Posts Tagged ‘Porn’

Breast Play

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

Last weekend, there was a lovely scene at a fetish party involving a tall, beautiful woman with large natural breasts, the kind you see in porn. He carried only three toys with him that evening – a leather strap, a leather riding crop and a piece of aquarium tubing with the ends smoothed down. His beautiful submissive wore a camisole top that showed off her beautiful DD boobs and a very short miniskirt. While many men in attendance were hoping to see her bent over a spanking bench for a better view of her luscious backside, her Dom obviously had other plans for the evening.

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In no time, he had exposed her tits, showing off her gorgeous nipples. Every man in the room was jealous as we watched him caress her breasts and suck on her nipples. The jealousy abounded dramatically when he began biting her, and twisting her nipples. She was not restrained, and after one particularly hard bite, she pulled away. He grabbed her by the hair and told her not to pull away from him again. Watching her self-control after that was an amazing sight – no matter what he did to her, she did not move.

Once her nipples were obviously sore and swollen and she was frequently crying out in pain, he began to use the strap and crop, holding her breasts so that the blows hit only her nipples and not the rest of her breasts. Tears started to form in her eyes as the pain slowly became unbearable, and yet she was obviously aroused, a fact confirmed when he lifted her skirt and exposed her soaking wet pussy.

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Just when the crowd began to think this scene was coming to a close, the Dom took the aquarium tubing and began beating the rest of her breasts, leaving gorgeous red welts and darkening bruises. Her breasts began to resemble an abstract painting. Though she cried out in pain, her hips gyrated frantically with arousal, and her Dom eventually brought her to a loud orgasm while still whipping her tits with the tubing. She walked around for the rest of the evening with her breasts exposed as her Dom demanded, proudly showing off her marks and bruises to everyone. It was an extremely hot scene, and one that won’t be soon forgotten.

The Low Down On Sperm And Everything You Need To Know About It

Monday, November 29th, 2010

It’s inevitable; when a guy is turned on sexually whether it be getting a blow job or having sex, he is going to blow his load. And unlike those chicks we watch in free porn taking it like a champ, most women would prefer not to have our man juice in and around their mouths. However, all women are different, maybe some like it, while others might hate it.

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Not all sperm is the same. Every guy’s shit is going to taste different and it may even have a different texture than the next guy. Smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or taking prescription drugs are the things that will often give a guys semen a bad taste. While the semen of a guy who eats healthy, will more than likely taste better. So guys, if you want your girl to swallow your shit, and it tastes like crap, she probably wont do it! If it really means that much to you, then maybe you should try living a healthier lifestyle.

Not only does each guy’s semen taste different, but each woman also has her own personal preferences for taste. In real life, your chick most likely wont be asking for a cum facial like the chicks on porn do. Some chicks may have the preferred taste of an ex boyfriends while your’s just doesn’t do it for her. Some women might say they think semen tastes good, while others will say that they can’t stand anything about it.

For women who say that the reason that they don’t swallow is for their own health purposes, it’s a crock of shit! Swallowing semen is not harmful and some scientists even say that it could be good because it contains a great deal of protein. When it comes down to it, whether your girl spits or swallow, either or will no have any harmful side effects.

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If she really doesn’t feel comfortable swallowing your cum and you desperately want her to, ultimately, you should probably not force her to do it because it will only make her resentful and maybe she will cut off giving you blow jobs all together; and you don’t want that. My only advice it to make a compromise. If she doesn’t want it in her mouth, maybe she wouldn’t mind having it on her tits. Thats’ something that you and her can only discuss. All the best to ya!

The Top 5 Most Controversial Sex Scenes In the History Of Film

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov. 25 - The Top 5 Most Controversial Sex Scenes In the History Of Film.jpgWhen it comes to the big screen, sex scenes are not always welcomed with open arms and tingly privates. Many of the most iconic love-making scenes in the big screen have generated countless protests, bans and even boycotts. Below, we’ll highlight some of the most memorable yet controversial moments in sex-scene history – putting all that free porn to shame. Perhaps they might even inspire you to try out something new in the boudoir.

1. Ecstasy by Gustav Machaty (1933) – This classic Czechoslovakian film wasn’t exactly the first to depict a sexual act on-screen. However, it was actress Hedy Lamarr’s orgasm simulation that caused everyone to be all up in arms. After numerous censorships and the denouncement of Ecstasy by the the U.S. Department of Treasury (and even Hitler) – the epic close-up of Lamarr’s ‘ O Face’ still stands as a must-see.

