Orgasm.com » Ron Jeremy http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog Orgasm Free Porn Blog Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:00:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Pornstar Ron Jeremy Came in Like a Wrecking Ball http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2014/01/22/pornstar-ron-jeremy-came-in-like-a-wrecking-ball/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2014/01/22/pornstar-ron-jeremy-came-in-like-a-wrecking-ball/#comments Wed, 22 Jan 2014 16:03:14 +0000 Stacey Kindle http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=11716

Famous pornstar Ron Jeremy always seems to find a way to get himself back in the spotlight. His most recent on being his rendition of Miley Cyrus’s popular Wrecking Ball video put out to launch a new variety show based in Portland, Oregon.

 

Many people, famous and not have attempted to make Wrecking Ball parody videos but we think this one is the best one yet. Ron Jeremy recreates the tool licking, wrecking ball riding, brick wall smashing antics of Miley perfectly. He even appears to be crying real tears!

 

 

See the video here for yourself.

 

At Orgasm.com we are more familiar with videos of his 9.75 inch cock coming in like a wrecking ball on girls pussies. Like in this free porn video with Tabitha Stevens.

 

Need to get Wrecking Ball out of your head? Orgasm.com has tons of free porn videos that we’re sure will do the trick!

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Male Porn Stars that Women Love to Watch http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/04/16/male-porn-stars-that-women-love-to-watch/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2013/04/16/male-porn-stars-that-women-love-to-watch/#comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:46:01 +0000 Jeff Powell http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=7513 While we know that everyone’s favorite part of porn is always the gorgeous, gorgeous ladies, we thought that we’d shine the spotlight on some of the men in front of the camera. We polled a few of the ladies around the office (Who are we kidding? We just asked Stacey.) and here are their top 5 male porn stars.

5th Place: Peter North

In fifth place comes a classic. Peter North, the tall hunky Canadian, has appeared in over 2000 films as well as successfully launched his own production company. These days, Peter North is more commonly known as a director and producer but he has rocked the camera as one of the most enduring and well known male adult performers.

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Of course, Peter North is not only known for his longstanding career, but he’s also made himself a name as the cumshot legend. Peter North’s cumshots are known for being 100% real and enough to make a porn stars face look like a freshly made Krispy Kreme doughnut time and time again. Word has it the way to increase your cumshot to Peter North levels is to eat a full head of celery 20 minutes before the “Big Shoot”. Due to all the water content in the celery, you’ll leave a fresh hot load to shoot all over her face!

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4th Place: Tommy Gunn

Fourth place goes to Tommy Gunn. While he’s only been in porn since 2004, Gunn has managed to make quite a splash in a short period of time. Winning multiple AVN awards, Gunn has starred in over 1000 different films. Some of those roles have included some pretty high publicity gigs such as Pirates and Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge.

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Tommy Gunn has also managed to find success outside of the porn industry. He was the first adult male performer to ever crossover to acting on a hit mainstream show, appearing on HBO’s Entourage. Gunn also recently launched his international line of underwear. The man constantly keeps his body in great shape, not to mention he has a huge cock, so porn stars and civilian women alike love to have this man deep inside them.

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3rd Place: Manuel Ferrara

Third place in our list goes to Manuel Ferrara. Yes, this six foot tall Frenchman has been making waves on both sides of the Atlantic since 1997. He’s also the only actor to win AVN’s Male Performer of the Year four times. A protege of Rocco Siffredi, Manuel Ferrara is known as a favorite among female porn stars.

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So why is this brown-eyed porn star so popular? Well, it could be his French accent. Or it could be his penchant for hair pulling, choking, and rough sex. At the 2013 AVN Awards he arrived with his sexy industry girl friend Kayden Kross, where they smooched on the red carpet and stared into each others eyes like high school lovers. His quick wit and charm displayed exactly why women all over the world would love to hook up with Manuel, even if it’s just on film.

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2nd Place: Keiran Lee

Keiran Lee sneaks in at second place. The British porn actor is well known for his ten inch penis but he got his start when he was working for Network Rail in the UK. Friends took pictures of him, the pictures ended up on a dating site, and soon a film director sent him an offer. After moving to the US, Keiran Lee quickly became Brazzers‘ one and only contracted male star and that 10 inch penis of his has been insured for a million dollars.

