and of course we feel the same way about her.”

Touching the tall girl’s arm lightly, the hostess continued.

“As is plainly obvious, Priscilla has a most beautiful body, and I’m pretty sure that most of the men are already erect and the women are dampening their panties.”

Titters and wiggling around the room confirmed Reanne’s wide-eyed assumption. Cilla unhooked her bra then, exposing her pert 34c breasts as Michael took up the speech.

“And as beautiful as our sweet little Priscilla is, the most erotic thing about her is her incredibly hirsute vaginal area…which my wife and I have discouraged her to shave since she has been in our employ.”

Reanne knelt and slid Priscilla’s her satin panties down to the young woman’s her ankles. The room was electric with stares, “ohh and ahhs” and shifting as one of the hairiest pussies anyone there had ever seen was revealed.

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“And the time has come to shave it,” Reanne and Michael chorused.

Priscilla stepped around the low lit room to what everyone knew was Michael’s most prized possession, his grandfather’s low cherry-red leather reading chair. A towel had been placed on the seat and sitting demurely, the Rinker’s servant spread her legs to expose her furry muff to the partiers who gathered round while Michael came to stand before them, a spray bottle of shaving cream and steady razor in his hand.

“Will the women please reach into their pockets for the sachets my wife handed you when you entered our home this evening.”

Each of the five ladies did as asked.

“The lady with the star drawn under her perfume package is the winner.”

“Oh my,” Barbara Tents said cuddling close to her husband Jack.

“Barbara, Jack” Reanne said as Priscilla squirmed.

The assembled guests looked down at the spread girl under them to see bulging red pussy lips wetand pulsating in that forest of fur. The mistress of the house silently urged Barbara into position and semi semi-circle formed as the wide-eyed Mrs. Tents knelt before Priscilla while Jack Tents went to the girl and began to play with Priscilla’s tits.

“Shave her for us all,” Michael and Reanne chorused while Michael handed his guest the razor and the shaving cream.

Priscilla moaned and opened her legs even wider as Jack tweaked her hard right nipple.

“Don’t worry dear, I’ll be gentle,” Barbara said squirting a foaming dollop of cream into her hand. “We’ll have this cute little wet pussy bald in no time.”

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Horizontal Academics Goes Viral

Monday, October 18th, 2010

If you’ve had any sort of online presence within the past week, chances are you’ve come across the whole ‘Duke Fuck List’ shenanigan. For those who haven’t, allow me to break it down for you. Karen Owen – an alum from Duke University – created a “Senior Honors Thesis” in the form of a 41-page Power Point presentation. The title? An Education Beyond the Classroom: Excelling in the Realm of Horizontal Academics. In it, she goes into detail about the thirteen men she had sex with over the course of her studies. Not leaving much to the imagination, each lay was presented by their full names and a clarifying picture.

Each of her encounters were described – in detail – from the moment they met, to the point where they had sex. The evaluation was based on a variety of different factors. These included: sexual performance (aggressiveness, penis size and creativity) and status (looks and athleticism). On a slide titled “Background”, Owen states, “In this Duke study, we used data from four years at Duke University to create evaluation materials for such encounters and applied these criteria to the evaluated Subjects hopefully allowing for future maximization of enjoyment of such procedures.” In a nutshell, she means that the only reason she described her sexual experiences was in order to provide a point of reference for future girls looking to hook up with said men.

Owen claims to not have planned for the document to be made public. Despite only sending it out to three of her friends, once one decided to pass it on, the rest came as a sort of domino effect. Since its wide-spread release, many of the men featured on her report have spoken out in frustration. Some have even asked that websites remove their name and picture from the web. Surely, lawsuits should follow (though none have been filed as of yet). In an interview with the website Jezebel, Owen said, “I regret it with all my heart. I would never intentionally hurt the people that are mentioned on that.” Since the incident, she has also cancelled all of her social media profiles, thus leaving angry men and media outlets alike out in a man hunt.

Piercings For Your Pleasure: Body Piercing Can Heighten Your Sexual Enjoyment.

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

In the 21st century, body modification has become a go-to art for the disenfranchised and creatively inclined. It can be harder to find people who aren’t pierced these days than those that are, and much of that has to do with sexuality. While women have pierced their ears for centuries, piercings have long had unexplored sexual potential that has been unleashed on a young and horny generation. So what can body piercing do for you? Read on to find out!

The most mainstream piercing that screams sex is the tongue piercing. When you see a girl with her tongue pierced you know she hasn’t done it for herself, she’s done it for the guys she’s blowing – who wouldn’t want a hottie with a steel bar through her tongue putting her mouth around their dick? There’s nothing like an added bonus when getting a blow job. Besides we like to get blown by women who have invested in our cock enough to have their tongues permanently altered to add to our pleasure.

While a pierced tongue is great when pleasuring your partner, be you male or female, what about your own pleasure? Perhaps the hottest piercing in terms of stimulation is nipple piercing. Men who get their nipples pierced are often heard complaining that they have an erection for days. Who would complain about that other than frequent viagra users? Pussies, that’s who!

Of course, clit piercings are the female equivalent of nipple piercings for men (although we have it on good authority that women’s nipples are essentially wired to their clits, so they essentially get to double their pleasure). Besides pinpointing female pleasure, clit rings are like bulls-eyes on women who need to get fucked. So boys, don’t blow it if you reach into a girl’s panties and feel her clit ring – that should be a guarantee that you’ll be sticking your cock in her slam-slot soon!

So be pierced and feel the pleasure! You won’t regret it.

Furry Friends Not Always So Friendly

Monday, August 16th, 2010

There is a whole contingent of people in the world who get off on dressing up in animal suits and rubbing their furry bodies against each other…unsurprisingly, they have been coined furries.

Sometimes the sex isn’t the endgame for these folks though, sometimes they just feel more comfortable moving through the world as animals than as people. For instance: Gary Guy Matthews the 46 year old jobless computer technician is a furry who dresses himself up as a dog named Boomer. He went so far as to legally request to change his name to “Boomer the Dog,” but got denied in his request because the judge claimed his name would cause confusion if he were ever to tell an emergency operator his name.

Yeah, because that’s the issue, your honor; it’s not that whoever arrives at said emergency scene will find a man in a dog costume right?

Good old Boomer hasn’t given up though, he still spends the majority of his life dressed up in his outfit and wandering around town.

Then, on the less innocent but somehow less creepy side of things, there are your every day pervert furries, like the Donald Duck actor who molested a woman at the Epcot center recently. Apparently Donald made a solid effort to grab her tits and then went with the classic “Whooooo Meeee?” pose.

Great plan my fine furred friend, don’t blame it on the awkward costume and accidental touching, just try and play it off like you’re a REAL cartoon duck, with a real cartoon sex addiction.

Groups of Furries get together all over the country for conventions where they arrive dressed as their animal of choice and spend the weekend in costume, interacting like members of some kind strange farm, like someone slipped LSD into the drinking water at Old MacDonald’s.

There are reports of things called Miffing piles too, where the furries get all their sexual tensions out by piling into a big ball of gyrating costumed weirdo and rub themselves against each other to climax. Basically a weird circus gangbang.

Fun Stuff. To each their own I guess!