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Crack In The Wall

Saturday, October 23rd, 2010

The phone in Brian’s dorm room rang three times before he picked it up.

“Hello? Oh yeah, hi, Mitch, sure. Okay, give me fifteen ok? Yeah, yeah I’ll meet ya there.”

After hanging up, Brian vaulted over his bed, scanning his tiny dorm room. It had been a dog’s age since he had played tennis, let alone seen Mitch.

“Now, where’s that fucking racket?” he asked the room, till searching it with his eyes.

“Closet?” Brian asked himself, his eyes finally coming to the closet he shared with his roommate Charlie at the side of the closed door.

“Shit,” he said stepping up and opening the door. With it’s light burned out (did it even work, Brian wondered) and all the stuff he and Charlie had managed to pack on the hanger, but mostly floor of the cramped space, Brian got on his knees for what he knew be a long uncomfortable search.

Working to removing armfuls of junk, about two minutes in and quite a few inches forward Brian noticed a sliver of light coming in from right over his head, through the back wall of the closet. Closing the door behind him, he peered into the slit and saw perfectly into the adjoining room right next to his. It was the women’s shower.

When Brian and Charlie had first acquired this room they thought their libido prayers had been answered. But far from catching dewy bouncy breasts or little wet hairy pussies flittering by the boys got nothing other then women in their robes, hair under towels and curt smiles and helloes. If anything being this close to the boys’ room, the girls were even more cautious.

Figuring he was owed at least this requisite peak, Brian adjusted his eye at a right angle, spying the lower part of the eastern corner of the dripping white communal stall.

For the moment no one was in the room, so just about as Brian was retrieving his racket a tall lean red head he knew as Carlee came bouncing into the room, naked holding a bar of soap in her hand.

“I’ve died and gone to heaven,” Brian stammered watching the woman begin to shower.

“Weren’t we supposed to do tennis that day?” Mitch asked as he and Brian and two of their other friends sat in the campus Rathskeller chugging back beers and pizza.

“Yeah, where you been bro?” Steve asked. “I mean, I see you in class and shit, but…”

“You know, hittin’ the books,” Brian deflected and gulped the rest of his brew.

He was in his closet that night-having had to skip a day because Charlie was around-sitting cross-legged with his eye pushed up to the spot in the wall. As he had learned, Tuesday nights were the best ‘viewing night’, when at least five girls made it into the shower together…five very hot girls.

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There was Jen, a tall blonde with enormous cans, a very conservative shy girl when he caught her in the hallways but with a sparkle in her blue eyes that really shown when she stood under a hot spray and tickled her big boobs and her ass quivered as she touched herself and though of God-knew-what; Becky a spirited red head with pointy tits and a shaved pussy who spent an inordinate amount of time helping Jen 2 (as Brian called the petite black girl) soap her back. It was simply accepted by the girls (and by Brian, he was that kind of a guy) that Becky and Jen2 were lovers, though they kept their groping to a minimum, or discreet enough that only Brian caught the little tickles or rubbing; there was Carlee, the red head he had watched the first day, who not only showered for him that first day but had masturbated with her whole hand literally up her wide pussy as she moaned and shook…Carlee had a magnificent ass; and then lastly Wendy a tall intimidating Amazon-of-a-black-chick supporting what had to be 36 D’s, a firm stomach and a shaved pussy Brian caught sight of more often the not cause it was slightly pinker then the rest of the girls and the way Wendy’s powerful legs were her vagina sat high and slightly open when she showered facing him.

Each time he peaked, as he was right then, Brian took his pounding cock in hand, picked one girl out of the group to jerk off to, and watched her exclusively for the time it took for him to shoot his stream of hot cum into the tissues he balanced in his lap.

Rubbing his seven inches to its fullest extension the girls frolicked, splashed, gossiped and soaped, unaware of how much they were continuing Brian’s college education.

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Dear Diary: September

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

9/1: First of all, let me introduce myself, my name is Becky Ford and I can’t believe I started my last year of high school in a new school today. There are over 600 students in my class and over 2400 in the whole school. I doubt I’ll ever get to know all of them, I just hope to recognize a few at the end of year! My locker mate seems nice enough but we don’t have any classes together, so I only see her a couple of times a day. I have a ton of homework, first day take it easy, not a chance! I’m going to bed, bye.

