Posts Tagged ‘Porn’

What Women Love About Bachelor Pads

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Feb 9 orgasm.com1You’ve worked your ass off to win over the girl at the bar who looks like the hottest porn star alive. She finally decides to head back to your place and the last thing you want is for her to see your manly digs and go home in disgust. To avoid this from ever happening, follow our guide to successful bachelor living and you will definitely begin to take notice how often she’s down to crash:

A spotless bathroom: This is one of those things men will never understand, but it is very important in a chick’s perception of you. Don’t ask why because we don’t either. Instead, grab some clorox and a sponge and clean every pub and shit infested corner.

A properly stocked fridge: When you bring a chick home, you should always be able to offer her something to drink. Keep a 6 pack, a bottle a vodka and always have cans of tonic or soda, along with cranberry juice. Also, a bottle of water is the perfect post fucking present.

A made bed: A made bed is a subconscious decision to sit or lay down on it. Therefore, men with made beds get laid more than those who avoid the 5 minutes to make theirs.

A comfortable couch: Having a comfortable place for her to chill is crucial and will determine the amount of time she will spend at your place. Sometimes sex doesn’t make it to the bedroom, so you will need a good enough substitution.

A mounted flat screen: A flat screen is well worth the long term investment. It helps create a cinematic feel for movie dates and a place for friends to enjoy Sunday’s games.

Photo albums and home videos: Women are all subconsciously into social status, therefore, photo’s of life experiences and good times are important in her selection process.

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Mounted art work: Every dude should have at least one fairly large canvas or framed piece of art mounted on his living room wall. It is also a testament to your character and proof to her that you’re in touch with good taste.

A wine rack: At first sight of a wine rack, females immediately imagine the romantic home cooked meals and the stay in nights that involve wine-drunk sex.

Extra sweats and PJs: The importance of comfort for a woman is huge.

Displayed music selection: Showcasing a dynamic range of records will prove your adaptability in different social circles, your willingness to try something new, and in a nut shell, who you are.

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Bad Sex Moves

Monday, February 7th, 2011

It’s tough to tell a man how to do something right, especially because the guys think they’re getting the chicks off when they actually aren’t! In a recent survey, females were sakes what separates “normal/good” sex from “mooned blowing” sex. Here’s what over 50 chicks said were the most common mistakes men make between the sheets:

Asking to have sex: asking a girl to have sex is like asking your mother if you can have a girl over at your own apartment. When you ask, you immediately show a lack of confidence and control. Instead, work her up with basic touching and kissing. She will stop you if she doesn’t want sex.

Giving her a hickey: She’s guaranteed to feel like a cheap hooker sporting her new temporary sex tattoo the next day at the office. Only the inexperienced leave hickeys. Avoid this by going mouth wide around her neck and working in your tongue. Slowly close your lips until your kissing it.

Not going down on her: You simply aren’t a man if you don’t go down on your lady. The majority of female orgasms are orally induced and for chicks, unforgettable sex includes great oral sex.

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Rushing through foreplay: Sex is like an epic movie, it’s best when you have the proper build up of tension leading to a climactic explosion. By skipping foreplay, you limit your chance of creating an Oscar worthy performance. You need to slow the fuck down, she isn’t going anywhere. You should spend at least 10 minutes teasing her and building her up.

Not having a condom in arms reach: You’ve done it right with the foreplay and now she is begging for it, but instead, you’re scuffling around on the floor like a dog looking for a condom. Every second that passes is another second her excitement fizzles out. If you’re at your place, have condoms stashed between your mattress. If you’re at her place, have one in your back pocket.

Fucking like a rabbit: Maybe once or twice it’s natural to get carried away after a night of one too many tequila shots and you need to jack hammer to finish, but, other than that, it’s a rookie move. Start slow and actually allow her to feel what’s going on. Increase speed intervals every 20 seconds or so.

Not switching positions: By moving in and out of positions, she will remember your sex as action packed and wild. After a minute or so in any position, gauge how she is reacting. If she’s into it, continue, if she’s not, move on.

Being too quiet: Silence is a sure sign well, sex is boring. Although she doesn’t want you shouting like a German porn star, she wants validation through your vocal involvement. Mix in some moans, groans, and deep breathing. Whisper in her ear and let her know that you’ve been thinking about fucking her since she arrived.

Asking where to cum: She’s no idiot. If you ask her where you should finish, it is a sure indication you are hoping she’s beg for a cum facial. However, the majority of women don’t find your semen as delightful as you think. Finish in your condom or on her stomach.

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Corset Training

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

Corsets are very beautiful and scream porn, but they can also be very functional and serious garments that are capable of modifying a person’s body, and have become a popular fetish. It is appropriate to say “a person’s body”, because body modification by corset training works on both men and women, and men are starting to enjoy the sleek silhouette that a corset can provide.

