A recent study conducted by Dr. Yu-Ken Suckit at the University of Yourmom in Dildo, NL claims that watching sex films can make you stupid. The more you watch, the dumber you get. In the double blind study, Dr. Suckit found that of the males he surveyed, a whopping 69% became illiterate after watching girl on girl clips. Read on and learn how you can prevent becoming an idiot through porn.
Posts Tagged ‘Porn’
Porn Is Bad For You
Sunday, April 1st, 2012
Mommy Porn Turns Fifty Shades Of Grey
Friday, March 30th, 2012Looking for a little BDSM with your Twilight? Universal Pictures just snapped up EL James’ series of erotic novels and plans on turning them into a lucrative franchise. Insiders, you know, people who write hipster blogs, are calling this “mommy porn”. When I think of mommy porn I think of a hot MILF getting fucked. Anyway, after the jump learn about this new type of XXX entertainment. And yes, there are pics of titties.
Chick With 2 Vaginas Gets Porn Offer
Monday, March 26th, 2012This is probably for the best. As much as I love porn I don’t think I could stomach this medical anomaly. You see, Hazel Jones, a 27 year old from the UK, was born with two vaginas. If she were a James Bond villain she’d be known as Double Pussy Galore. Read on after the jump and learn about this maybe future porn star and her second vagina.
Get Ready For XXX Hulkamania
Thursday, March 22nd, 2012BREAKING NEWS – TMZ reported last week that Hulk Hogan, everyone’s favorite wrestler, has a sex tape. Here’s where it gets good: Orgasm.com has made an offer! That’s right, you could be getting an eyeful of the Hulkster’s hot dog skin and silken hair as he gets his pipes cleaned some a mystery broad. Keep it locked here after the jump so you can disobey the Pope.
Rick Santorum And The Future Of Internet Porn
Monday, March 19th, 2012If Rick Santorum is elected President, Internet porn as we know could bite the big one. Uptight conservatives everywhere are rejoicing because Rick the Dick plans on taking major actions to ban sites that specialize in sex movies. Orgasm.com will cease to exist! You’ll have to jack-off from memory. Who wants to do that?
Whaddup Shorty: An Ode Midget Porn
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012The other day my buddy told me he’d always wanted to bang a midget. I’m not sure what the proper terminology is and what’s considered offensive so for the purpose of this blog post let’s use “midget”. Sorry if you’re a little person reading this, I don’t mean to offend you and if you’re a lady you should call my friend Brian. He’d really like to make some sex videos with you. Anyway, without further ado, here’s Orgasm.com’s XXX ode to midget porn. Don’t worry, after the jump there are naked ladies (re: tits).
Celebrities We Want To See Baring Their XXX Parts
Monday, March 12th, 2012Last night I had a dream I was banging one of the sluts from Jersey Shore. I’m not sure which slut it was, they’re all the same herpes-ridden drunkards. If you’ve had dream sex with one, you’ve had dream sex with them all. I was completely repulsed and cursed myself for not dreaming of someone more attractive like Joslyn James, but it gave me an excellent idea. What celebrities do people want to see naked? Get a load of Wednesday Adams’ tits and many more after the jump.
Pussy Slangin’
Friday, March 2nd, 2012Vaginas are everywhere. Not that I’m complaining. Everyone likes a good pussy. They’re what make porn so exciting. In honor of vagina’s making the free sex clips on Orgasm.com so special, I’ve provided a list of the different slang terms for that XXX organ we all know and love. Read on after the jump and pick out a new name to call your girlfriend’s pussy.
Ten Reasons You Don’t Want To Date A Porn Star
Monday, February 6th, 2012Dating a porn star sounds awesome, right? She’ll be gorgeous, have giant tits and know how to fuck like it’s her job. Oh wait, that is her job. Before you send flowers and candy to your favorite sex videos star with a card that says, “Will you go out with me? Check the box YES or NO.” read on after the jump. Dating a porn star might not be all it’s cracked up to be. Can you handle it?
Foot Job Sex Like In Porn? You Bet!
Saturday, February 4th, 2012Is that a foot between your feet or are you just happy to see me? Ah yes, the ole foot job, one of the lesser known ways to have a girl jerk you off. I guess it’s not really jerking since the movements wouldn’t be as controlled because you’re using your feet but for arguments sake let’s call it a form of getting jerked off. Anyway, if you’ve never gotten a footy (which is also the nickname for soccer in Europe) you should make it your mission to get one tonight. You’re missing out. Have some sex tonight too while you’re at it. Why not?