9/5 Survived my first week as the ‘new’ girl. Made two friends this week, Hillary and Emma. They’re both a little nuts but cool. Our schedules mesh, so we spend a lot of time walking between classes and we eating lunch together. Going to a party tomorrow night, all three of us are invited, hope it’s fun. Got nothin’ else, over and outski.

9/10. The party was a blast: first beer of the year, outdoor pool party, all pretty nice peeps. The only trouble came when one of the guys got pushed into the water and of course, more jumped in. Geri’s dad, came out and broke it up, it was really funny. Started gym this week. Usual nervousness in the locker room, being so skinny and all. I hate the girls with the bigger tits parading around…ok, I don’t HATE them, but you know what I mean. Like you know (ok you don’t know it but I’ll tell you) I’m not into other girls at all but this tall brunette named Jennifer is built like a Playboy model! Her chest is huge, high firm, like a fucking shelf of tits! And she shaves, well it really is the cutest little pussy. Somebody snickered about her lips, like how they are supposedly the nicest shape I didn’t get close enough to inspect her! Well, homework. Nighty night.

9/12 Remember Jennifer (great bod, supposedly has those wonder vag lips?) well I caught her I the shower today, just her and me actually, I don’t know how it happened but all the other girls were out by the time we stepped in. I looked down when she wasn’t looking, she was bent over, had her back turned and I got to see her vagagay from behind, just like that little slit, ya know? Wow, she does have a really nice pussy. Did I tell ya I’m not into girls!? I told Em’s and Hills about it, and they laughed themselves silly. Another odd thing happened, I caught Jennifer and her best friend, Heidi snuggling up kinda close near their gym lockers. It happened really fast, they were both still dressing, but I’m sure I saw Heidi strum her hand down the front of Jennifer’s thong and Jennifer smile and bite her lip. Did I really see that?

9/16 Em’s and Hills told me to keep an eye out (I told them about catching Heidi and Jennifer) and guess what? I snuck back into the locker room cause I knew they hadn’t come out and I caught Heidi down on her knees kissing with a naked Jennifer standing over her. ”Mmmm, you do it right, you do it so so right?” she was saying as Heidi had her hands around her ass and pushing her perfect pussy right into her mouth! I was kinda stuck their until they stopped, I didn’t want them to risk hearing me, but the picture of that little blonde keeling on the floor eating her best friend’s sweet pussy, fuck… I told Em’s and Hills but I don’t think they really believed me.

9/18 After school we went over to Em’s. I kept telling her and Hills about ‘the scene’ and to be honest the more I talk about it, the more I see it and the more it gets me…well…you know. I told you, I’m NOT INTO GIRLS, right?!!!! Hills suggested a little ‘show and tell’, well more show than tell really and before I knew it we were all pulling down our pants, rolling down our thongs and checking each other out. So I guess we all go hot from the story, not just me.

9/19 I was a little too embarrassed to out it all down yesterday but today we were at Hills again, stripped from the waist down, sprawled on her bed exploring. They have really nice pussies, tight, smell good; Em’s got a smaller clit but it gets kinda hard fast and Hills, well Hills got this ass… They seem to like my pussy too, couldn’t get over how I shaved bald. I gotta keep some secrets even from you my dearest diary, but let’s just say I am getting to really like this new school and my new friends.

The Affair

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

“Jesus, again?” Linda said to herself.

She was in the middle of typing a pile of letters, when her phone began to ring for what had to be the tenth time in the past two hours.

“Mortgage loan department,” she said trying not to let frustration creep into her voice. “May I help…”

“12:30,” a steady male voice interrupted her.

At 12:25, Linda stuck her head into her boss’s office.

“Jim, I’m gonna do some take-out and a walk, be back latest 1:30.”

Stopping off at the bathroom, Linda went into a stall, sat down and peeled off her panty hose and underwear. She then swayed her cute little bare rear under her light summer skirt making her way out the bank with a smile and a flip of her long chestnut curls. Walking to the parking lot behind the building she ambled quickly into the passenger side seat of the waiting Oldsmobile 98.

“Hi,” the long limbed lady said while sliding to the driver across the leather front seat. As she had always been instructed to do, Linda lifted her skirt so her ass pressed on the cold material and her pussy squished even more so then it already was.

“Hi yourself,” the tall man with the goatee answered back, giving her a quick kiss on the mouth.

