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The Sexiest Female Comedians

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

When I stop to think about female comedians, the last thing that comes into mind is ‘sex appeal’. Perhaps that’s just me being an ass, but the majority of them are always slightly overweight and far from feminine. While I’m not expecting some blonde porn -esque bimbo, a little makeup certainly wouldn’t hurt anyone. And so, on my quest to find some good-looking ladies with a funny bone, I decided to do a little research and will now have to eat my words. Not only are there plenty of sexy ladies in comedy, but narrowing it down to a short list was a bit of a challenge. Read on for my personal picks.

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Abby Elliot – Leave it up to SNL to find a new cast members that can attract viewers with both humor and good looks. Having just recently joined the SNL team, Elliott is only 23 years old and already holds an impressive resume. Her father is also none other than Chris Elliott, who was cast in SNL from 1994-1995. But if you think that she used that as an ‘in’, think again. By watching any of her skits it’s clear to see that behind all that sex appeal is a great sense of humor.

Anna Faris – After her breakthrough role in the horror film parody Scary Movie, Faris has become something of a regular in the world of comedy. Never one to shy away from the fact that she is smoking hot, she’s been in everything from the critically acclaimed Lost in Translation to the cheesy flick The House Bunny.

Tina Fey – Who could forget about the sexiest version of Sarah Palin the world has ever seen? Smart, witty and understatedly sexy, Tine Fey has become one of the most memorable SNL cast members and continues to make us laugh with movies like Date Night and her award-winning show 30 Rock.

Amanda Bynes – As a child actor, Amanda Bynes charmed us all during her Nickelodeon stint and roles in All That and The Amanda Show. As she grew up, she starred in What I Like About You and subsequently moved on to the big screen in Hairspray and Easy A. Not only is she incredibly funny, but she was voted as Teen People’s “25 Hottest Stars Under 25″.

Hotel Sex Made Easier

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

imagesIf you’ve ever dreamed of starring in your very own hotel-themed porn, here’s your chance. With the help of IMGuest.com, finding fellow guests who are ‘DTF’ has never been easier -and this couldn’t have come at a better time. After all, what better place to let loose and fuck than at a hotel? Seedy motels aside, the posh, hip versions are often packed full of women that seem hotter and more exotic that your home-base counterparts. It’s safe to say that the sheer act of staying at a hotel means that real-life rules no longer apply. You are free to throw towels on the floor, masturbate outside of the bathroom and, if lucky, have wild sex with a stranger.

Think back to all of the times you have come across a sexy stranger at a hotel lobby and fantasized about all the dirty things you would do to them. Chances are that while the thought crossed your mind, having the guts to actually go through with it didn’t pan out so well. The odds of them being married or downright prudish are enough to make any man back out and resort to purchasing the porn channel package instead. But now, thanks to IMGuest, that problem close to extinction.

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Despite being mostly focused on establishing professional connections, IMGuest is quickly rising as one of the best hotel hookup sites on the web. Upon checking-in to your hotel of choice, all you have to do is login to IMGuest and let everyone know exactly where you’re staying and when. You can also do so via LinkedIn or Facebook, making it extra handy and practical for travelers who are always on the go. One of the best features of the site includes being notified every time someone takes a peek at your profile. Why? Next time you come across that sexy lady at the lobby and know that she has been snooping around your account, you’ll have the perfect conversation starter and won’t run the risk of being slapped or discarded straight off the bat.

Business ventures aside, I can see how IMGuest will quickly turn into an Ashley Madison rip-off. Given that most cases of infidelity happen in hotel rooms, you can now look for a partner internally. No need for prostitutes like these hookers fucking in a hotel room or adult personals. A win-win situation all around.

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Iconic Sex Pots From The 50′s & 60′s

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

If you ask me, the 50′s and 60′s were home to some of the world’s greatest sex symbols of our time. Sure, the modern-day ladies of porn and adult magazines are hot and all, but in my humble opinion, they are nothing but second grade versions of the girls that started it all. When it comes to having sex appeal and inspiring generations, these girls managed to do what nobody else has accomplished thus far. Below, I’ll cover some of the most unforgettable sex icons of all time.

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Marilyn Monroe – Despite years having gone by, Marilyn Monroe still stands strong as the number one sex icon of all time. Sure, there have been hundreds of wannabes, but there’s something to be said about her sultry voice and oozing sex appeal that still leave men begging for more. Given that she was selected as the cover girl for the very first issue of Playboy magazine, it’s no surprise that she was known to be shacking it up with everyone from Joe DiMaggio to the Kennedy brothers.

