Auburn, Alabama, home to Auburn University and Chewacla State Park. But most importantly, it is the birthplace of Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week. After the jump learn about naughty Tigers fan, Hannah West.
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Porn Star of the Week: Hannah West
Monday, March 26th, 2012
Surrender to Girl On Girl Naked Wrestling
Sunday, March 25th, 2012When I was a kid wrestling was about the British Bulldog and the Ultimate Warrior. Now it’s about two chicks sticking their fingers in each other’s pussies until one surrenders. The winner gets to fuck the other one with a strap on. Hello! No complaints here! If you’ve never seen the new girl on girl style of wrestling, do yourself a favor and get an eyeful on your favorite free porn site, Orgasm.com.
Don’t Tell Mom I Had Sex With The Babysitter
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012After school was a special time. There were organized sports, there was homework and there was Lydia. Lydia was my babysitter. She was this incredible Latina hottie who was in her early twenties. Thinking about her still gives me a woody. Her rack was incredible. Before I knew what sex was, I knew I wanted to have it with her.
Fuck A Redhead For St. Paddy’s Day
Friday, March 16th, 2012If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.
Celebrities We Want To See Baring Their XXX Parts
Monday, March 12th, 2012Last night I had a dream I was banging one of the sluts from Jersey Shore. I’m not sure which slut it was, they’re all the same herpes-ridden drunkards. If you’ve had dream sex with one, you’ve had dream sex with them all. I was completely repulsed and cursed myself for not dreaming of someone more attractive like Joslyn James, but it gave me an excellent idea. What celebrities do people want to see naked? Get a load of Wednesday Adams’ tits and many more after the jump.
Porn Star of the Week – Ashley Blue
Saturday, March 10th, 2012Blue is a color. It’s a mood. It’s something that happens to your nads when you think you’re about to have sex but it doesn’t cum to fruition. Blue is also a XXX adult film star, Ashley Blue that is. After the jump learn about Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week: Ashley Blue.
Top Pussy – Giving The Classics A XXX Twist
Friday, March 9th, 2012The 80s and 90s have yielded some of the finest cinematic masterpieces. We laughed, we cried and we learned that if you give Rob Lowe a saxophone the ladies will cum in their pants. Without further ado, Orgasm.com presents the first ever pornification of four classic films. After the jump discover how we sexed up your favorite movies.
Sorority Sister’s Having Sex
Wednesday, March 7th, 2012College. Sigh. How do I miss thee? Actually, I don’t miss going to class, taking notes, barely passing exams and trying to make sense of Political Science 101. Why can’t the government fix social security already? Toby did it on The West Wing! Anyway, what I miss most about college are the sororities and how the girls were up for anything. Some of the best blow jobs I got were from sorority sisters. Sure, alcohol was involved but these chicks were hungry, hungry for dick. My being on the football team and in a fraternity probably also contributed to there always being a fresh set of sorority sister lips around Drew and Bledsoe (my balls) but still, I got a lot of head. In honor of all the blow jobs and girl on girl sex I was privy to (sorority chicks were always going down on each other) after the jump I’ve provided a XXX pictorial of what it was like in college.
Crime Scene Sex
Tuesday, March 6th, 2012Some guys are into it. Some guys aren’t. Personally, I want a clean workspace. But, Orgasm.com is all about honoring everything XXX no matter how uh, bloody it may be. Ladies, gentlemen and transgendered folks, after the jump learn all about crime scene sex. Calm down, it’s just period sex. Nobody died except the chicken I ate for lunch that almost came back up when I was researching for this article but that’s another story.
Holler For A HandJob
Monday, March 5th, 2012In my opinion, the handjob is a lost art. Most women move right onto the blowjob, but sometimes a good old fashioned handy is just the ticket. Now, the men of the world do thank you ladies for sinking your teeth into foreplay – just a pun, please don’t ever use your teeth anywhere near the dick-n-balls area – but there are times where we want you to jerk our chicken. So grab the lotion and get those hands nice and moist because after the jump it’s time for a handjob!