Pulling out of the tight gravel lot Dan made a right turn and headed east.

He had his hand between Linda’s spread thighs even before he made the light a block away.

“Oh Dan, oh God, I…oh God,” Linda squirmed and nearly came as the man inserted a finger between her dewy thickening pussy lips.

Five minutes later the couple were parked in a semi-deserted area on Chicago’s lakefront, a place Dan and Linda came to often during their ‘lunches.’

Dan started unbuttoning the front of Linda’s blouse, revealing her  lacy white bra, and took her 36C breasts in his hands. Again, as she had been instructed by this man she had been having this torrid affair with the past three months, Linda had worn and was now unsnapping the front clasped bra-this was ‘a nursing bra’ she had heard it called-to let her firm tits spill into Dan’s waiting hands.

“Very nice,” the handsome man offered, before dipping his curly haired head to the powdery sweet bosom and sucking the girl who lay back in his front seat.

Linda’s nipples stiffened and ached under Dan licking from breast to breast and she rolled up further to him, willing the man to maybe finger fuck her again. But Dan kept his hands on her hips and made a grand meal of sucking her bouncing dark tits until she was even crazier for him.

Linda had been, and still was, happily married for five years. She hadn’t been looking for, never ever considered an affair, but here it was, and she was enjoying every minute of her three times a week with Dan. The pretty round faced girl rationalized her husband knew nothing of her extramarital affair so far and, though she knew everyday brought the danger of detection, Linda could not get enough of this man suckling her now, his perfect high cheek-boned face, his generous mouth and his ridiculously thick cock.

She hated to think this way, but Dan was truly the best fuck of her short thirty fours years and she wanted to fuck him as often as possible.

“You need…you need to fuck me,” Linda said wiggling to pull her skirt up to expose her aching pussy.

“I don’t need to do anything,” Dan teased, sitting up off her magnificent chest. “But…I will.”

Dan sat back and undid his pants, pulled his briefs under this thick big ball sack and took his purple erection in hand.

“Is this what you want?” he teased angling his hips off the steering wheel as Linda spread her landing-strip of brown hair so her glistening pussy was exposed even more.

“Fuck,” Lind screamed as the man simply aimed, pushed and was up in her to the hilt with one press. Dan’s hard thickness both hurt her and brought a heat deep into Linda’s belly, it was all she could do not to cry and come at the same time.

“Fuck!” Linda screamed.

“Fuck!” so did Dan.

Their piston-ing caused Dan to hit the horn once, the bleat making the couple laugh as they clutched, humped more furiously. A minute later Dan and Linda came together, letting loose a thick creaming puddle over Dan’s fine car seat.

Driving back to the bank the duo kept their usual silence. Linda checked her face one last time, smoothed her dress and kissed Dan’s cheek when he parked the car.

“Good lunch?” Linda’s boss smiled at her a minute and half later when she passed his office.

“Yeah, thanks,” she smiled just as the bank door opened and Dan walked in, smiled when passing his boss and took his seat in the cubicle next to Linda.

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Quickie Time

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Sometimes a guy just has to get some pussy, no matter what the circumstances. More times than not, a quickie will satisfy all sexual desires, and can be fun and exciting.

Here are 8 awesome locations for a quickie when the blood is running heavy below the waste and you just need to satisfy your urge.

1. Elevator: if going from the 15th floor to the ground level isn’t enough time to get your quickie in, then I suggest stalling the elevator for a few minutes to give you some extra time.

2. Movie theatre: as cliche as it sounds, getting busy in a movie theatre is always fun. They’re the best place to get blow jobs or hand jobs.

3. Back of the club/restaurant: if your girl or some drunk chick for that matter, are feeling horny, go to the darkest part of the room, or even the bathroom, and get it on. Chances are no one will even see or hear you.

4. Stairwell: if your roommates home or you’re at work and you only have 10 minutes to spare, head to the stairwell of the building and go crazy for a few minutes.

5. Car: yes I know it’s not very original, but it is always a great experience. Pull over and pound away in the back seat, or have your girl give you some road head.

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6. Alley: before envisioning a dirty alley with rats and homeless people, picture you thrusting away a girl with a skirt on. Now i bet I have your attention.

7. Office: whether its the babe you’ve been eyeing at work, or your girl shows up in nothing but a trench coat, sex on the office desk makes life that much better.