Brigitte Bardot – This Parisian beauty was considered by many to be one of the first real ‘sex kitten’. Starring in the popular And God Created Woman, the films sexual innuendos not only sparked controversy, but also inspired thousands of women to be comfortable in showcasing their own sexuality. Idealized by everyone from Bob Dylan to John Lennon, Bardot is still an inspiration to women everywhere.

Jayne Mansfield – One of the most memorable actresses of the 50s and 60s, Jayne Mansfield was as smart as she was beautiful. Capable of speaking five different languages and proficient in the violin and piano, her smarts never held her back from displaying her sex appeal in all its glory. Mansfield was one of the first actresses to ever appear nude on screen, resulting in a Playboy spread that is still deemed as one of the most popular issues in the magazine’s history.

Bettie Page – This Tennessee native started out as a model but quickly landed on the mainstream after posing for mail-order photography sessions. However, she was far from innocent. Often depicting scenes of bondage and sadomasochism, Page quickly became one of the number one pin-up girls of all time.

The Most Controversial Shows In TV History

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

No, we’re not talking about porn today. Instead, a look at the most controversial, mainstream TV shows in history.

Sex and the City (1998-2004): It’s strange to think of Sex and the City as being controversial since just about everyone has seen the show, but it was! It was considered one of the first shows that gave a frank portrayal of sex and dating for single women in New York.

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The Sopranos (1999-2007): This legitimately ground breaking show for HBO was the portrayal of a mob family and it depicted not just sex, but also deeper topics such as homophobia, addiction, crime and depression.

Beverly Hills 90210 (1990-2000): We now think of 90210 as superficial and self absorbed, but when it originally aired, it worried man parents with its portrayal of sex and drugs in the lives of teenagers.

NYPD Blue (1993-2005): NYPD Blue aired in 1993 and its first season shocked network audiences with the male and female nudity, crude language and its gritty and brutal look at police culture.

Ellen (1994-1998): There’s actually nothing really controversial with this show, but, the show struck an important cultural moment when its star came out of the closet on the show. ABC was prompted o place a parental advisory at the beginning of each episode.

South Park (1997-Present): This show has drawn so much controversy that even satirized the controversy itself in the South Park movie.

Queer as Folk (1999): This show followed the lives of three young gay men. The particular controversial scene was the depiction of a 15 year old having sex with an older man.

The Jerry Springer Show (1991-Present): This show epitomized the concept of trashy television and brought an overall lowering of standards that eventually bled into reality TV and other genres.

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The Real World (1994-Present): The Real World is being blamed for starting the reality televisions genre.

Japanese Sex Shop Findings

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Despite having previously shown you some of the most bizarre sex toys on the market, leave it to the Japanese to step things up a notch. After a friend’s recent trip to Tokyo, he returned home completely mesmerized by the things he had seen in their local sex shops. Below, I’ll cover some of the most noteworthy. They’ll put most of your “shocking” porn films to shame.

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1. The Plasma Sperm - This microscope kit may look like it was meant for young children, but one glance at the title – and its logo – instantly puts things in perspective. Short of innocent, this magnifier was designed for men who are interested in taking a good hard look at their own sperm – or somebody else’s. The makers of this ingenious device claim that it serves as great tool for determining low sperm counts and are trying to have babies. However, I think that process is better left to the experts. Physically taking count of your sperm is just sad.

2. Vibrating Cangina – Given the popularity of the Cangina (that’s a vagina in a can for you amateurs), the Japanese managed to take things one step further by coming up with a brilliant way of making your Cangina vibrate while getting yourself off. By simply inserting it into the device, you’ll have yourself a Cangina that vibrates in all its glory. And for those who require a little something extra, try “The Clapper”, these creepy little plastic hands tightly grab your penis for an orgasm that is just as awkward.

3. Plush Sex Dolls – For those who can’t necessarily spend a couple thousand dollars in one of those creepily realistic sex dolls, consider a cheap plush one instead. Resembling your favorite anime characters, ‘Kumi’ even comes equipped with an interchangeable plush pussy. Unsanitary doesn’t even begin to describe it.

