Posts Tagged ‘Sex’

Clowns in Porn and Roleplay

Monday, September 12th, 2011

Hurry hurry, step right up! Under the big top today we have a bunch of clowns, but not just any clowns — today we are going to look at the nastiest, wildest, and maybe funniest of clowns — the one’s that show up in porn. That’s right — there are a growing number of wild and crazy sex videos that feature the harlequin and the painted madman, that ancient clown of the circus. What does this mean and why is this a growing trend?

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In many ways the clown has always stood for sex. Not just fucking, but he stands philosophically for license and hedonism. He eats like crazy, and everything about him is bigger than life after all – even his shoes are extra big, and those jokes about what it means when a man wears big shoes are not new things. It is not hard to imagine the big shoed clown dropping his big pants — and they have to be that big for him — to reveal a massive, dangling, epically sized dick. And this is exactly the kind of thing one might expect to see in a free porn film from the clown fetish.

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Of course clown props can be used for all kinds of things. Red noses could be affixed to other organs, and clown shoes make for great paddles for loud and silly spankings. In a world where many people take sex way too seriously and most porn stars we see on free porn videos are all seriousness and scowling. It is no wonder that people want to see people being the total opposite, silly, wild, and buffoonish. So hit those websites and begin looking for clown sex films, maybe before one knows it one will be putting on the paint for one’s self and one’s lover to enjoy. Honk that nose for me! You won’t be sorry you did.

The Hardest Part

Monday, September 12th, 2011

The hardest part about enjoying the many Free porn sites on the world wide web may be the part where we need to just grant ourselves permission to enjoy ourselves and to check out some websites that some people would probably find shocking or offensive. The easiest part is certainly finding the sites, as they are plentiful and quickly accessed, usually in just a few seconds or so.

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Some of us struggle mightily with ourselves when we think of checking out the various online porn sites. We feel that we should be above such base urges, and that we are far to upstanding and respectable to enjoy surfing around for Internet porn. Well, luckily for us we are generally full of hot air at these times. We all pretty much like to surf around and enjoy the adult entertainment sites at least every once in a while, whether we care to admit it to ourselves or not. And there is certainly no shame in being human and having a healthy sex drive. As long as there are no animals or children involved, we are all free to do as we like with any other consenting adults that we may come across in our many cyber travels and adventures.

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The nice thing about the many free porn sites on the Internet is that they are easily accessed from the safety, comfort and privacy of our own homes. No one is looking over our shoulders to see which websites we choose to visit, and the Internet is blind, deaf and dumb when it comes to judging, cataloging, or evaluating our choices as we surf happily from hot site to hot site.

So by all means please allow yourself the freedom and the leeway to explore all of the adult materials out there on the Internet; that other hardest part of you located between your legs will be very glad that you did.

Sex and Vampire Powers

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

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There are as many different accounts of the exact powers vampires have and they differ according to each writer. It has also become quite cliché to try and the long standing traditions of vampires on their heads and have things that one expects to work, not work, on them. For instance it’s become a favorite device of writers to say that crosses no longer work on them and that religious symbols of any kind are worthless. It has also become popular to say that they can just waltz about in sunlight willy nilly without the slightest sun burn as well. These things are done usually out of a biased sense of the writer toward such things in combination with a more simple minded attempt to shock and awe the reader. This shock and awe represents a greater lack of creativity in turning vampires into superhuman creatures that have virtually no weaknesses whatsoever. The harder and more rewarding road is to keep to as many traditions as possible and over turn them through creativity and not simple minded ploys. Human beings have been around for a long time, and have obviously taken dominant positions in the earth, therefore it stands to reason that they have done so for a reason.

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Humans aren’t that easy to dispose of. The agencies and governments today would easily prove more than a match for vampires even with their Sex and seduction powers. Once humans understand that the Sex is only a lure that leads to death they would not be as easily swayed and it’s also true that the vampires power of seduction would truthfully only go so far. They would necessarily have to work within the bounds of power of suggestion if they wanted to get a piece of ass that leads to a meal. For instance they would not likely get a straight man to have sex with a gay man unless he already had that inclination. Suggestions to the contrary would be at best, extremely difficult to pull off.

Sex and The Allies

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

When the allies landed in France and worked their way through the countryside the defending Germans abandoned and fled many towns and cities they had once occupied. Soon allied troops would come in and would be deluged with the sights and sounds of celebrating locals happy to be free. It was perfectly natural for many of the local ladies to see these liberators as possessing a lot of Sex appeal. It is no wonder then that under the circumstances they would often literally throw themselves at allied soldiers like they were the biggest sluts on the block.