8. Dressing room: barge into the Gap dressing room with the sexy sales clerk and fuck the shit out of her.

War Victim

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

During the war, while visiting an obscure whorehouse on the fringe of the red light district, Doug met a young Vietnamese girl who turned tricks for $15. He got to know the bright-eyed beauty during further frequent ‘visits’, and over time he and Jay-Pang became friends. Seeing as she was very pretty and very young, Jay-Pang with the blue-black hair and perfect little pussy was a hot commodity for anyone who had the money to pay for her services, and by the time she met Doug, she was nineteen years old and had been turning tricks for over a year. Smitten, Doug promised her that some day he would get her out of ‘The Nam and take her to America.

The war soon began to turn and with Doug’s hitch coming to an end, he called in a few favors, got himself a good army lawyer and obtained a passport for Jay. In August of ’73, he slipped her out of the brothel and via Australia put the girl on a plane to San Francisco.

As the young interracial couple settled down into their new apartment, it quickly became apparent that Jay-Pang coddled an insatiable sexual appetite. Almost always naked in their apartment, the wan girl would constantly attempt to engage Doug as if she were still in the brothel back in Saigon. When visitors would stop over, and Doug could convince the girl to get dressed, she’d sit in a chair and cross her legs high on the knee or flash her ass and tits at company as much as she could. For Doug’s sake, most of his friends laughed off the girl’s attempt at attention, but for Doug Jay-Pang’s actions were unsettling.

All this sexual acting-out was simply reflex for the girl, Doug knew and he was damn well satiated with Jay-Pang’s twice-daily blowjobs as he was her riding his cock at every conceivable moment (when she wasn’t swallowing his raging seven inches) but Doug feared even his very active sexual appetites weren’t enough for his young wife.

Tom and Erica were coming over for dinner and Doug hoped that maybe they could be some help in solving Jay-Pang’s problem. As usual, Jay was in as slinky an outfit she could find, sitting on the couch with her legs spread wide when the young couple entered. Everyone sat down with a drink not paying much attention to Jay-Pang’s usual display but after several minutes of chit chat, Doug addressed the obvious.

“You guys gotta help us,” he said and laid out his plan. Another round of drinks were passed, Tom stood and with a nod from Erica-who found Doug’s idea as brazen as she did exciting-moved to the front of the couch while Jay-Pang scooted forward.

“You want Su Lin to give you suckee?” she asked. Tom, now embarrassed, just nodded his head while Jay-Pang knelt to the floor, unzipped his trousers and pulled out his semi-erect penis. Within seconds the little girl had the man’s cock in her mouth, in a minute Tom was fully hard and thrusting his head back and yet another minute later he was shuttering, Erica was wide-eyed watching her man’s little ass clench and Tom was shooting a thick how load down the Oriental girl’s throat.

The room was silent as Jay-Pang sat back a minute later, licking the dollop of come off her lower lip she hadn’t managed to swallow. Zipping up and making his way back to his chair, Tom looked over to his wife, shrugging his shoulders.

“Is she as good eating pussy,” was all Erica could managed. Jay-Pang got to her knees then and crawled over to the short woman with the olive complexion and long legs. Luckily for all Erica had worn a short mini-dress, fashionable of the times. She simple spread her taut thighs and Jay-Pang reached under the lady’s skirt, peeled down her panties and had her face up and under, her perfect little ruby lips on Erica’s wet and spread ones in second.

“Oh ho, oh,” Tom’s wife called out, Jay-Pang licked, Tom’s cock grew all over again and Doug realized not only had he found the perfect solution for his wife’s ‘problem’, but true friends in Tom and Erica.

The Intruder

Monday, October 11th, 2010

A little past two a man in a ski mask jimmied his sharp pocketknife into the screen on Judy’s back porch window. He was in the quiet house seconds later and padding through the ranch house within a minute. Reaching what he assumed was the back bedroom first, the tall man put his ear to the half closed door, distinguished the steady rhythmic breathing of the room’s occupant and carefully eased over the threshold.

In a flash the man leapt up on the single woman on the bed, Judy was wide-awake and a gloved hand was around her mouth. Struggling, with white-hot blinding fear the little Chinese girl felt a needle prick her arm and then her resistance whittle away.

