Fact: High school seniors watch porn. The ones who tell you they’ve never seen sex movies on the Internet are lying. Most of them have created large spank banks based XXX content they’ve eyeballed online without their parent’s knowledge. But none of them have been so daring as Minnesota teen Mike Stone. After the jump learn how this 18 year old’s prom date was denied entrance to the big dance. Here’s a hint: she’s a 19 year old porn star.
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A Very Porn Star Prom Date
Friday, March 23rd, 2012Rick Santorum And The Future Of Internet Porn
Monday, March 19th, 2012If Rick Santorum is elected President, Internet porn as we know could bite the big one. Uptight conservatives everywhere are rejoicing because Rick the Dick plans on taking major actions to ban sites that specialize in sex movies. Orgasm.com will cease to exist! You’ll have to jack-off from memory. Who wants to do that?
Alt Porn: The Alternative To Regular Nude Videos
Thursday, March 15th, 2012Remember that weird chick from your art history class who had a ton of piercings, tattoos and looked like something Marilyn Manson fucked then tossed out of a moving car? Guess what? She may have scars on her arms from too many dates with a Venus razor blade (that moisture strip always gets in the way of self-mutilation!), but she’s now a gorgeous alt porn star. You’re probably like, “What is alt porn and why would I waste my time jacking it to that chick?”. Well, after the jump you’ll see why you should be jerking off to nude videos featuring alt porn stars.
Sex Moves From Porn That Will Get You Slapped
Thursday, October 6th, 2011There are some things that seem so right in porn, that really don’t work in real life. If you’re a guy that’s grown up with free porn all of your life, before having sex, doing the deed in real life can be a rude awakening, for both you and your fuck buddy.
The smack on the tits that seemed to get that porn star so hot, will usually get you a slap in the face in real life.
Hidden
Wednesday, April 27th, 2011Every girl knows one, a player. He usually has more confidence than looks. Not that he isn’t good looking, he usually is. It is just that he has ego, pride and confidence of a man with power. He doesn’t necessarily dress well but he has this smile that disarms even the staunch feminist. And he gives off the impression that he lives to protect the fair sex. This whole aura gives most women a warm fuzzy feeling around their heart and a moist wet feeling between their legs. This very disarming feeling should send off warning signals to a girl’s brain but all she is thinking about is having sex with this man. Before she knows it she will be whisked off to his place where he will seduce and romance her. The sex will be good, he is a professional. But what the woman won’t know is that he has a hidden sex cam set up that is recording every thrust, moan and orgasm.
These men usually have a collection of these sex movies hidden away. After the woman leaves he may watch her come over and over again. What should a woman do if she finds out she is the victim of being filmed without permission. Woman when asked have answered almost unanimously that they would kill the bastard..But in reality most women would not go and do such a thing. Lawyers may have to get involved but if the sex film has been posted on the internet it is likely that it was put on a tube site, like a for porn, and is already being circulated. That doesn’t mean a woman should do nothing and let the snake get away with this activity. Posting his information on website, reporting him to the police and putting up flyers at the local bars, clubs and restaurants if they will let you can be a few ways to warn other women about this guy. Of course not jumping into bed the first night you meet someone may help a woman’s odds of not being taken by a player in the first place.