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Brazzers also posted a billboard of Lee on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angles outside of the entrance of the legendary Whisky A-Go-Go for the 2012 year, which was nominated for the 2013 XBIZ Awards for “Marketing Campaign of the Year”. He’s been quoted at doing 20 scenes a month for Brazzers, which makes sense, as he’s been doing porn since he was 19, and has over 2000 credits to his name.

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1st Place: James Deen

Our first place slot goes to the one and only James Deen (no, not that James Dean…the porn star James Deen). The young, wholesome-looking Deen has taken the porn world by storm. Reported on by mainstream news outlets such as The Guardian and ABC News, James Deen has become the face of “female-friendly” pornography. Even James doesn’t seem to quite understand what all of the attention is about but most people point to his focus on small “romantic” touches with his costars.

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Branching out into the mainstream, Deen recently co-stared with Hollywoods trashy princess Lindsay Lohan in a movie about sex, and bad relationships, something Lindsay still had a problem portraying, even though it sounds right up her alley. Since then, he has stated he would love to star as Christian Grey, the male protagonist in 50 Shades of Grey, the erotic sex novel which took middle aged wives by storm in 2012.

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Bonus Round: Male Porn Stars You Don’t Want To Watch

Mr. Marcus

Making headlines in 2012, Mr. Marcus was the centerpoint of attention with a major syphilis outbreak which had the industry voluntarily shut down from the US to Europe until it was cleaned up. In May 2012 a performer refused to work with him due to a small lesion on his penis which he brushed off to rough skin. He passed testing in June because syphilis wasn’t standard in the testing he was a part of. A month later he was diagnosed, but took to hiding the knowledge to the industry with fake paper work.

Mr Marcus In a Bathtub

Marcus came out to sex blogger Mike South in August saying he was the anonymous male star who spread the infection around. After a slew of out lash from the general public and porn stars alike, he was hurled insults like he should be arrested, and get a job at Subway. In March of 2013, Marcus was a guest on Radio Sex, a SiriusXM channel, where he had live sex on air with a non-porn-star. The insodent resulted in all members of the staff being removed from the show.

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Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is God to most men, but to most women? Think again. Perhaps the Jerry Curls, hairy body and beer belly worked in the 70s, but as the years have gone by, they have not been kind. I guess a fat old man who can suck his own penis isn’t everyone’s cop of tea.

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Lets face it, even though he’s had sex with the most beautiful women in the world, no female did it because they wanted to, they did it because they needed to, as in they had a contract signed and it was the only way they were going to get paid. The man looks like a captured Iraqi soldier for Christs sake!

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Top 5 Porn Stars Who Went Mainstream http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/12/28/top-5-porn-stars-who-went-mainstream/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/12/28/top-5-porn-stars-who-went-mainstream/#comments Sat, 29 Dec 2012 01:00:57 +0000 Gordon McCord http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=10771 With Sunny Leone‘s discussions of wanting to be taken more seriously in the world of acting, Orgasm.com thought it would be interesting to show you who we think are the Top 5 Porn Stars Who Went Mainstream!

Number 5: Jenna Jameson

Jenna JamesonJenna Jameson is a household name after years of her being claimed “The Queen Of Porn”.  After her first minor role in Howard Stern’s “Private Parts” she has successfully branched into the mainstream with countless guest spots in shows like “Wild On” and “Family Guy”

Number 4: Katie Morgan

Katie MorganAfter staring in Kevin Smith’s “Zac & Miri Make a Porno”, Katie has gone on to host several sex themed shows on HBO and is soon to be a focus of an HBO Documentary.

Number 3: Traci Lords

Traci LordsThe girl who showed how to become a name brand to the rest of the industry, Traci Lords also stared in Kevin Smith’s “Zac & Miri Make a Porno”, but has also written a best selling autobiography and gone on to do several voice over acting jobs in television and video games.

Number 2: Sasha Grey

Sasha GreyAfter only 3 years in the adult industry Sasha went on to a publishing deal for her photography work and a guest starting role on HBO’s “Entourage”. She also has an industrial music band. She has been the focus of many advertising campaigns and can be recognized world wide.

Number 1: Ron Jermey

Ron JeremyRon is the undisputed King of Porn. From major roles in movies like “The Boondock Saints” to cameo roles in “Crank: High Voltage”, Ron is known around. Chances are, you’ve seen him in more clothed roles then naked ones!