A enveloping warm weird calm spread up Judy’s spine as the man rose off her and out of her sight.

“I promise I will not hurt you in any way,” he said somewhere off to her right. He had, what Judy would later claim, as a quite nice voice. “But I am going to use you sexually.”

Lying as still as she could ever remember, fear coursing through her mind but her body limp Judy saw the man once again enter her vision then bend to her. Suddenly the sound of fabric being cut reached her as she felt the cold steel of a knife on her skin.

“The drug I gave you is harmless and will wear off soon,” the man said first cutting and removing her panties then snaking up her body to snip her bra.

“Oh, one last thing…” the man said once again up on the bed on top of Judy. He placed a hand to her hand-full high breast another between her legs.

“I adore giving women orgasms, over and over and over.”

To her shock, the man dipped his head and the next thing Judy felt was his warm wet tongue on her nipple. Again trying to wiggle even the slightest bit, she felt the coarse hole of the man’s mask rub with his tongue against her erect nub and despite wanting to, a tickle of wetness formed deep in her perfect little pussy.

“Very good very good,” the man said disengaging from Judy’s breast. “I haven’t even checked but I know you’re excited. Once a woman knows, really knows no harm will come to her, only feelings of arousal, it is amazing how much she surrenders.”

She wished it wasn’t so, but damn the guy with the sweet smelling breath, if he wasn’t right! She was immobile, lying here being attacked, but still Judy truly felt no danger. Could her pussy really betray? She was even aching to feel the man’s coarse mouth hole and tongue on her nipple again!

“Now what if?” the man said and Judy once again lost sight of the intruder as he now dipped down her belly. While Judy tried to close her thin thighs, attempted to form words, the man kissed down her belly, then across her pubic bone, then…then…Oh God that feeling of material and expert darting tongue on her pulsating wet pussy lips!

“That’s it, that’s it,” the man growled between her legs and Judy began to really open. Funny, she realized, she might not be able to move but she could feel every sexual reaction this man was devilishly coaxing from her.

“Mrrr, mrr,” the intruder teased pushing his face well into her open warmth.

The sensation was just too much, with Judy unable to move and that man’s rough mask pressed to her, his tongue just stretching to tickle her clit. Judy came. Damn him, she came.

“More,” the man said rising off her…or so Judy felt. ”More.”

He was wiggling his two thumbs between her lips. Despite herself, Judy squirted. Maybe it was the fact that she was otherwise immobile, but she had never felt her pussy so alive like this…she certainly wasn’t a squirt-er by any stretch of the imagination.

“More,” he said, “I need more.”

Again Judy tried to move, tried to ignore the sensations down below but the guy was too expert and quick. His mouth back on her pulsating thick lips, he once again mouthed her to orgasm by rubbing and licking into her open soft place, once again coaxing Judy up and over another violent splashing-ly good orgasm.

Fearing another licking, the man lay up off Judy and came to stand off her bed. She felt herself dripping down there. “For you to remember me by,” the masked man said coming back into view. A leather harness was dangling from his big fingers.

“Until the cops come, and believe me I’ll call them in time, you can get off again and again with this,” the man said as he rolled, lifted and pushed Judy side to side of her big bed, securing the straps of the harness around her hips and the front of the thing down across her pulsating pussy.

To Judy’s ultimate horror she felt a nubby, what had to be, 3-inch plug attached to the front of the thing. The man angled her, secured the straps and inserted the little dildo up into Judy’s aching vagina.

The man then reached to the front of the contraption and flicked a switch.

“New batteries,” the man said, jumped free of the bed as the plug inside Judy began to vibrate. Just as she heard the front door close Judy realized she could move her toes.

Pool Party

Sunday, October 3rd, 2010

“Hey, everybody,” Gene shouted, “watch this.” The big guy executed a sloppy somersault off the diving board into his back yard pool. His guests gave him a mock standing ovation as Cal called out: “I’d give that one a three and a half.”

It was the usual crowd of three couples, fast friends all since they moved into this subdivision ten years ago. Gene and Marie’s backyard was the center of all get-to-gether’s and so comfortable were the six, that at the end of the summer of their first year, they started skinny-dipping at these summer pool parties. Cal was grilling the burgers and dogs, naked under his red, white and blue apron; Marie and Katie sat on the edge of the pool with their bare legs dangling over the edge, sipping on wine coolers while the water splashed close to their pussies; Minnie read her book at the cherry red table at the far eastern edge of the patio and Troy swam in the deep end. Gene’s bald head emerged from the water at the side of the pool where his wife sat, coming up right between her legs.

