Everyone’s favorite train wreck, no I’m not talking about Tila Tequila, is thinking about doing some good old fashioned solo clips. That’s right folks, Octomom is thinking of touching her privates on camera for money. Why anyone would want to see that is beyond me, but at Orgasm we bring you the goods and unfortunately a masturbation porn starring a mother of 14 is the goods.
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Octomom Considering Masturbation Porn
Tuesday, April 17th, 2012
Whaddup Shorty: An Ode Midget Porn
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012The other day my buddy told me he’d always wanted to bang a midget. I’m not sure what the proper terminology is and what’s considered offensive so for the purpose of this blog post let’s use “midget”. Sorry if you’re a little person reading this, I don’t mean to offend you and if you’re a lady you should call my friend Brian. He’d really like to make some sex videos with you. Anyway, without further ado, here’s Orgasm.com’s XXX ode to midget porn. Don’t worry, after the jump there are naked ladies (re: tits).
Ten Reasons You Don’t Want To Date A Porn Star
Monday, February 6th, 2012Dating a porn star sounds awesome, right? She’ll be gorgeous, have giant tits and know how to fuck like it’s her job. Oh wait, that is her job. Before you send flowers and candy to your favorite sex videos star with a card that says, “Will you go out with me? Check the box YES or NO.” read on after the jump. Dating a porn star might not be all it’s cracked up to be. Can you handle it?
My First MILF Memory
Monday, January 30th, 2012Everyone remembers their first encounter with a MILF. This is mine:
When I was little I used to play soccer. I wasn’t by any means good at it, nor did I think I could make a career out of it but my coach’s wife was smoking hot and it made practices more interesting when she was around. Mrs. Kiffen was younger than our coach, not younger by a few years, younger by 12 years. That’s a big age gap when your coach is 34. She was only 11 years older than the kids her husband coached! The girls on the team loved her because she knew who they were drooling over in their Tiger Beat magazines. The guys on the team loved her too because she had big tits, blonde hair and looked like a super model.
Threesomes VS gangbangs
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012In the world of porn there are many different porn styles to chose from. There’s the hot MILFs, the solo performances, girl on girl action and multiple partners.
Does how many multiple partners make a difference in a porn viewers experience? Is two on one better than ten? Threesomes VS gangbangs are facing off today, in a bare knuckled fisting fight to the squishy sloppy seconds end. Come and see this massive match, if you dare!
An Open Letter to Ryanair for Free Porn from Orgasm.com
Thursday, November 10th, 2011Breaking news on orgasm.com: European airline RyanAir will soon be providing porn for their passengers. Where will they be getting their adult film content from? Orgasm.com, if we have anything to do with it.
Work Us Interruptus
Tuesday, September 13th, 2011For those of us who are lucky enough to either work from home or work in a private office without supervision, one of the things we have to contend with is keeping ourselves on task and not being overly distracted by the many Free sex videos that are available to us on online. It seems that pesky work always wants to get in the way of our social and sex lives.
Sometimes, try as we may to concentrate and get our work done in a timely manner, we find ourselves distracted and diffused, and we suddenly end up on some of the many available online adult oriented websites that are out there on the Internet before we know it. And once we arrive there, it can be so so hard to pull ourselves away from all of that fabulous, lovely porn. But since we do still have to earn a living and support ourselves, we somehow manage to extricate ourselves from the wonders of the flesh, and to get back to whatever the hell it was that we were supposed to be working on and paying attention to.
For better or worse for our careers, the world wide web contains more free sex and free porn videos than we quite know what to do with. We can spend hours and hours surfing through them and still never even scratch the surface of just what is out there for us to discover and enjoy. Clicking on just one website will provide us with links to hundreds and hundreds of other websites, and we can just go on and on in this way until we either become exhausted or we realize that we are just on the edge of being fired from our positions.
So, yes enjoy the fantastic porn on the world wide web, but try to keep a balance in your life so that you do not lose your livelihood in the process.
Keeping Fit
Thursday, August 4th, 2011Most women want to look hot. They diet and cut out meals but they don’t lose weight. In fact they slow down their metabolism and they gain weight when they stop dieting. Watch any porn movie and you’ll notice the women all have these fabulously toned bodies and lean shapely legs. Fucking is a work out. It burns calories and tones at the same time. Here are some tips and tricks to a better body courtesy of Porn star in sex videos.