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Building Your Brand As A Porn Star In Todays Free Porn World http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/12/12/building-your-brand-as-a-porn-star-in-todays-free-porn-world/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2012/12/12/building-your-brand-as-a-porn-star-in-todays-free-porn-world/#comments Wed, 12 Dec 2012 19:25:35 +0000 James McClure http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=9718 Ron Jeremy Looking SexyIn a video posted to YouTube, Ron Jeremy spoke strongly about Measure B, Free Porn sites, and major changes in the entertainment industry such as the increase of illegal piracy of movies and music, but how much of what Jeremy said was true?

While the rise of the Internet saw a slew a free adult content posted to the web, which made some webmasters rich in advertising and membership fees, pornstars were deeply affected, as the revenues collected by such sites did not trickle down to them, and the content was often ripped off and pirated. Many of the stars that were used to a steady stream on income found it hard to adapt to changing revenue streams.

The rise of technology saw porn stars needing to brand themselves, much like Ron Jeremy or Sasha Grey has. Jeremy is practically a household name as his career has spanned over a generations worth of time. If anything, the Internet has helped to create this legend and build his career, not damage it. Free porn sites were the way the story of his huge manhood spread virally and helped him break into the mainstream. Same with Grey, her exposure on free sites helped to elevate her to where she is now. However, the issue of video piracy is still a huge matter.

With the rising trend of tube sites, many content providers have created methods that allow tube sites to pay for distribution and airing rights of content for a certain amount of time. This is the method that Orgasm.com has provided. Many of the old school porn stars are still familiar with tube sites being filled with stolen content, and like Jeremy often speak up against them, but unknown to them are sites like us, which are paying big dollars for their film or clip rights.

April O'Neil Orgasm Girl December 2012Meanwhile, certain stars have embraced free tube sites and have used them to help create a brand around themselves. Contests such as Orgasm.com’s Hunt For The Orgasm Girl have helped winning stars such as April O’Neil to brand and promote themselves around the Orgasm brand. This is the way things should be for the future. Such ways allow real talent to flourish and rise while girls in it for a quick buck are weeded out. Actors and actresses are pushed to actually work in order to build their brand, and not just paid for spreading their legs. Being a porn star in todays world doesn’t just mean being able to get fucked, but also giving yourself a public image which is high in demand.

In all brands of entertainment, there are performers and there are superstars, and if you want to be a superstar in porn today, you better start building a brand around yourself. It’s that basic.

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Movember porn celebration http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/11/12/movember-porn-celebration/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/11/12/movember-porn-celebration/#comments Sat, 12 Nov 2011 15:03:55 +0000 Jeff Powell http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=5850 We at orgasm.com believe that free porn makes people happy and happy people have faster recoveries from cancer.

In celebration of the man powered month of Movember we are bringing out all things hairy on our Movember porn celebration!

In the beginning there was porn and the people saw that it was good and very, very, hairy.

To free porn viewers today this sort of hairy porn would be considered borderline fetish. With porn stars back then, it was just another day with another lay.

Interracial sex was far more taboo, don’t worry though, we found some Movember heroes of the 1970′s interracial porn movement.

Ahh mustaches, they instantly make a man a little more manly. Take this guy for example.

Do you think he’d have the cohones to cut the panties off this blonde slut if he didn’t have guy grass growing across his face? Hell no!

Now for a few porn-stache kings.

Ron Jeremy is obviously king of  porn and has a mustache that’s as hairy as the rest of his body.

Next up is John Holmes, the first horse hung man of porn. Although Ron Jeremy has a more well known name today, in the seventies and eighties, John Holmes was more well known than Ronald Reagan.

Mickey G is next on the list. He’s an Italian stallion and has been galloping his thick cock into pornstar pussies since 1995.

Mr. Marcus is the closer for our porn star mustache salute. With his strong attitude and slim mustache and goatee combo, he is representing all the adult film stars with testosterone thatches on their faces.

We hope the porn watchers battling away at the big C are heartened by our small tribute to the the mustache wearing men of porn.

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Men Of Porn, We Salute You! http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/11/02/men-of-porn-we-salute-you/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/11/02/men-of-porn-we-salute-you/#comments Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:13:09 +0000 Jeff Powell http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=5685 When it comes to free porn, female pornstars get all the praise. While we don’t begrudge the women their dues, it’s time to give a salute to the cocks of the walk.

These men have to bare it all, get their assholes bleached and keep their back strong (and waxed) in order to hold up the legs of the hot girls of the adult film world.

Obviously Ron Jeremy is the king of the dick swingers. He give fat, hairy, short men everywhere hope.