“Not now, not now,” she said, playfully rapping his glistening tanned plate.

“Oh come on,” the man said, lean his chin back down in the water and kissed up his wife’s thick spread thighs.

“Hey, Gene,” Cal sang out, “doesn’t this town have a zoning ordinance about eating pussy. “Katie leaned over to watch the skill of her best friend’s husband and gulped at the bottle she held. ”Cal, can we get a score here?” she asked swallowing sweet liquid as Marie squealed and peddled her feet in the water to the side of her hubby’s shoulders.

“That’s definitely a ten for pussy eating. All the judges agree.”

Again everyone laughed-even Gene-who was eagerly eating his wife’s crotch. No one was really surprised when Katie put down her drink, lean over and took one of Marie’s hard little nipples into her mouth. Such a languid summer scene; barbecue spitting, drinks clinking pool, the pool clear…and a pretty big-breasted woman getting her pussy eaten by a man in a pool while a woman sucked on her tit.

Troy came out of the pool, his thin seven inches bouncing and Cal lowered the jets, undid his apron and walked over to his best friend. Winnie stood, walked over to them both, reached down to give Cal’s thick eight inches a pull, smiled, then grabbed her hubby’s skinny cock and pulled him to the love-seat lounge.

Cal began jerking himself hard watching his wife suck that big tit, Gene in the water eating his own wife and his friends begin to fuck on the loveseat to his immediate right. Katie switched over to the other nipple.

“Close, baby?” she asked Marie. ”Keeping sucking,” Marie cooed as Gene looked up for a sec, smiled his fully glazed face and dove back down into his wife’s thick spread lips.

Seeing Katie move over to Marie’s other nipple, Cal began to furiously fist fuck his cock. Winnie mounted Troy who began flapping about on the love seat, but the tall blonde sat up high on his cock entering her and screamed: “Don’t you come, don’t you come until I tell you.” Everyone knew Winnie could be quite the dom bitch.

Cal stroked even harder when he saw the terror mixed with delight on Troy’s face. Marie flapped her wide ass on the pool tiles as Gene held the front of her fleshy thighs down with his hands and finally finally pushed his face all the way into her pussy. Katie for her part stayed on the left tit she was sucking as Marie obviously began to come, creating deep waves in the water around her hubby.

Val was bucking, trying to hold on, Minnie was pulling at her nipples and breathing loud. Cal began to come when he saw his wife reach down and put her whole hand into her spread shaved pussy. ”P-please…” everyone-expect Gene-growled.

Just another lazy Saturday afternoon in the suburbs.

The After Party

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010

Gil sat down on the edge of the large king size bed pulling on his socks.

“Babe, we’re due at the Martin’s in twenty minutes,” he yelled to Priscilla in the bathroom. Waiting a few seconds for, but getting no response, he sighed, got up and went in to check his wife’s lack of progress.

“Priscilla,” he shouted over the sound of the hairdryer that assaulted him. “Priscilla!” He stopped at the open door.

His short wife was completely naked standing there with her long brunette locks upside down as she bent her head to dry them. Not hearing her husband, Priscilla stood up, facing Gil and yelping once in surprise.

‘Still the best pair of tits I’ve ever seen’, Gil said to himself, smiling as his wife stood fully facing him with her big tits and her sweet tight pussy bare.

“Gil,” she admonished. “I made us late already.” Priscilla recognized her husband’s ‘I-want-you-now’ look. ”Just let me get dressed.”

Even though she was right, they were late and turned then from her husband-’a great ass too’, Gil thought-Priscilla knew Gil would be up on her in a second; she’d be disappointed actually if he wasn’t.

“You make so horny,” he said stepping up to her back. As Priscilla brushed out her hair, she heard her man reach down and undue his fly.

“Gil, we don’t have ti…” she began but secretly yearned for that fat prick she felt poking her ass. ”G..g…” she tried, leaning her hands on the cold Italian marble sink, spreading her legs just enough for Gil to place the hard hot head of his dick up between her legs.

“Gil, we’re really gonna be la…”

As they both looked in the mirror and smiled Gil entered his wife hard, pushing his thickness up and in between Priscilla’s wet lips as she gasped and threw her head back.