2. The Devils by Ken Russell (1971) – This film was so disturbing, that even in this day and age some people still find it hard to watch. One scene in specific raised all sorts of conflicts between producers and religious groups: possessed nuns masturbating with crucifixes and sculptures of Jesus. If that’s not controversial, I don’t know what is.

3. Pink Flamingos by William Friedkin (1980) – Taking bestiality to a whole new level, Pink Flamingos portrays a homosexual couple having sex with a chicken in between them. The biggest cause for controversy however, was not so much the act of bestiality, but the clear evidence of exploitation of the chicken at hand. Animal rights groups had a field day with this one.

4. Kids by Larry Clark (1995) – Despite it being controversial in its entirety, Kids managed to shock audiences right off the bat. In a sex scene where a 12 year-old girl loses her virginity to a 17 year-old boy, many were quick to label the movie as being close to kiddie porn. However, producers were quick to point out that the actress was in fact 18 years-old.

5. The Reader by Stephen Daldry (2008) – Don’t let this film’s modern-day production date fool you. Not only does it feature statutory rape but it also attempts to humanize a Nazi character (Kate Winslet) by depicting her softer side as a lover – even though her character was the one committing the crime.

Playboy TV Taps Into Female-Oriented Porn

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

For those who think that Playboy TV is filled with obscenities and lewd acts, think again. Started in 1982, it is similar in format to your average Cinemax or Showtime channels, except it was catered towards men looking for soft-core porn, adult-focused shows (like ‘Show Us Your Wits’) or the classic Playmate specials.

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However, with the rise of free porn and other sex-related media, Playboy TV quickly phased out due to its rather tame content. But while it was too watered down for men, women still saw it as being too raunchy. Considering that most women are still very-much in in control over their cable bills, subscribing to an adult channel is a challenge for most men. And with thousands of hard-core porn videos spread throughout the internet, they can still get their fix.

As an attempt to fix the problem, Playboy spent several years looking for an alternative. According to Gary Rosenson – senior vice president and general manager of Playboy’s broadcasting division – the biggest question at hand was, “If this channel could be anything, what should it be?”. It turns out the solution was a lot simpler than previously imagined. As of January 2011, the network – which is available to over 70 million households across the US – will begin to cater their content towards women. Their plan of action lies in developing a series of female-oriented reality shows and high-quality pornography under the name ‘TV for 2′.

While Playboy insists that the content will remain strictly sexual – this is a subscription-based channel after all – this new type of pornography will focus on intimacy as means of attracting the ladies. “This is not just a facelift. This is a major movement away from the type of adult fare that you can easily find on the Web”, stated Rosenson. And it seems that they know exactly what they’re talking about. A recent study on women’s perceptions of pornography concluded that while most are not against it, they looked for certain attributes in their choices. Amongst them were chemistry, natural-looking body parts, variety in body shapes and sex with a purpose. Unlike low-production porn films, they don’t just want a pizza delivery man to knock on the door and proceed to bang the customer – that’s not real life.

Whether or not ‘TV for 2′ will be success still remains to be seen. And while the majority of its content will be catered toward women, I’m sure their husbands won’t mind joining in on the fun.

Dangerous Sex: The Riskiest Places To Do The Dirty Deed

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

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They say to never get caught with your pants down, but to be honest, there’s no greater rush than having the feeling of possibly getting caught by someone when you’re doing the dirty deed.

Sometimes it just happens and the feeling of spontaneity can make the sex that much hotter. Sometimes we plan to have sex in a risky location. Either or, make sure you wear zippered pants or shorts, and try and go commando. It would be good if she was wearing a skirt and the shorter the better, but we can’t always have control of the situation.

Having sex at either of your parents’ places is going to be completely fun and dangerous. Especially if your relatives are on the conservative side, it is both rebellious and hilarious, in a very satisfying way. Do it during the day; in the bathroom, laundry room or garage, while they are pre-occupied with the garden or tea time. Remember to clean up after yourself, because they aren’t stupid and they know what sex smells like.

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Having sex in between the book stacks in the library is very risky because libraries can even be as sacred as a church with all the acquisition and deep thinking going on. You’re going to have to be as quiet as you can be. It’s not going to be as easy as it seems and totally different from the library sex scenes in porn. You’re going to have be a little more strategic. Libraries tend to be fairly big and have a lot of strange little corners. Standing is the safest way to attempt sex in a library, so if you need to escape, it can be easily done. Try and keep the volume down because you don’t want to be caught by one of those old, cranky librarians. They will have no remorse for you!

Depending on the alley, having sex in one can be bad for your health. Make sure you choose one that is fairly clean and bum free. You don’t want to give those bums a free show. You can do this easily by hiding behind a large object in the alley like a parked car or a bin. Standing up sex is your best bet because you’re not going to want to lie down on this ground.