4. Weird Vibrators - Ladies, don’t think that I forgot about you. Japan sells vibratos resembling just about anything you can dream of. From corn to cucumber, you can also go cliche and opt for a Hello Kitty “back massager”. For the extreme, they also sell a life size hand that is permanently set in the ‘fingering’ position.

5. Bizarre Figurines – If sex figurines are right up your alley, Japan offers some of the best and most detailed of them all. One in particular depicts a naked woman that is all tied up and seems to be in serious despair. The attention to detail is so great, that the makers even include a small box with multiple micro dildos and a mini bottle of lube.

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Penthouse To Create First 3D Porn Channel

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

Jan 11 orgasm.com1Penthouse is always at the forefront of the porn industry. Whenever there is a new trend or a popular aspect of porn, Penthouse is on top of things before all the rest.

Continuing to be ahead of the rest in technology and innovation, Penthouse has announced the launch of the Penthouse 3D Channel. Yes, that means porn in 3D people! 3D hot sex right on your TV at home!

This new channel will feature original adult oriented programming each month that will be shot in native high definition and 3D.

The company’s commitment to 3D draws on the strength of unique expertise that Penthouse has achieved over many, many years of being in the porn industry and their success in content delivery, movie making and technological advances.

“We started shooting in 3D recently and have significantly invested to perfect 3D production quality,” said CEO Marc Bell, “Consumer excitement for 3D content is high and Penthouse is the one studio that can rely on its broad expertise to deliver 3D in a manner unmatched by any other branded entertainment company.”

This channel will definitely be a hit with the rise of 3D television and the obsession that people have with 3D in general. Now we have 3D porn and it can’t get much better than that. The Penthouse Hd Channel lineup covers 30 platforms in more than 15 countries and they really do see themselves as the leader in entertainment and emerging media.

Now more than ever Penthouse will be on top! The Penthouse customers will have the choice to enjoy and explore all versions on Penthouse content.

The people from Penthouse have said that the 3D channel is expected to be available to system operators for broadcast to the general public in the second quarter of this year,

The Queen’’s Pussy

Monday, January 10th, 2011

carmel_moore1A strong conservative voice in the current UK government is pushing for all porn to be blocked on all computers in England. Because of the advent of web TV’s in England, UK companies like Virgin Media can and do stream all manner of content to household computers and in a household where there are children present then there is the possibility of the little one’s viewing tits and ass. While adult business maintain an ever vigilant policy in policing-with Netnanny and programs of that ilk-the tech experts claim that any plan for outside country-wide regulation is bound to stumble across some privacy issues as well as question of censorship.

First of all, in order to establish a nationwide ban on porn streaming across the net, the government, or the IPS at the very least, would need to keep an up-to-date list of porn operators. And a move by any government to stop content might provide a backdoor for that government to restrict access to legit sites down the line if critics find even the most benign content objectional.
A true slippery slope of one man’s poison could begin.

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Then there is the bottom line. Porn on the net is a big business, bringing in tons of dollars. To halt all this commerce from viewing fucking and sucking money will be needed to put protocols in place. What specific technology would be used and who exactly would be footing the bill for it, not to mention how people would feel about putting their names on a list are slight stumbling blocks to say the least.

This is not the first time porn has been scrutinized and with the ever-increasing viewing of cam girls, pay membership sites, fetish chatrooms, naughty still galleries and streaming video, the Internet is taking the place of the corner candy store for ground zero where people can buy and/or picket porn. Ease in access allows an ever more vociferous attack and the UK is having the same problems as most other civilized countries. But seeing as people are basically walking around the droid phones and PDA’s that are their portable computer, would this mean further government intrusion to someday manipulate what one holds in one’s pocket? And if the free flow of content, not just porn is controlled, what does that say to the idea of it being free?

Introducing Your Girlfriend To Porn

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

0532192270When a couple becomes intimate and begin the journey into a long term relationship the sex is still fresh and new. Experimentation and observation are still key factors to getting each other to cum hard and often, to sharing a satisfying sexual life as well as every aspect of their time together. It may take a while, but it eventually happens the guy either gets caught or decides it is time to share his love of porn movies and xxx rated adult sites full of his favorite sexual deviate acts with his girl.