True he’s well hung, but so are a lot of other guys out there. What he has that they don’t is staying power in a fickle industry. Ron Jeremy has cross over appeal and often has guest staring roles on television and non adult films. He really is the face of porn (we’re not actually sure if that’s a good thing).

Peter North is another legend among porn watchers. He’s a successful Canadian actor, yet we don’t see his name on the northern walk of fame.

North has acted in, produced and directed tons of porn throughout the years. He’s also a published author of a memoir called “Penetrating Insights”. Good title!

John Holmes is next on the list. Back in the day he was the Elvis Presley of porn, known for his fifteen inch cock, can do attitude and love of sex.

The late Holmes was the first uncut porn actor to make it in America (go turtle necks!). There have been movies and books written about Holmes and his seedy private life.

Who’s that old guy getting blown by that hot blond? Dick Nasty’s his name, sex is his game. For a senior citizen, Mr. Nasty sure gets around.

Dick didn’t even start his career until he was in his thirties, now he’s in his sixties and still going strong. Like Ron Jeremy, Dick Nasty give all the old geezers hope of fucking young hotties.

Voodoo is next on the list, otherwise known as Mr. Nicole Sheridan. This guy bagged him a hot pornstar wife and he’s acted in over 500 adult films.

He’s an up and cummer in the world of porn and we give him a thumbs up.

Flash Brown is next on our list. Why? Part of the reason is because he’s got so much swagger and attitude on screen.

Sure the guy is hung like a horse and fit, but so are a lot of guys in porn. We’re giving him kudos because he never tries to hide it when he feels like “the man”.

See that guy licking the pussy? That’s Dave Hardman, the hardest working guy in porn.

We couldn’t find a photo of him where his face isn’t buried in some woman’s vagina. For all of his lady licking skills, Dave has made the list. Strong work Hardman!

To the men who get it up for the girls of porn, thanks! From America!

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David Faustino Visits Porn Set! http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/04/27/david-faustino-on-porn-set/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/04/27/david-faustino-on-porn-set/#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:23:22 +0000 glennb http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=1262 Way to go ‘Bud Bundy!’ I understand someone not necessarily wanting to have their lives and (ahem!) careers tarnished by the oily residue of porn, but hats off to David Faustino who, at least, showed a great sense of humor while visiting the parody set of “Not Married With Children XXX part 2.”

It was apparently Ron Jeremy who thought it would be a kick to surprise the cast and crew of X-Play / LFP Video’s “Not Married With Children XXX part 2,” directed by Will Ryder. And so surprise them he did by bringing one of the original series’ beloved actors, David Faustino, to the set.

”It was like time stood still for a few seconds when I saw him staring at the carnage that we were creating and I wasn’t sure how he would view our porn parody version of his great TV show,” Ryder remarked. ”I mean we had a three hundred pound woman giving our Bud a naked massage.”

After the initial shock, Faustino was all smiles as he toured the set chatting with various cast members including Kagney Linn Karter who plays Kelly Bundy (there’s a joke to be made here but I’m not sure which one is less appropriate) and was amazed that things looked pretty much like the original set back in the day.

”I thought it would be fun to bring him onto the set,” stated porn legend Ron Jeremy who is a friend of Faustino’s. ”David didn’t want to make a cameo or be a part of the behind the scenes footage because he has a life but he was curious about what this porn parody craze was all about and what better way than showing him a spoof of his own damn TV show.”

In the porn version, the Bundy family goes wild after winning $1,000,000 in the Illinois State Lottery. But when Al, Peg, Kelly and Bud are accused of fraud; fast money, wild times, dirty blowjobs & hardcore sex go flying out the window before Kelly Bundy bangs the lottery official saving the family from financial ruin in what could be one of the most entertaining sequels in porn parody history.

Critics are already saying that this sequel is even better than the first “Not Married with Children XXX” movie.

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‘Malice in Lalaland’ Drops this Tuesday http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/04/02/malice-comes-this-tuesday/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/04/02/malice-comes-this-tuesday/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:45:33 +0000 glennb http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=1049 If you haven’t heard, this Tuesday is finally the drop date for AVN Award-nominated director Lew Xypher’s long-anticipated adult feature “Malice in Lalaland,” shot in glorious 35mm film and actually toting quite the budget.

Props for the slick website, the interesting play on a well known story (read: not another fucking parody) and OF COURSE the inclusion of sex starlet “get her while you can” Sasha Grey.

