The money shot is always the best part of any porn movie. In real life, it is as well. With a few pulses of the penis, you get to feel like a fireman, only you’re putting out your own fire when you hose down a spot with your spunk.
The question is, which area should you blast? If you’re with a new girl, who knows where she’ll want it. Really though, it’s your load, the decision is ultimately yours. Let’s take a look at your options.
They say it’s call a blow job for a reason, it’s a job. So why don’t they call eating pussy a ”multitasking, possible drowning, and losing all circulation in your neck, work assignment”? Probably because it doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Here’s the deal, you can munch box like a pro, without needing a neck brace afterwards with a few easy porn star steps. Let’s get started.
There are some things that seem so right in porn, that really don’t work in real life. If you’re a guy that’s grown up with free porn all of your life, before having sex, doing the deed in real life can be a rude awakening, for both you and your fuck buddy.
The smack on the tits that seemed to get that porn star so hot, will usually get you a slap in the face in real life.
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You can hardly buy a porn DVD online without seemingly-endless ads popping up promising the ability to add inches to your member in as little as a couple of weeks. But is there really any scientific research that backs up the claims?
While the idea sounds great, is it at all even necessary? The most commonly-held opinion on average penis length by scientists suggests that a flaccid penis is going to be 1-4 inches in length and 5-7 when erect. Of course there are many reasons why you would like to have a bigger penis, but it is worth the trouble?
This is not a new idea, for the record. Ancient history has shown a wide range of men trying to increase their penis size through all kinds of methods, whether it is using weights or allowing poisonous snakes to bite them in an attempt for them to get enlarged in the process. Thankfully science has moved on since then, but are any of the methods worth the cost? In terms of surgery today, there are several main operations that all come with risks and often very little in terms of rewards. The ‘skin flap’ surgery basically takes skin from your abdomen and adds it to the penis’ base, with the idea that more of the shaft will then be visible coming out of the body. Another procedure cuts the suspensory ligament of the penis and then weighs down the penis to pull it further away, increasing the length’s appearance. One of the more ‘simpler’ procedures performs liposuction on the pubic area, which, in theory, takes away fat from the area and therefore makes the penis seem longer as a result. These are just a few of the procedures available, though none are performed in massive numbers and, as with any surgery, the side effects can be quite severe. It’s important to note in all of these situations, the typical growth is only a few centimeters on average, not the several extra inches many of the products on the market today claim to add. What about the width, you ask? The most common procedures involve injecting fat into the shaft to increase the width but can often leave the penis looking lumpy or uneven, which is hardly the most aesthetically-pleasing member imaginable.
What about hormones, you say? The bad news is the hormone treatments available are not for people who fall within an average range of penis size. So if you’re just wanting to add some length for you (or your partner) you’re going to be out of luck here. The hormones are used when people have a medical condition called a micropenis. While this might make for a great slam to a friend next time you’re in an argument, it’s a genuine medical condition that is generally treated through hormone injections in young children with the problem. There’s a medical reason for the age treated too: Studies revealed that the hormones work significantly better with children that are prepubescent.
And there are a wide range of products and procedures with little-to-no science behind them. Among the more popular ideas are ligament stretching exercises or ‘jelqin’, which are both methods of attempting to increase the size through rubbing and tugging on your penis, but not in the way you likely would be doing when visiting orgasm.com. As for adding weights to the penis at home? Very little supports that this method would work and odds are you’ll be more likely to end up in the ER than with a 12-inch member.
One of the main types of products you’re bound to see advertised (even if that’s not what it seems like the product would be) is in effect a penis pump. What exactly does this involve? We’ve all see jokes about them in the movies, but would they work? Basically, scientific studies suggest that pumping up the penis is way more effective as an impotence treatment rather than as a penis enlargement. There is a bit of diverse data when it comes to penis pumps though. A study concerning the use of pumps for Peyronie’s disease, which is related to the connective tissues of the penis, did show a general increase in penis length over a three-month time period.
What does this all add up to? Essentially, not very much. Scientists suggest you are unlikely to have success with any of the products available on the market, and if you do, it might be a lot less of an increase than you hoped for. Worth the time and (often significant) cost? That’s for you to decide.