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If a person is considering corset training, the first thing to know is that the lingerie corsets found in most stores are not the appropriate corsets for corset training. They are usually made of a flimsy fabric and contain plastic boning, which will bend as the person moves and will probably break pretty quickly. The correct corset for corset training will have a metal busk, metal boning and will be lined with a material called coutil, which is an extremely stiff cotton fabric. The combination of the metal busk, the metal boning and the coutil provide the rigidity the corset needs to provide figure control to the wearer. Good quality corsets will include a combination of rigid steel boning and spiral boning that is flexible which is necessary as the corset gets tightened over time. The outside material of the corset can be nearly anything, but in custom made corsets they tend to be a heavy satin or brocade material that looks and feels very luxurious.

To do corset training, a corset should be approximately four to six inches smaller than the person’s waist. Tight lacing should not be attempted right away, as it will be extremely uncomfortable. Tightening is a gradual process that requires patience. The wearer needs to get used to wearing a corset. Corset training requires that the person wear the corset 23 hours a day every day. When first starting, the corset should be pulled so that it takes no more than two inches off the wearer’s waist. This is comfortable and will allow the wearer to grow accustomed to the restrictive nature of the corset. Each week, the corset can get pulled a little tighter to reduce the waist even more. The wearer of the corset will find that their posture is greatly improved and that their waist begins to retain its smaller size, even when the corset is removed.

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Sex in the Gaming World

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Microsoft has just introduced their Kinect game for people who don’t get enough pleasure from just downloading porn like everyday common folk! Now the user is able to manipulate a disembodied digital reproduction of a hand and run it over digital representations of various buxom woman, in affect feeling-up the avatar as she rolls her hips on a what is really simply a cartoon couch in her cartoon world moaning in a her cartoon voice.

This is the next step in sex gaming according to the computer software giant.

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Though hand amputee fetishists might find masturbatory pleasure with the Kinect, seeing as how a multimillion dollar porn industry is now a major presence on the web and men are locked in little cubicles all day working on the greatest and latest ways to get off with technology, it’s disappointing to say the least how unsexy the Kinect is. Certainly concessions must be made for this fledgling beta release and indeed full body interaction is promised in the future but even with what programmers call teledildonics, how real can this digital fucking ever get?

It might just be that we need to separate the gaming world, digital reproductions and even possible real time interfacing from our sex lives once and for all. When it comes to cock meeting pussy, mouth meeting tits or an old-fashioned gang-bang programmers and laymen alike might be chasing a dream that is impossible; to recreate all the wonderful varieties of sex in the digital realm. It might be foolhardy to try and make our games and digital life real and it might be dangerous to do so, even if the effort fails.

What is already happening is that men and women are substituting real life interactions, social outings, dating and certainly a sex life for what they find on-line. It is certainly easier to deal with people across a chat room, interact with a large group and even keep one’s identity anonymous, but is it better for us in the long run? Do we limit that our human-ness by only presenting a digital representation of ourselves, even when we’re only sexting? As we adapt our surroundings to meet our needs might we surround ourselves so expertly we stifle ourselves? Will we over time come to think that watching cam girls on line, chatting and masturbating, hooking up our private parts to some sort of device that will represent those parts in digital space is real or better sex then tickling someone’s skin, sipping coffee across from a date or feeling what a honest-to-goodness real blow-job is like?

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Stadium Sex At Its Best

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Stadium sex.You’ve seen it in porn time and time again but the odds of putting it into practice are often easier said than done. Not only is it risky, but getting caught would involve public humiliation and a night in prison. However, I’d still encourage you to try it. If you look at it from the bright side, getting caught could result in massive displays of encouragement, and spending the night in a cell for having sex in public would make for a funny story in the future. Here, I’ll highlight some of the wildest cases of stadium sex. Perhaps they will inspire you to go out there and try it out for yourself.

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1. Upper Section Sex – This particular instance has been making the internet rounds for quite awhile. Somewhere in the good ol’ US of A, a couple decided it would be a good idea to get it on in the upper-section bleachers of a baseball game. By “discretely” sitting on her partners lap, the couple would take occasional pauses from all the bouncing to check for spectators. Little did they know they were being filmed all along. Probably one of the best instances of free porn I have ever seen.

2. Bathroom Stall Sex – A couple of Dallas Cowboys fans decided to bone in the stadium’s Hall of Fame section – in the bathroom stalls. After getting a little too carried away in the moment, little did they know that they were being filmed by dozens of fellow sports enthusiasts who were snickering outside of their bathroom stall. Upon leaving the bathroom, they were warmly greeted by hundreds of cheers from the crowd and cries such as “see you on YouTube!”.

3. Grand Stand Sex – Similar to the Upper Section sex story, a couple was caught engaging in a little foul play when a voyeur took a shot of a woman masturbating with her panties down to about mid-thigh – all while making out with her boyfriend. Seriously, do these people really think they’re not going to get caught? Everyone has a camera phone people!