1 the squat. Have you noticed that a lot of women in porn movies are on top. Riding your man cowboy or reverse cowboy style like this hot MILF in this video on Orgasm.com is more fun than doing a hundred squats. You just bounce up and down on his erect penis until you feel the burn in your thighs and the orgasm in your pussy. You can have your guy hold your hips down so it provides extra force for you to work against making the work out that much harder.
2 Working those oblique’s. Being on your back isn’t a bad thing. But instead of laying there like a mannequin why not try this variation. Have your man between your legs in an sitting or kneeling potion. Bend your knees and then as he thrusts you come up to meet him kissing his neck or shoulder. As the orgasm intensifies you can stay in this upright position, keeping your body slightly turned you allow him to thrust inside you at an angle intensifying the penetration.
3 working that butt. Ever guy loves a girl with a cupcake ass. And clothes look better if your butt is tight and firm. By starting in a standing position, ass pushed out lower your torso so it is parallel to the floor. Have your guy lube up and put his cock in your ass. Then bend down as far as you can go, head down to your knees and repeat. This is a great position for back door penetration.
Keep it Simple
Friday, July 15th, 2011The Internet these days is just exploding with Sex videos of all kinds for us to peruse and enjoy. Sometimes, though, it seems as though the simplest videos are often the best ones.
Who would have ever imagined that there would be so many websites available at just the touch of a mouse in technologically advanced 2011? Just as recently as only about 20 or 25 years ago we could not even have imagined the world wide web and all the possibilities it would bring to us, never mind having hundreds of web sites to choose from for every single subject imaginable. When we initiate a search on the Internet and click on the search button, the results appear before us in a matter of just seconds, and there are normally so many results that we do not know where to start exploring them.
As we begin to try to go through all of the adult entertainment web sites that are available to us, we notice that some sites are pretty simple while others are quite elaborate. Unless we are looking for a very specific and very defined fetish of some sort, it seems that the simple sites are usually the best ones. If we get caught up in trying to figure out how too many props work or keeping track of too many people at one time, we tend to get caught up in the mechanics and production aspects of things and may lose track of the point and purpose of the video, and of our libido as well.
It is best not to mired in the masks, and costumes, and latex, and elaborate paraphernalia, unless of course that is your interest and your thing and what you were very deliberately searching for to begin with.
Whether simple or elaborate, there is something for each and every one of us when it comes to porn on the Internet.
Masturbation Serenity
Monday, March 7th, 2011
What some people may consider a self-indulgent activity while watching free porn, masturbation may be even more than they anticipated.
Masturbation is not only a great way to get off when youre horny and alone, but it might be your way into a meditative state, or into the deep Self, if you will. All kinds of sounds and activities can help produce the mind states associated with meditation or trance.
Stroking the bat or petting the cat might be the perfect method for those who easily link sexuality with spirituality.
Repetition is one condition that is known to help a person tune into a place of stillness in the mind or body. That repetition can come from sound, as in meditation music that has a quieting pattern, or from the chanting of a mantra. Saying an affirmation every day to yourself in the mirror is a kind of repetition that evokes a light trance state and feelings of positivity.
Masturbation is a powerful tool for repetition and positivity. There is repeating motion in the hand as on pleasures their genitals. There are the waves of pleasure themselves which repeat in their own patterns and obviously produce good feelings. By getting into a state of slowly building pleasure, a person can find a psychological realm that feels like a peaceful trance-like experience.
In this form of masturbation, the goal is not immediate orgasm. Take your time. Allow yourself to be in the journey toward climax, a journey that could last for hours. By approaching orgasm then backing off from your repetitive hand movements, you can not only stay in the peaceful realm, but build and build the powerful sexual energy. Some people call the getting close and backing off edging while the state of mind that can occur in being so close to orgasm for an extended time is called gooning.
This practice can be done anywhere you normally relax. If you like to jill or jack off in a warm, scented oil bath, try this method there. If you stroke it in bed watching sex videos before sleeping, go to bed early and try this with enough time to make it last a while. Once you are finally going to allow yourself to cum, get ready for some amazing feelings. You will have a phenomenal release.