Ever since the creation of provocative pictures, there has been a demand of them. The world was first exposed to the extent that porn fascination can cause when Bettie Page made her controversial debut in the modeling world. As history’s first- and most famous- pin-up girl, Page became a worldwide celebrity almost overnight, bringing her suggestive pictures from her hometown of Tennessee all the way to Europe and Asia within the first months of her shedding it for the cameras.
The world has since not only become accustomed to seeing images of naked people in our daily lives, we’re used to it. So why is it that even though we’re almost immune to the thought of sex, porn is seeing a cast increase of viewers in 2011?
According to Statistics Canada, it looks like people may be watching more porn because their daily lives are more sexual than ever!
In 2001, just 10 years ago, condom sales averaged $1.8 Billion annually worldwide. Now, in 2011, that number has jumped to an estimated $3.5 Billion.
“Physiologically it’s easy to see why an increase of condom sales would effect the porn industry,” says Cheryl Lafferty, a professor in the mental health department at the University of British Columbia, Canada. “Generally when people are having more sex, their lives change to incorporate that new lifestyle. That can mean anything from a higher curiosity for sex toys and different positions to an urge to watch pornographic footage to increase your libido.”
Since 2010, there has been a 30% increase in sales of porn tapes in stores, a 35% increase in porn production, and almost nearly a 45% increase in online subscriptions to porn website memberships.
Is porn becoming more mainstream because we’re watching more of it, or are we watching more of it because it’s become so mainstream? It’s hard to decipher a clear winner between the two, but the bottom line remains the same—Porn has broken through its steady rise in popularity and has skyrocketed in 2011.
It’s become so popular, in fact, that even movie theatres are joining in on the action. Not only was the first 3D porn ever released this year in Japan, it was shown in one of the country’s biggest movie theaters for public viewings.
The reasoning behind porn’s new found extreme popularity could be caused by any number of things, but it’s being more socially acceptable to not only watch, but to talk about as well. With such a dramatic increase in porn popularity, it won’t be long before it’s on the shelves of our everyday video stores. Until then, you always have Orgasm.com to fill your fix!
Good for the audience of them, terrible for the critics, adult video has never seen a better boom then what has been happening lately to it online. It’s not just the sheer amount of sites offering downloads and purchasing shopping carts one gets to load in the privacy in their home, it is also how much unusual stuff we have access to, and how everyone can build a porn collection that will hardly take-up much room on a hard-drive or cost all that much.
The Internet and adult video are made for one another and while online downloading does put a strain on dirty movie makers making money, really where else could anyone have access to all these dirty videos? Over time porn companies will find a way to coexist with how porn is disseminated and find how to make their money better…adult video is not going off of the net anytime soon.
It doesn’t seem as if porn ever really becomes too much of a good thing. Human beings have an insatiable appetite for the visual documentary or representation of people fucking. Adult video has survived in one form or another since its inception to the VCR home market and though we don’t actually watch a video tape anymore and DVD sales are strong alongside downloads-at least high-end titles of high-production dirty movies-adult video rolls right into the future as technology bolsters its deliver into audience’s homes.
And that’s what people want. More than really caring what the fuck movie is about, or following a porn star’s career, which certainly many people do and others do care about, it’s the fact that we can sit home and watch an adult video in our own home, alone or with our partner and never be embarrassed over the titles we peruse or have a time limit of when they need to be returned, that makes adult video watching one of our favorite past times and one that won’t end anytime soon.
Sex and dating seem to be the specific prevue of the net. God knows we are on all the time either looking for a date, checking someone’s status on Facebook, or managing some one-hand chatting. All this action and interest occurs on the web or on our portal devices that we are hooking-up when we are out.
And so too do we seek porn across the Internet.
But somewhere along the way we connected porn with sex and dating, while we damn well know none of our sex lives are anywhere near what we see in a porn movie. Having access to sex in the same medium we do porn we can so quickly link the two together, when in reality they are pretty much far apart. We amp-up for one in very much the same way we do another-certainly in the anonymous environs of our homes-and inextricably take one for the other.
Modern day dating might be pretty far removed to how we used to find someone we were interested in, get their number-call them on a landline for Christ’s sake-make dates, go to movies, maybe a few dinners, court them or be courted. The net has truncated our actions, our style even our civility so now we do things so much quicker, with often more direct intent-there are specific fetish websites kinky people hook-up on, for instance-so why wouldn’t we simply regard sex and dating with porn, with the images we see right alongside the chats, with how we download so fast, masturbate then move on to the next activity. We come to gloss over what used to be the seduction, interplay and slow build of sexual interest in the light of how we see sex portrayed around us all the time.