Having sex at work is probably looked at as being very unprofessional, but hey, sometimes we just can’t help ourselves! Mostly all offices have storage rooms that are usually lockable. You don’t want to get caught here because your job could be on the line, so keep it down and play safe!

Try to be a little more daring and add some sense of adventure into your sex life and you will not be disappointed.

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Seriously Odd Sex Stuff

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

No sex advice or porn tips here. Today, I’m going to give you a little something purely for your entertainment; a look at some seriously odd sex stuff found all around the world.

Sarah Carmen from the UK has about 200 orgasm a day from anything that vibrates. She has a rare disorder called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, which causes a lot more blood than normal to flow to the genitals, which has resulted in spontaneous and constant arousal. She’s sitting on the bus going down a rocky road: orgasm.

A belgian optician was arrested in 1995 for making his chick patients strip down naked and dance to accordion music before he gave them their check up.

In 1993 a man names Karl Watkins from England was given 18 months in prison for having sex with the pavement. Two years later he was put on three years probation for stimulating sex in public with a bin liner.

A grenade, a teacup, a pair of glasses and a frozen pig’s tail are all objects that have been removed by doctors from different men’s asses.

In 1993 a service was started in Japan that allowed customers to buy the used panties of school girls, housewives, nurses and widows.

I bet you don’t know what an autopederast is. Let me explain; this is when a man can insert his own dick into his ass with a semi-erect penis. Of course it’s impossible for most men, but some lucky lads can perform this party trick.

In 1992 a man from the US was arrested for shooting himself with a bullet proof vest on for sexual kicks.

A man from New York injected cocaine into his penis. The result: he got gangrene. He had his legs above the knee amputated and all but one finger. His dick ended up falling off by itself while he was in the bath.

Adolf Frederick, the King of Sweden from 1751-1771 had seven mistresses: two only had one arm, two had one leg, and three only had one eye. He’s thought to have a sex fetish with amputees called acrotomophilia.

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7 Things Women Can Do With Their Tits To Turn Us On

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Tits: what are they good for? They’re just an over grown replica of what we guys have on our own bodies, but for some reason, we can’t get enough of them! Big ones, small ones, uneven ones, we aren’t picky. Boobs are boobs, and for some reason they totally turn us on. We love seeing a chicks tits in action, especially in these scenarios:

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1. There’s a reason why women jumping on a trampoline is the ad for a little old TV program called “The Man Show” Who wouldn’t want to watch those boobs bounce up and down all day long? Most people don’t have trampolines so that’s what the bed is for. It’s just bouncy enough to get those things swinging.

2. There’s nothing sexier than when a chick presses her tatta’s up against glass. Whether she is giving you a sneak peek through the shower or she is giving you a nice view through the back yard window when you’re mowing the lawn.

3. When she puts on lipstick with her cleavage like Molly Ringwald did in The Breakfast Club, I get an instant boner. It takes talent to stick lipstick in between her cleave and then put it on, no hands. That’s the kind of girl that I like!

4. Amen for Victoria’s Secret because there is nothing hotter than a nice rack in a sexy piece of lingerie.Everything looks better behind a thin veil of satin, lace, and feathers.

5. It’s hard not to look when a girl bends over right in front of you and all you can focus on is her cleavage which is saying, “hello look at me!” Sometimes I think that they do it on purpose to get our attention. Either way, accidentally or on purpose, I like it!

6. It can be hard to find sometimes, but if you find a chick that knows how to twirl tassels and and all of the other crazy ass burlesque shit, than you’re a lucky guy!

7. Titty fucking a chick is probably one of the best uses out of those beautiful twins Not only is it really hot and resembles something you would see in porn, you’re also reducing the chances of getting her knocked up!

Of course tits are great in all of these scenarios, but they’re also great under a t-shirt. Bottom line, men love boobies!

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“SexyTime” on the iPhone

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

Once again there has been a link to Apple and sex. First it was the direct connection of iPhone owners and how they are more likely to have more sex partners than regular Blackberry or android users. Then it was watching porn instantaneously on the iPad or the iPhone. And now its a new, premium sex application for both the iPad and the iPhone.

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Except that this application is not just another attempt to monetize sexual curiosity, there is actually some scientific backing to it. Even though the “SexyTime Sex Position Guide and Choreographer” has already been banned in China after just one month of being on the market. Apparently not everyone appreciates the science of sex!

The company’s platform is nothing but a simple yet ambitious statement: to improve health and wellness through better sex. One of the chief scientists working on the application said that is easier said than done. Apparently people are attracted to over-the-top, flashy products, and something that is geared towards improving health is not as enticing.