Just as quickly as he had come in though, Gil retreated out of that hot little hole, popping his now wet cock free.

“We’re gonna be late,” he said, spun and left the bathroom. ”Pay-back’s a bitch!” Priscilla growled, sighed, shuttered and continued to get dressed.

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Become the Woman of Your Dreams

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Have you ever wanted to feel like a real woman, without the trouble of nasty surgery? Well, you’re in luck, because now there’s the Seamless FemSkin III, that will allow our friends of the transgendered variety to actually transform into the natural shape of a woman. This may seem disturbing to those not in the market for gender reassignment, but I have to credit the designers of this product for coming up with such a fascinating product that mimics the female form so closely you might think you were in a free porn flick.

The FemSkin III is the most advanced, anatomically correct, female latex suit on the market. It fits snugly over your body, from ankle to neck to shoulder, transforming it into one sweet lady. It comes in tinted natural skin tones and contour pads to adapt to your own complexion and shape. The suit is specially molded to give you that sexy shape and perfect female form, complete with D-cup tits, a raised and round ass, and, most importantly a beautifully shaped cunt. No matter what your size, this will stretch to fit your shape and won’t tear or stretch out.

Man has walked on the moon, and now he can piss through a vagina!  This suit has a beautifully engineered pouch kit, which is placed over the penis and the catheter rolls down the shaft of your cock and has a tube that flows down to a hole in your new pussy. You want more? Well bend over – because theres a built in latex rectum to give you a penetrable anus!

It seems they really have thought of everything…

The 15 Minute Orgasm

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

Becoming the modern day superhero known to sexy ladies everywhere as Orgasmo doesn’t involve a life study in tantric sex. Young grasshopper, the Yoda of orgasms is here to teach you the art of the 15 minute orgasm. You can turn that quickie into a orgasm that will leave her twitching for two hours if you follow my advice.

Sexologists at the Kinsey Institute in the US found that average women can orgasm after 10-20 minutes of sex. Learning how to prep your sexy lady with some pre-gasm exercises will stimulate her vaginal nerves and have her pussy warmed up for performance.

After you take her to a comedy show, or wait till she’s done her yoga class, have a few drinks of wine at your flat. Researchers at the University of Florence found that women who drink a glass or two of red wine are more aroused. Don’t worry if you cant warm her up with wine, as you can always try some free porn instead.

Now that she’s in the mood, it’s your turn to provide everything she needs.

15 Minute Mark

In the beginning of your 15 minute orgasm teachings, you will need to utilize the simplest of moves. Invest at least 3 minutes to kissing – it has been found to reduce levels of stress and turns a women on faster then a Brad Pitt autograph. German scientists found that kissing develops a connection chemical between the two of you called oxytocin. It will build trust and encourage lady to cum quickly, and often! Be sure you kiss more than her mouth. Pay attention to her neck and ears, while undressing her slowly.

12 Minute Mark

Your girl is nearly naked now, but keep her underwear on for another minute or so. “Stroke and caress her through the fabric rather than going for gold,” says sex therapist Paula Hall. “Focus on building anticipation rather than going straight for direct stimulation. If you make it seem like you’re in for a quickie she is less likely to orgasm as quickly. Women love a man who is good with his hands.

10 Minute Mark

Orgasms aren’t always about foreplay, however if you’re going to skip the foreplay, be prepared for a fickle fuck. Providing some warm up till this point is important in setting the stage for her explosive orgasm. Clocking in at around 7 minutes of solid penetration is the ideal time to push things to the next level.

7 Minute Mark

Inexperience men at this point will probably be asking themselves “next level?! isn’t is this where I unload on her stomach and say good night?” Any wise lover would know that this is where you bust out the power positions. Try bracing your feet at the foot of the bed, and rocking back and forward rather then thrusting. Stimulating her clit with your shaft while penetrating her g-spot is a move that will require some practice young padowan.

! Minute Mark

At this point, your lady should be clawing at the sheets and clinching for the final orgasm. Don’t try anything new at this point, since changing your rhythm will likely bring her down a few steps. Keep your pace and penetration the same until she is left convulsing in orgasmic splendor. If you are a real Jedi, you will be able to pull out and bust load all over those big beautiful tits of hers.