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There were so many cases of local girls practically throwing their pussy at these handsome soldiers that the command could simply do nothing more than let it happen for a time and then try to just keep a lid on it. They knew that allowing their soldiers to get a little singles action was great for the morale and it was good for them to see the happiness restored to people and to know that what they were doing was the right thing. With that in mind they kept discipline as well as they could but also sort of allowed a little looseness to it to some degree. It was a sort of extra bonus they were allowing for. It was basically a way to pretend they had some control over a very uncontrollable celebration, and few would begrudge it anyway.

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A little adult action here and there never hurt anyone. Of course many months later there were a lot of children born from these unions and many of them raised these children as their own knowing that their fathers were allied heroes who had come to free them. The sort of Sex in the air after allied soldiers chased the Germans out who had dominated the area for years would have been unstoppable to a greater degree anyway. In the end it was simply natures way of getting things back to normal and restoring peace and prosperity, and a little population boom for good measure.

Sex and The Foo Fighters

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Pilots on all sides during world war two reported seeing strange lights and unidentified flying objects near their planes while on missions. They had never been adequately explained and interestingly enough the opposing sides thought they somehow belonged to or were deployed by the enemy. British and American fighters first spying them believed they were German while German fighter and bomber pilots believed they were allied special weapons deployed against them. Their reports soon reached the ears of the civilian populace because none were with so much Sex appeal as pilots were especially bomber and fighter pilots.

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Military men being what they are would gather at the local watering holes and have a few drinks, or three and soon their tongues would wag. It was easy to see how information would soon work its way along the grapevine as soldiers and airmen would find women and have Sex with them and talk about whatever came to mind. Of course while getting some nice handsome cock and being treated to a night on the town young ladies would be fascinated and ask them more questions, especially if there were strange and interesting or exotic things being told to them. Getting some pussy from an army brat like this one in a video on Orgasm.com, often helped take the stress away for a short while. It’s no wonder that these pilots on both sides would talk about whatever they could just to get more attention.

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This also had the effect of allowing them the ability to actually talk about strange things that didn’t make any sense to them. People being what they are, naturally look for explanations to things they don’t have answers to. If they don’t have adequate answers then, they will make them up and agree amongst themselves as to the nature of what they saw or experienced. These stories then went from young ladies to others and soon reached reporters, and newsmen were always hungry for every little tidbit and anything strange or unusual was spectacularly reported.

Porn and Women

Saturday, August 27th, 2011

Certainly every man uses or has used porn in his lifetime. Though some hide it from their lovers, others introduce it, still others use a tape or download in conjunction to what they will try in bed, just as many partners think porn viewing is cheating, masturbation and wives who actually consider looking at erotic media to be a form of cheating, masturbating the pursuit of a cum-addled teen and any stimulation far and away from sex in the bedroom as sex addiction!

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But not all women hate porn. Not all ladies have such a Puritanical view, want to police or mother their partners. In fact some women love porn and use it as much as their male counterparts.

Though it was true that when the only way to see adult movies was to go to a theater fewer women would attend, these days anyone can watch what they want over the net in the privacy of their own home. This takes the stigma of porn off of women and they can enjoy and have been enjoying porn in record numbers of late. Women can dial up whatever they like, with our without a partner and find a lot of fare being made for their masturbatory delight exclusively.

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Women might not be as adept at viewing, or at least culling the field for viewing as men-men have had more practice-but we shouldn’t be surprised that the female taste in porn can be as varied and hardcore as many straight guys’ needs. There is no cliché softer dirty movie that a woman is going to take to as opposed to the gonzo stuff a guy will want. Both sexes can enjoy a wide variety of stuff, and gender does not inform how mild or wild a movie any one person is going to like.

These days we even get women directing movies, running studios as well as acting in films. Liberated on all fronts a modern lady can and will enjoy whatever her lusts bring her to and there really is no porn off limits to the fairer sex.

Dirty Cartoons

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

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Asian porn has become pretty legendary among porn enthusiasts. Long before any other porn market was open to many of the niche markets of various fetish and kinky interests, Asian porn was exploring every possible sexual interest known to mankind. The Asian porn market has long been known to be the innovators when it comes to sex and pornography. It’s funny though, for all the kink and fetish and unusual sexual interests that the Asian porn industry is willing to delve into, quite a bit of Asian porn has people’s genitals blurred out. There are laws in Japan that forbid showing genitals and pubic hair, so that area is blurred even when there is no penetration. It may seem odd to some people that there is such willingness to explore so many unusual sexual adventures yet the country has obscenity laws that require that film makers not show the genitals of the cast.