It’s pretty sad that people, especially those who really need the advice, aren’t taking advantage of this application because it is the one’s who need the advice most that are less likely to go out and see it! And what better way to get it right on your iPhone.

I always thought my dick was the most important sex organ, but according to these scientists, the brain is. Who would have thought? That’s the main reason for creating this application, so that “people enjoy exciting, rewarding lovemaking, and simultaneously become smarter about sex. Better, more frequent sex means healthier minds and bodies.”

Sounds kind of lame to me, except for the fact that the app also will help in suggesting new ideas and techniques to your partner in the bedroom. Something I’m sure we all need a a little help in!

The app is completely inexpensive, especially compared to the benefits. Something that gives sex advice anywhere on the go has got to be worth something!

This Is Not Your Average Condom…

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Believe it or not, but condom usage has actually gone down in North America. Whether the blame should be on birth control or sheer lack of responsibility, condoms are still the only way to prevent much-dreaded STI’s and STD’s. For those who are still in doubt, the number of people who were affected by syphilis actually doubled from 2002 to 2004. Even the porn industry has been hit with a case of HIV; bringing fourth concerns that condom use should be mandatory in adult entertainment. As a means of trying to gain back it’s appeal, condom brands are now resorting to all sorts of innovative technologies. Below, we highlight some of our personal favorites.

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1. Trojan – Perhaps best known for their “Magnum” size, Trojan is now offering other varieties that are sure to keep things interesting in the bedroom. Their new Fire and Ice condoms come with a lubricant that actually adjusts to a variety of different body temperatures. Since the lubricant is located on both sides of the condom, the “tingling sensation” can be felt by both partners. Talk about a win-win situation.

2. Durex – One of Durex’s selling features are it’s deliciously flavored lubricants. So if blow job’s are your thing, the cherry and tropical flavors will be sure to delight your senses. Durex’s Sensi-thin condoms are another great option. Boasting the title of the “thinest condoms on the market”, these rubbers are still just as sturdy as their counterparts. Their Pleasuremax condoms are also great for women, due to their strategically placed ribs and ‘pleasure dots’ – which enhances the pleasure of both partners.

3. Life Styles – Lifestyle condoms have taken the cake in the sensitivity department. Their Skyn rubbers are made of polyisoprene (as opposed to latex) – which better contours the penis and features a similar coloring to the real thing. Though this is not exactly condom-related, the company also markets a so called ‘vibrating ring’, which wraps around the base of the penis ensuring heightened orgasms for the ladies.

10 Commandments of College Sex

Monday, November 15th, 2010

1. Thou Shall Not Sleep With An Ex’s Roommate: You want to keep your college experience as drama free as you can, not only should you not sleep with your ex’s roommates, you should also never sleep with your roommate’s ex.

2. Thou Shall Abstain From Mood Music: I’m sure that you’ve noticed when you watch movies, there is a soundtrack in the background that is specifically designed for every scene. Especially when an online sex scene comes on, there is always some steamy music going on in the background. As much as you’d like to replicate this in real life, I’m suggesting that you don’t because it can be really cheesy.

3.Thou Shall Consider Location: If you’re looking to pick up at a college frat party where everyone is wasted, then you have another thing coming to you. If you go home with someone, chances are they wont even remember your name the next morning, let alone want to start a relationship.

4. Control Thyself: If you actually found your special someone in college and you just can’t seem to keep your hands off each other, keep it in the privacy of your own dorm room. No one wants to see your PDA all over campus.

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5. Thou Shall Use Protection: Every time you fuck someone, use protection. Always keep condoms on hand in a drawer or somewhere in the bathroom. Also, use the pill, the patch, or those vaginal rings that are always advertised on TV because the last thing you need is to be pregnant in college or to knock up some chick.

6. Thou Shall Keep Mum: There is no point in sharing your sexual history with anyone, especially a current partner. The only reason people name drop is to foster a sense of adequacy.

7. Thou Shall Not Steal: I’m pretty sure this one is self explanatory so basically don’t steal.

8. Know Thy Own Beer Goggles: Getting drunk and making decisions can lead to some pretty large regrets, that are also occasionally humorous. In college, drinking and sex go together so you’re going to have to accept it, however try not to make really bad decisions that could threaten your safety.

9. Thou Shall Not Fear Making The First Move: College is the time to take risks, so take a chance and don’t be afraid of failing. Otherwise you can stay home and watch porn.

10. Love Not Thy Neighbor: Don’t get me wrong, Im all about fostering friendly relationships with the people that you run into on a day to day basis. It’s nice to have someone to turn to when you’re having one of those days, just don’t turn it into something that it’s not.

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