Some guys will even get a hard-on when he thinks about sharing his love of porn with his girlfriend. He may even believe that she will like it as much as he does but from the female porn star point of view. He may even think that by watching two women fucking each other with massive two-headed dildos his girl is going to think hey this looks like great fun, why didn’t I think of doing this before and then she’ll suggest that she call up one of her sexy girlfriends so he can watch the her lick her best friends clit and twist her nipples. He knows full well in his imagination that if that happens a threesome is the next thing on the sexual agenda after all how can these two hotties resist a real hard throbbing cock. He may even fantasize about his lover seeing a cum drinking actress on a tube site and get so hot and bothered that it takes all her willpower to not rip off his pants and suck his cock right then and there.

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If the guy is into porn sex magazines he may want to believe that girls, just like men, like photos of men jerking their pricks as much as men like watching some porn girl or cam girl fucking herself with a huge black dildo. In reality women do like porn. They may like it as much as men do. They can and do masturbate to hot sex videos. And there are women that enjoy watching porno sex with their boyfriends and husbands. But some women are embarrassed to actually admit it and it can take some patience to get them to sit down and enjoy watching the fuck fest with their man.

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Gangbang!

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Men magazines and adult members porn sites push the gangbang fantasy, one woman and several men. Seeing a woman filled with one cock after another, her pussy spilling jizz all down her legs and onto the bed or whatever surface she is laying on, cum in her hair, dripping out of her lipstick smeared mouth, a cock in each hand masturbating them to orgasms is something that men have talked about in lusty loving ways for decades.

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But in reality would they like it to happen to their woman? Would these men really like it if their wife or girlfriend were laying there spread eagle accepting one hard pounding fuck after another until she passed out? Would they be one of the faceless hard dicks that fills her cunt with their hot spunk? How do they feel about sticking their STD free dick into a pussy hole filled with the sperm filled fluid of another men or many men? Women if they think about a gangbang at all they usually think about having enough hard men with pretty cocks, six pack abs and five o’clock shadowed faces that go down on them and lick their pussy, suck on their clit and fuck them in a loving way until they experience multiple orgasms, sometimes resulting in the woman passing out.

It is a fairy tale sugar coated non reality of the event. Women that participate in these extreme multi-partnered sex orgies are merely there as instruments of pleasure. Their personal pleasure is not a factor. In fact being fucked that hard by men whose only objective is to come and to come quickly on or in a woman’s cunt has got to wear out her lubrication and wear on her stamina leavening her feeling like a used up rag doll instead of a sex goddess. It is hard to paint a nice picture of the porn girl looking for fame by fucking several hundred men in one sitting. It is hard to believe that the desired outcome, fame, fortune and respect will be given to her. All it does is set the bar higher for someone else to try and sexually accommodate even more men. But it isn’t hard to picture her pussy being stretched out so wide and big that it would take a ten-inch dick fucking her to give her any feeling of sexual pleasure at all.

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The Ass You’ve Seen A Thousand Times

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

big-oily-assFor men, each time they have sex is like a new time. Sex, and for that matter porn, are less quantitative then qualitative for men and their responses. The male mind can simply go back to the well over and over countless times, to view something that arouses it. A man might simply love his wife’’s nipples and though having seen them too many times to be able to count, will still be transfixed by the sight, feel and texture of her nipple and areola every single time he sees them. Being a man he will never tire of that which fascinates and arouses him. Much like a child that needs to reinforce learning by repetition, a man needs to feed his sense-and his sense of sight most of all-by gazing at that that he is attracted to over and over again.

This is why men are often tagged with the pejorative of objectifying women when in fact what is happening most times – or even on a first date – is that a man is locking into what he finds so alluring and enjoying in his partner, their lips, tits, ass, even another cock to the exclusion of all else. He immerses his sight and attention and enjoys the piece of pieces for what they are and not how they relate to their lover as a whole.

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Whether he is gay, bi or straight a man will never of his stimulants, and if they are visual they will end up being even more arresting.

This is why pleasing a man in bed really is so very easy. First of all, a man’s genitals exist outside his body, they are easier to stimulate by touch then a woman’s. But ad into the mix the way a man’s sight so easily leads him to spin his wheels over the same object or body part any man’s lover knows all they have to do is satisfy a man’s sense of obsessive sight, touch a man’s dick a time or two and he’ll be soon in orgasmic nirvana.

It’s not so much that the male mind is simpler then the feminine one. It’s not so much that women rely more on their emotions to fuel their libido, while a man can stick his cock into any warm hole. Men certainly can be less emotionally attached then women and their intimacy building often takes a different course, but for a man, being led by visual stimuli he has seen over and over again is a form of intimacy and the very best way for a man to be aroused.

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