But we are not porn stars. We still react to sex better when we can temper or dates, build anticipation, but as long as we continue to mostly have our intimate experiences online, or at least start them there, sex dating and porn will stay united in a new trilogy.
Everyone needs hobby right? Something to do to distract us, to relax us, and to help us take the edge off of reality after a long, hard day at our job. Since we are all absolutely and completely different, we all tend to choose different pursuits to fill up our leisure time. Many of the more sexually oriented among us normally choose to spend some time checking out the many Internet Free porn sites for a little adult entertainment when we have some down time.
Some people love to garden in their spare time. Others like to go for a run, a bike ride, a jog, a hike or a walk in the woods to enjoy the fresh air and a bit of nature. Still others love to fish, to scuba dive, to golf or to water ski. Everyone among us seems to be able to find something to do to relax and refresh ourselves in our sometimes very limited leisure time, even if it is just curling up on our sofa with a good book or a favorite movie on the television.
Other people among us are more sexual in our natures, and we love to go online and check out all of the free porn sites that are available to us with just the click of our mouse. We can not believe how many sites we can access within a matter of minutes, or even seconds, and just how much free content there is floating around out there on the Internet that is just waiting for us to discover it and enjoy it. So yes, some of the more adventurous among us probably indulge in this bit of fun on a regular basis, and we find it to be a lot more fun than knitting.
As Woody Allen says in one of his movies when his wife accuses him of excessive masturbation, hey don’t knock my hobbies.
For those of us who are lucky enough to either work from home or work in a private office without supervision, one of the things we have to contend with is keeping ourselves on task and not being overly distracted by the many Free sex videos that are available to us on online. It seems that pesky work always wants to get in the way of our social and sex lives.
Sometimes, try as we may to concentrate and get our work done in a timely manner, we find ourselves distracted and diffused, and we suddenly end up on some of the many available online adult oriented websites that are out there on the Internet before we know it. And once we arrive there, it can be so so hard to pull ourselves away from all of that fabulous, lovely porn. But since we do still have to earn a living and support ourselves, we somehow manage to extricate ourselves from the wonders of the flesh, and to get back to whatever the hell it was that we were supposed to be working on and paying attention to.
For better or worse for our careers, the world wide web contains more free sex and free porn videos than we quite know what to do with. We can spend hours and hours surfing through them and still never even scratch the surface of just what is out there for us to discover and enjoy. Clicking on just one website will provide us with links to hundreds and hundreds of other websites, and we can just go on and on in this way until we either become exhausted or we realize that we are just on the edge of being fired from our positions.
So, yes enjoy the fantastic porn on the world wide web, but try to keep a balance in your life so that you do not lose your livelihood in the process.
As technology continues to make the tools necessary to create adult video more accessible to everyone, so too does porn grow more diverse. Today niche web sites and video on demand web stores allow us to enjoy almost any fetish or taste, from anal sex to groups to body worship or BDSM. No matter what our tastes there is something out there to satisfy them. One growing part of the adult industry are the growing numbers of bisexual sex videos. Now, lesbian pornography has been around for some time. Though most is geared toward straight male viewers, there has been plenty of girl girl action to be enjoyed. Like wise, the two girl three some is such a common fantasy today that there are a wide variety of erotic films geared toward that subject matter, the menage a trois.
However the field is diversifying even more with the addition of male bisexuality to its selections. In these films, two men and one or more girls get to have sex, and the combinations can be thrilling and spicy for those interested in this kind of thing. As a growing number of porn stars become open to this cross over sex, the options will grow even more in time. Some of the first films in this field feature plots where a man is reluctantly tricked into having sex with another man, coerced into it by their woman or led into it out of curiosity. But now as in so much x-rated media the plots are falling by the way side in favor of good old hard and fast fucking. Just think of the possibilities — two cocks in one girl’s mouth or one at each end. One man can lick both cock and cunt while the fucking of that cunt commences with vigor, wetness everywhere flowing.
What fetishes will the adult industry cater too next? Only the future can tell us what exciting ways we’ll orgasm tomorrow.
