Posts Tagged ‘Porn’

Tits Needed

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

It’s a simple equation that if a human being begins to loose weight, in a healthy manner, they will loose fat. And breast tissue is fat. A woman begins to loose weight; she will loose some size in her boobs. If she is dieting and exercising correctly, she will see better proportion and good health. If she decides too loose too much weight, does not exercise, she will see sagging and stretch marks.

This is the bane of the modern Hollywood actress.

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Somewhere along the line the paradigm shifted from the voluptuous hourglass figure of a woman with wide hips and ample tits to skinny girls starving themselves to a danger point. Somewhere along the line dangerously skinny women were considered beautiful by Hollywood standards and actresses followed suit to the model of what they thought they must look like. Ignoring the fact that they were-are-putting their health in danger, these ladies continue to lose too much weight, lose their natural form, put themselves in jeopardy and counter the ravages of the new look-even if they were unaware they are doing so-through augmentation surgery, Botox shots, nips and tucks.

Buying ever-larger breast implants a woman can theoretically loose as much weight as she wants and still keep her bust line. In effect a cart-after-the-horse approach, a woman loses weight and her boob flesh fat but then hires a doctor to replace just specifics of what she lost! Not just porn performers and strippers but now the modern day actress, and the countless women influenced by her, has a cut stomach, no hips-certainly no round ass and two ice cream scoops for tits and a drawn face.

The modern day beauty is a self-made modern-day Frankenstein of unnaturally large boobs, hairless cunts, permanent make-up and even bleached assholes.

Human beings are the only animals who can alter their environment to suit their needs. In doing so many would argue we have done more harm then good to that environment. Now we have become the only animal that can alter our appearance to our specifications with a hubris that defies logic and one’s own health. Our own bodies will tell us when we have gone too far in our passions, when we eat too much we will gain weight, starve ourselves we take on the pallor and stick-and-bones appearance of the emaciated. But these days women or every social stratum can ignore the evidence of their eyes, buy body parts and pieces, or at least fantasize about doing so, to ignore the obvious risks they are taking to their health.

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Hanna Barbera’’s Japanese Cousins

Friday, December 31st, 2010

imagesThe fascination of animated drawings and films has been hugely popularized, even in the arena of free porn. The production of anime films that depict graphic sexual material which is often violent and occasionally disturbing is known as hentai. Hentai is a Japanese phenomenon and is not produced in the United States, but continues to maintain a strong and growing American following. Although hentai is a popular form of sexually enticing media, there are many who suggest that it is wrong and immoral.

But those judgments might be seen through the prism of those who certainly don’t understand what they ware watching

The main argument against hentai is that the scenes often depict minors in sexual positions and situations. One hentai film involved a young girl who looked no older than ten, swimming and playing with other children. She is soon enticed into a nearby pool house with three (much older) men. The scene shows her youthful pussy in numerous painful sexual acts, yet she is smiling, laughing, and asking to be stuffed with more cock. Films like this would banned in Japan when the actors are human, but when the movie is animated, the dots connecting right and wrong are blurry.

Hentai does not always depict such disturbing images. Many of the films show typical bondage scenarios, vanilla sex, and fun fantasies. Hentai, like all porn can be used as foreplay to get couples in the mood for sex or it can be viewed for the sheer enjoyment of sexual videos or animated movies.

In the U.S. we have never truly embraced adult themes in our animation. Fritz The Cat broke new ground in mainstream movies with how dirty American cartoons could get, and certainly some T.V. animation does get risky and adult at times, but there is no generally accepted, consistent porn cartoons that are as popular in western culture as hentai is in Japan. The cultures simply view their entertainment differently, certainly their sex and the images they like to explore and masturbate to. The depictions of young girls bordering on the prepubescent getting rammed with big cocks for punishment may or may not say anything about the culture from which they come or might reveal more than that culture would like to admit.

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Where Has All The Good Written Smut Gone

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

For the writer of smut; the scribe of the sexy; the wordsmith of wonderfully wacky cock-rising fair, where does he or she place his stories and poems to entice ever newer audiences. With magazine readership dwindling more each day, Kindles and other digital book readers ever more the rage, the porn writer finds ever more outlets for his dirty words in the digital world and with fans who will continue to scour the globe for what gets them off.