But I will try hard to forgive the over compressed titling in the 45 second, quickly thrown together trailer.

I have expressed on several occasions my love for, or for the nobel ATTEMPT of high quality, high budget porn. It comes every now and then, usually out of the blue and it’s like lightning in a bottle. Never to be duplicated. Never to be repeated. And unfortunately never to be successfully sequelized (at least not ‘critically.’) I have my fingers crossed that this may be just that.

‘Malice’ depicts an updated, combined take on Lewis Carroll novels “Alice in Wonderland” and “Through the Looking-Glass.” Described by its makers as “an action packed, rock ‘n roll road movie.” Though if it were up to me I think i’d word that: “…an action packed, rock ‘n roll road movie…that has RON JEREMY in it.” I don’t know…says it all I think.

This has the look of a dirty, grimy “True Romance” meets “Brazil” meets “Twin Peaks.” With sex instead of drugs, giant animal head masks instead of midgets, and a sharp edge around every biting, cock teasing scene. I like everything about the feel…I just haven’t seen enough to fully let go and allow myself to hope against hype, for fear of ending up with a broken heart.

QUOTE of the DAY comes from A-lister Andy San Dimas, on working with her non-sex co-star Dirty Fred: “I’m not used to working with people that aren’t going to fuck me.”

I either need to see this or take a shower.

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Happy Birthday Ron Jeremy! http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/03/12/happy-birthday-ron-jeremy/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2010/03/12/happy-birthday-ron-jeremy/#comments Sat, 13 Mar 2010 01:30:14 +0000 glennb http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=907 What kind of internet porn site would we be if we didn’t send a very special Happy Birthday out to porn ICON / LEGEND / HOUSEHOLD NAME – Ron Jeremy!

It just doesn’t get much better than Ron Jeremy. The guy has had the ultimate career; one of its biggest stars during the glorious 70′s heyday, performer in over 2,000 titles, master behind the camera for 280 (Click here to become your own porn director), has had sex with some of the world’s most beautiful women, ain’t coming up short down below, and all of this from the self proclaimed “ugliest man in show business.”

I met Jeremy once at The Rainbow on Sunset Blvd. in the mid 80′s. Had a beer at the bar and bullshitted with him while he waited on a friend, who was late. Ridiculously nice guy…self-deprecating and completely aware of how lucky he was in life. He seems to me like he was the first improvisational sex stud. You could tell he strayed from the script…usually to riotous effect. In recent years I’ve heard him comment about how now “..with the advent of viagra, anyone can be a porn star, but back then…that was our talent”

Ron Jeremy keeps his name alive by appearing in loads of mainstream stuff, usually playing himself or starring in random reality shows. Today he celebrates his 57th birthday. KEEP IT UP HEDGEHOG!

…he paid for my beer, by the way.

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5 of the Greatest Porn Stars of all Time http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2009/10/09/5-of-the-greatest-pornstars-of-all-time/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2009/10/09/5-of-the-greatest-pornstars-of-all-time/#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:13:43 +0000 glennb http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=4 We have compiled our 1st list of the 5 greatest porn stars of all time based on a number of factors.

1 Celebroty status
2 cult following
3 mainstream recognition
4 sex appeal

Our #1 Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson (born Jenna Marie Massoli is an American entrepreneur and porn actress, she reigns #1 as the world’s most famous porn star and “The Queen of Porn”. She started acting in erotic films in 1993 after having worked as a stripper. But by 1996, she had won the ‘top newcomer’ award from each of the three major porn film industry organizations. She has since won more than 20 adult film awards, and has been inducted into both the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) and Adult Video News (AVN) Halls of Fame.
Jameson was born in Las Vegas, Nevada. Her father is Lawrence Massoli, an Italian American police officer and program director for KVBC-TV. Her mother was Judith Brooke Hunt Massoli, a Las Vegas showgirl who danced in the Folies Bergère show at the Tropicana Resort & Casino. Her mother died of skin cancer on February 20, 1976, before her daughter’s second birthday. The cancer treatments bankrupted the family and they moved several times, including living in a trailer and moving in with her father’s mother. Her father spent most of his time at work at the Las Vegas Sheriff’s Department, and she became very close to her brother, Tony. She was a frequent entrant in beauty pageants as a child, and took ballet classes. In a featurette on the Zombie Strippers DVD, Jameson indicates she trained in dance for 15 years.