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Other popular forms of Asian pornography are hentai and adult video games. Hentai is a Japanese slang term for sexually explicit comics and animation, such as anime and manga. Hentai is extremely popular all around the world. The censorship laws in Japan discourage visible genitalia even in hentai. In spite of the fact that the characters are cartoons, the genitals and pubic hair is blurred even in the cartoons, animation and video games. In the US, the characters are required to appear to be obviously over 18, but the genitalia can be visible. In Japan, the characters can take on an obviously child-like quality, but the genitals must be blurred. That is just one example of the difference in censorship laws from country to country.

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One clear benefit of Asian porn and hentai is that it tends to target a lot of different demographics, including material targeted specifically toward women. In the US, porn is predominantly targeted toward men, although the market for porn geared toward the female buyer is growing steadily.

The Hair There

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

The question of hair has always been rather a big one when it comes to sexual attraction, allure and romance. There is nothing more sexy than a beautiful, lush, shiny head of hair on an already attractive man or woman. We love nothing better than to run our fingers through someones hair as we become intimate with them and begin to explore their bodies. Of course, when we are looking through the Free porn movies, we will be drawn to the people with the beautiful, lustrous hair. There are, however a few things to keep in mind though when it comes to hair in any form.

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Grey hair is generally not considered to be that attractive. Yes, we can all think of people with completely grey hair that are gorgeous, i.e. Richard Gere or Helen Mirren, but let’s face it, it is really not the norm. Most people with grey hair just end up looking older than they really are, and that is usually not too much of a good thing when it comes to attracting people for romance, sex or dating.

Grey chest hair or grey pubic hair is always, always, always, totally and completely unacceptable. Beginning and end of it. Even if you are crazy virile and you look twenty years younger than you really are, no one is turned on by grey hair on your body. No one. Sorry. There it is. So shave it, wax it, do whatever you have to do to get rid of it.

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Also, if you are on bald on the top of your head, making a pony tail with the hair around your neckline is a bad idea. Dry, frizzy, and unkempt hair will also set you back rather than propel you forward in your quest to get laid, as will any style that was made popular in the 1980’s.

So, yes, grow it, show it. Just have a little consideration for the rest of us.

Secrets

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Most of us take a lot of time and make a great effort every day to come off as responsible, reliable, efficient and upstanding. And for the most part we really are all of these things. But let’s face it, no one is one hundred percent perfect one hundred percent of the time, and as much as we would like the world to think that we are as pure as the driven snow, we all sometimes need to relax a little bit and indulge some of our secret fantasies and desires as far as the Sex videos on the Internet are concerned.

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It is not easy to fulfill all of the expectations that we all come up against every single day. Our families have expectations of us a son, a daughter, an aunt, an uncle, a niece or a nephew. They expect us to show up, to participate, and to be present and do the right thing at all times. Our employers expect us to show up, to work hard, to think of new ideas, to advance ourselves and the position of our companies, and to be dedicated. Society expects us to behave properly, not break any laws, to be polite and to be a valued member of our communities and contribute to the greater good of humanity. Whew, this is a lot, yes?

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And let’s not forget all of the other things that we expect from ourselves, sometimes comprising the longest and most extensive list of all. So would it really be so terrible for us to chill out for a while on the world wide web and explore some of the fabulous adult entertainment options that exist out there? Of course not. Everyone needs to indulge themselves every once in a while, and the Internet is nothing if not discreet and private.

So yes, you can and should keep your secrets secret. But you should enjoy them too.

Amassing Porn

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

It’s simply a fact that men have more of a need for the visual with their sexual stimulus then women. It is another fact that dirty movies are made more often than not for a male hetero audience in mind. And it is also true that a good percentage of those male hetero guys find the collecting and amassing of porn to be a worthwhile endeavor, in some cases it becomes a man’s life’s work.

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These days collecting porn is almost too easy. With all the pirated material available for download online, a guy can just about have all the titles he wants and store them on his zip drive! Access has given men even more of a reason to watch, collect and obsess about their porn collections and if critics need wonder why men seem unusually addicted to porn these days, or women are bemoaning the fact that their man touches himself more than he ever does them, the reason for all this attention to porn is obvious….men take to porn as mercury filling a vessel, basically men do so because they can.

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What critics and unsatisfied housewives do not understand is that they cannot fight a man’s compunction for porn or his love of collecting it. Like old lovers a man can go back to again and again for support, understanding and arousal, the porn in a man’s collection will never nag him, never not understand his needs and will always be there when he simply wants to get-off then roll over and go to sleep. It is a simple biological directive a man follows when he wants sex and if he has a Bat Cave full of a secret porn stash that can answer that directive simply, fast and to that man’s desire at that specific time, he won’t soon go anywhere else, or that anywhere else has got to offer something truly special…and not just supposed feelings of love and companionship.

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The Bat Cave awaits.