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On the Internet and in e books, the naughty writer is publishing short stories, novels even comics for a readership that has never really left written erotica. It is just that now that the world is so specialized and every need, thought and kink can be compartmentalized and a newsgroup found to address if, there are just more specific places for people with specific sexual thoughts to find each other and the art made just for their interests. By word of mouth, testimonials and reviews placed in blogs or on sites, if one person has even the smallest little kernel of interest in one small little fetish, he or she can find something written on it!

Not that erotica will ever meet the masses. It will always be the red-headed stepchild of more literary fare simply because it speaks to our more prurient interests and even the classic in the genre like Tropic of Cancer and others will always be considered lowbrow works of art in a world where erudite critics feel they need to pan art that gets readers ready to have sex.

But who we are is built around our hopes dreams, triumphs and failures as much as our kinks, sexual longings and masturbatory dreams. We can no more deny the urges we feel and the need to express our pleasure over them or the questions we have about them then we cannot not expound over love, war and politics, all the highbrow subjects critics think worth remarking on.
From the very first minute man could record the world around him, even through Puritan times and artwork scrutinized by church and state, even in the most remote corners of the globe and the most sexually repressed societies, man expressed and will continue to express his most prurient thoughts and fitful sexy daydreams attempting to understand his heart as much as his loins.

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Being A Porn Star – The Ins and Outs of the Adult Industry

Monday, December 27th, 2010

 

It is a common sexual fantasy of many people that being a porn star must be a wonderfully erotic and sexually-wild life. We look at the actors and actresses in porn films  and immediately imagine that what we see on our screens is what that actor or actress is like in reality, that their lives are nothing but fucking, sucking, fondling and licking in a constant barrage, with their days being filled with nothing but more partners for the parade of parts and activities with all kinds of hot ready and hygienically perfect specimens.

But the fact is that for the most porn stars, both men and women, the real allure of what they do is that they simply get paid quite a lot for appearing in their films and for being photographed in all kinds of sexual positions. Just check out this behind the scenes porn video from Digital Playground.

It really is just a job.

 

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Holiday Porn

Friday, December 24th, 2010

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I’ve been rather disappointed by the current state of holiday porn (“holiday.” That’s right, not Christmas, not Chanukah, not Kwanza . . . Holiday). It seems the best offer this season has for my meat-pounding wishes is the same ‘ole gym-buffed model-type, doing the usual pornographic posturing, but in red panties and a Santa hat. A Santa hat. It’s not even like the hat is getting fucked. Sometimes the diehard festive types leave the hat on for the initial blow job, but by the time the dude in the Santa suit (Yes. Always some dude in a Santa suit) gets to sodomizing our little Cunt Cringle in her fruit cake hole, that hat is long gone and buddies fake beard is laying on the floor. For all practical purposes we are now watching the same old porn we’ve seen a thousand times with one exception. There is a Santa hat on the floor.

When do I get to watch some dick hard clit jockey finger a snowman? Is that little dentist elf ever going to slowly unbutton his adorable wee blue waist coat and cobble himself to climax before the Bumble Snow Monster whips his hairy milk-white monster cock out and escorts a handful of misfit sex toys up his Yeti chute? Need I remind you that the snow monster had his teeth removed? Slut in a red bikini and a Santa Hat is fine, but maybe, just maybe, I wouldn’t mind having a hot rub inside that toothless furry Monster face. Maybe I’d like to watch some herd mammal with a glowing red anus help the jolly old elf find more than his way.

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Porn Mongers! Step it up! I want 8-way menorah penetrations. Gift-wrapping bondage. Icicle fucking. The Grinch that stole your Penicillin. Anal dradles. Charlie Brown with the smallest, least celebratory, withered little prick and a beagle in a leather flight helmet. Rabbis with gingerbread dildos riding polar bears and juggling buttock implants across a snow-laden field on their way to Grandma’s house for oven mitt HJ’s shot into candy-filled stockings.

So, You Wanna Be a Male Pornstar?