In her autobiography in 1990, while the family was living on a cattle ranch in Fromberg, Montana, she was beaten with rocks and gang raped by four boys after a football game. While still 16 she says she was raped a second time, by Preacher, her boyfriend Jack’s biker uncle.

Jameson also founded the multi-million dollar entertainment company ClubJenna in 2000

Celebrity status 9

Cult following 8

Mainstream recognition 9

Sex appeal 10

#2 Ron Jeremy

Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, usually called Ron Jeremy, an American legend. Nicknamed “The Hedgehog”, he was ranked by AVN at number one in their “The 50 Top Porn Stars of All Time” list. Jeremy has also appeared in non-pornographic films, such as Boondock Saints and Studio 54

Ronald Hyatt was born in Queens, New York to an upper middle-class Jewish family; his father, Arnold, was a physicist and his mother a book editor who served in the O.S.S. during World War II as she spoke fluent German and French. He had an uncle who was a gangster with mafia ties to Bugsy Siegel.

Jeremy a nice Jewish boy from Queens, NY his classmates where former CIA director George Tenet, He earned a bachelor’s degree in education and theater and a master’s degree in special education (he wound up using this degree on a on most of the retards he worked with later in life)He taught special-education classes in the New York City area, and was a substitute teacher for regular classes. oyvay!

He began appearing in pornographic films in 1979 (though he had one previous role in a non-pornographic sex comedy in 1977).

He is well known for his large circumcised penis – claimed by him to be 9.75 inches – and he has gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio oyvay! oyvay! (which he first demonstrated on-screen in Inside Seka), though he stated in a 2003 interview that due to his weight gain, all he can do nowadays is kiss the tip of his penis. so why are we ranking this fat pig so highly on our list of greatest pornstars of all time? its precisely because of all that we just said, he is his own cocksucker with a dead-rat looking mustache, a gut that made Al Goldstein look thin (when he still had money to eat) an overall pig who by all recognizing should be nowhere near porn, yet this vile thing had gotten his prick sucked by more actresses and unwitting doe-eyed just off the bus from Wichita girls then anyone else. he is the raining king, weaseling his way into the Guinness Book of World Records for weaseling his way into the “Most Appearances in Adult Films” his listed in the Internet Adult Film Database for more than 1,900 films in which he has performed,oyvay! and an additional 275 films which he directed. By way of comparison, John Holmes our next on the list has only (ha) 384 acting credits listed on the IAFD, Ron has even weaseled his way into even some mainstream films…

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal -6

John Holmes # 3

John Curtis Holmes better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd, was one of the most prolific male porn stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult loops, stag films, and pornographic feature movies in the 1970s and 1980s. He was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry, although no definitive evidence of Holmes’ actual penis length exists. Near the end of his life, Holmes attracted notoriety for his involvement in the Wonderland murders in 1981, and eventually for his death from complications caused by AIDS.

Holmes was the subject of several books, a lengthy essay in Rolling Stone magazine, at least two feature length documentaries, and the inspiration for two Hollywood movies, (Boogie Nights and Wonderland).

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 7

Sex Appeal 5

#4 Linda Lovelace

Linda Susan Boreman better known by her porn name “Linda Lovelace”, who shot to stardom for her performance of deep throat fellatio in the enormously successful 1972 hardcore porn film Deep Throat.

The reason we love this bible thumping mom next door so much is that much like the cony island hotdog eating contest she just blindsides you with her deep throating abilities, its almost like a involuntary twitch where the moment she sees a cock she drops to hear knees and ferociously attempts to scratch an itch in her uterus via cock down the throat, the fact that she became an anti porn crusader later in life only makes her cockmunching that much more enjoyable..

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal 6

#5 Paris Hilton

The rich Roman Catholic cocksucker.

Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) was an American socialite, heiress, media personality, model, singer, author, fashion designer and actress. but Paris really is a hot pornstar! that’s hot!
Hilton is known for her appearance in a night in paris which won 2005

AVN Awards’Top Renting Release of the Year sex tape. in 2003, her appearance on the television series The Simple Life, her several minor film roles and her role in the horror film House of Wax in 2005, her 2004 tongue-in-cheek autobiography her 2006 music album Paris, and her work in modeling. As a result of several legal incidents, Hilton also served a widely publicized sentence in a Los Angeles County jail in 2007.

Celebrity Status 10

Cult Following 8

Mainstream Recognition 10

Sex Appeal 9

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