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

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Becoming, indeed, being, a male porn star, is much more difficult than you might think. Many of you out there probably think it’s all about titty fucking and loose pussy. Not so, friends, not so. Here’s what you gotta consider if you’re thinking about becoming the next Ron Jeremy. (Note: there will NEVER be another Ron Jeremy.)

1. Ask yourself: do I really want to be a porn star? This is important. If you’re going to actually cut it as a porn dude, you have got a lot of fucking work to do – hard work, do you really want to do that work just to get into porn? What are mommy and daddy going to say?

2. Ask yourself: do you have stamina? You can not work on getting your stamina up to porn star levels, you just have to have it. Can you stay hard in a pussy for two hours? No?! Then move along, buddy.

3. Ask yourself: do you know a super hot girl who is willing to enter the porn biz with you? People hate male porn stars because they suck. The only way anyone is really going to pay attention to you at the beginning is if you waltz-fuck your way through the door with a smoking hot woman who is willing to perform with you, and only you. Ha! Good luck!

4. Ask yourself: is your penis fucking spectacular? Is your cock big and tall and smooth and sexy? Can it also shoot shocking amounts of cum? Do women actually like having sex with you (like, actually)? Are you a handsome, handsome, handsome devil? Because if you don’t have all of these qualities you should just forget your ridiculous porn dreams right now; competition out in pornland is fierce for the men these days.

If you’ve gotten to the end of this list and have said no to one through four, don’t feel too bad. The fantasy of the industry is much better than the reality – I promise.

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Playing Hard To Get

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

B5350D8FD0FCF6D7137BE4D72FD8Ladies, men need to hunt and compete and win in order to feel like something is worth their effort. We women may want to be available when we like someone, but that takes away the conquest aspect for men, and then they lose interest quickly. Making a guy work for it a little will intrigue him, and his willingness to put in the effort makes it clear that he’s really interested (and not just interested in a porn fantasy). There’s a fine line to walk between playing hard to get and pushing a guy away though, so this must be handled carefully.

With cell phones, there should be no more sitting by the phone waiting for a guy to call. That’s good – go out and live a busy and exciting life. If he calls, don’t always answer. Let him leave a message and wonder a little. Call back within a reasonable period of time though – always within 24 hours. Try to answer sometimes when in a noisy spot, like a busy Starbucks or noisy store. Don’t stay on the phone very long, it’s best to just let him hear the noise in the background and promise to call back later when it’s not so noisy. He’ll realize that he’s dealing with a busy, popular woman, and all guys want to date a woman that is wanted by others.

If he calls no later than Wednesday to set up a date, go ahead and make plans. If he calls on Thursday or Friday to make a date for that weekend, be busy. Let him know politely that the weekends are usually booked solid by the middle of the week, and he has to make plans earlier. Don’t always agree to the first thing he offers. If he asks for Saturday night, ask if he’d mind doing lunch instead. Let him wonder who else might be in the picture and why they get the all important Saturday night instead of him. If he’s really interested, he’ll call earlier the following week to get the prime date slot.

Look sexy, but not slutty, and make him wait a bit for sex. Don’t be too quick to get naked – men don’t appreciate anything that they get too easily. Let the sexual tension heighten a bit before going to bed together. He’ll appreciate it more after having to win it.

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Cunnilingus Could Save The World

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

images-1It simply might come down to something a woman might want so much because she can’t do it for herself. Sure men seek our blow-jobs all the time for this reason, but a blowjob is almost common place-it certainly is in porn – where cunnilingus isn’t something women talk too much about, or at least not to their lovers, but they do want it. In some cases the only way a woman can come with a partner is if that partner licks her clit or kisses her labia. But so many women are turned off to their partner’s lack of dropping or their own fear about their scent that they don’t ask for what they really need.

But cunnilingus could save the world …or at least some staid relationships. A man eating pussy will learn the nuisances of the vagina. He will get down close to it. See it for what it is and the veil of mystery of the folds, ridges, valleys and tips of flesh that is a woman’s vagina will be revealed. Though the man who goes down might not come away knowing his date any better having been down on her muffin but he will have a new perspective that what the woman has in her pants is not some unknown crevice where his cock simply thrusts, rubs and eventually cums in or his fingers get entangled inside.

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For the woman who is having their vag eaten, licked and attended to so lovingly by her man-or woman-they know that not only do they have their man-or woman’s-attention, but that they can relax basking in a moment that is wholly about them. Selfish as it is to lie back and let someone perform oral sex on you, it is needed from time to time for each sex to take as well as give. And for all too many women, fingers are simply not adept enough and a cock too rough-and usually too intent on its intent-to really provide the adequate time and maneuvers needed to really bring her to her best orgasm. Wet to wet, soft tongue to these softest pink parts and face to genitals, there is no better way to show intimacy and a overall caring for a woman’s pleasure then to put one’s face deep in her briny scent and lick her until she thrashes about the bed in ecstasy.

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Get It At The Drive-Thru

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

In a world where our every need can be answered with a click of a computer mouse, is it any wonder we are answering our more prurient desires first and foremost? Why leave the house to find what arouses us if we don’t need to? No matter what our specific kink-have we one-or passing thought-should we entertain more then usual-we can have what we want when we want it. And if and when we do ever venture forth for our porn movies, pics, even service providers-aren’t we now so used to the speedy return, the easy transaction, the convenient exchange, that nothing but the quickest experience will do?

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It makes sense then that sooner more then later we will be looking for drive-thru .

There are actually states in the union where one can drive their car into-INTO-a liquor store order, pay for, then be handed whatever alcohol one wants, then leave the store, all without ever leaving one’s car. Albeit a blowjob or some ass fingering might take a tad longer to complete, but the time has come to pull up outside a lighted menu screen, order some oral sex or a quick hand-job, unzip as one pulls around to the window, maybe open the car door to the full window one comes to face, surrender some money and stick one’s genitals out to be serviced! Surely, the entire sex drive-thru enterprise would be easier for a man to pay for and receive, but with us all able to get a burger or our morning coffee this way, why not sex?

And while being a hooker is illegal, might there be some unique precedent about receiving a sexual act in a car that is technically still running that would render the entire exchange free from prosecution?

The time has come to out our resources into the very next thing. To prompt people to leave their houses in this day and age is a retailer’s biggest headache. To get people to buy a dirty movie when they can just as easy download for free over the Internet are dirty movie producers’ biggest headaches. The drive-thru sex shops might in fact kill two birds with one stone; get people out for their sex and keeping them away from P.C. screens where they can too easily-and for free-download porn movies.

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The Academy Awards Of Porn

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Every year, porn starlets from far and wide descend upon Las Vegas for the AVN Awards, which is otherwise known as the Academy Awards of Porn.

What makes the porn awards different than the Oscars, other than the hardcore sex, the bad acting, and poor production, is that as it’s very difficult to get nominated for an Academy Award and it’s incredibly easy to get nominated for a porn award.

The nominations are in! And here’s a look at some of the top nominees of the year:

Best Feature: “Malice in Lalaland”
This “Alice in Wonderland” meets “Boogie Nights” flick is shot on 35 mm, not video. Producers call it “an adult movie with mainstream ambition.” Not too mention a scene where Ron Jeremy gets shot which wearing a track suit and a hot bunny girl on girl action scene.

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Best Parody-Comedy: “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”
This time around, the dude has a giant dick and this is his story: bowlers, dudes, porn lovers.

Best All Girl Group Sex Scene: “An Orgy of Exes”
I’m sure you can gather from the title what this one is about; the fantasy of a group of guys where all of their exes get together and have one great big lesbian orgy.

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Best 3D: “This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D”
Who wouldn’t want to see two people having sex in 3D, even if it’s between two blue people.

Crossover Star of the Year: Penny Flame
This award is for the performer who gets the most mainstream attention and this one goes to “Celebrity Rehab” star Penny Flame who left porn behind and got clean, enrolled in college and turned her life around.

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Male Performer of the Year: Prince Yahshua
This prince was tragically injured in a terrible reverse cowgirl attempt fone wrong and he actually broke his penis. This guy definitely deserves this award