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Get Her To Have Dirty Sex

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

We all know that guys have dirty minds that are frequently occupied with sexual ideas that would freak out the average woman. Of course we all want our women to be on the same wave length, but that is not always the case. In order to determine if the girl you’re with is open to experimenting with dirty sex, start off by testing the waters with a few questions on the more innocent side of the spectrum. These questions will get her to open up and start sharing some intimate details of her sexual personality with you (anal anyone?). Here are some suggestions to help you get her to have dirty sex:

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Tell her about your fantasies: If you get the feeling that she’ll be receptive about making it dirtier by revealing some of your secret fantasies, then reveal away. Hopefully she will share some inner thoughts in return, and when she does, make sure you show plenty enthusiasm for her ideas if you want to get her to have dirty sex. It is important to keep it in the realm of fantasy, so don’t start telling her about dirty sex you’ve had in the past.

Make it new for both of you: Approach the dirty experiment like it’s new for the both of you. Think of something you’ve never tried before and suggest that you try it together. If she knows you’re starting out on a level playing field, she’ll be more likely to let her inhibitions go and get wild.

Play a sex game: Talking about it is a lot easier than actually introducing the nastiness into your sex life. A sex game might be just the right thing to get you started. You could either check out a sex shop or you could use your imagination and make up your own game together at home. If all else fails, you can always flu back on the old standard of Truth or Dare.

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Watch porn: Get each other in the mood by watching porn. Even if she is not normally into it, she may be open to incorporating a video or two.

Initiate: You are probably going to have to be the one to make the first move. It’s not likely she will start things off herself, s start talking dirty, set the mood, and hopefully she will follow your lead.

She may surprise: For most women, revealing their private thoughts may be difficult. Once you get her comfortable talking about it, disclose some of your own secrets, gather some inspiriting and try new things. You may be surprised to find out that your girl is more of a freak then you would have guessed!

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The Best Of Sex In January

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2011

After barely stepping into a new year, we already find ourselves in February. Yes, time flies and we must now deal with the much-dreaded Valetine’s Day. However, let’s take a moment to look back into the previous month and dwell upon some pointless sex related content that January oh-so-kindly provided us with. From of-the-moment porn flicks to DIY dildos, Orgasm has got you covered.

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1. Trucker Pornos – It’s pretty safe to say that the porn industry is quickly running out of ideas. And what better way to make that loud and clear than by releasing a film titled ‘Flying Pink Pig’? Inspired by a Meals-On-Wheels truck, the film will feature heavy-hitters like Sunny Lane and Erica McClean. Watch this space for an in-depth review.

2. Made To Pleasures – A company titled Made To Pleasures is now providing its customers with the chance of building their own dildo. Choose from length, girth, ribbed or non-ribbed. The possibilities are endless.

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3. Agent Provocateur Lingerie – Leave it up to Agent Provocateur to design lingerie that will leave any man drooling on first sight. In their latest efforts,Provocateur has developed a bra and panties that are attached to each other via a midriff band. Not only does the bra feature nipple covers, but the belly band adds a certain je ne sais quoi that I can’t stop looking at.

4. Axe Portugal Rules – Axe, better-known as THE mens deodorant brand (with Old Spice quickly catching up) is offering a nifty little feature on its Portuguese website. Featuring dozens of up-close and personal shots of a semi-naked model, you can browse through her curves in a way that will make you feel as if you were really there. About as close to free porn as you’ll get without having to resort to the real deal.

5. The 3DD Breast Book – For those who can’t seem to get enough of tits in all shapes and sizes, 3DD is for you. By brilliantly combining breasts with 3D technology, you can now spend hours of your day looking at hundreds of different boobs with your nerdy 3D glasses on. A sure-fire way of impressing the ladies.

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What I Learned From A NYC Madame

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

When it comes to the subject of escorts, things tend to remain quite mum. Despite it being considered as one of the oldest professions in the world, it is still highly illegal in most countries and talking about it would place most people in a sticky situation. With porn being legal and highly popular, it certainly makes people wonder why prostitutes are cast at the very bottom of the ‘sex chain’. If you ask me, both professions involve fucking for money. Ranting aside, I recently read an interview with one of the most famous New York-based madams. Below, I’ll cover a few little known facts about what really goes on behind the scenes. You’ll be surprise with the nature of the beast.

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1. Location, Location – When asked about the most popular districts for finding whores, Madam X (her real name preserved for obvious reasons) revealed that Midtown and Murray Hill still remain as the most popular. Other up-and-coming areas include SoHo, Chinatown, Greenwich Village and the Lower East Side. The conclusion being that you’ll find yourself short of options where call girls are concerned.

2. Enhancements Pay Off – For those who claim that getting your tits filled with silicone is nothing but a waste of time and money, Madame X claimed that prostitutes who opt for plastic surgery are actually capable of making up to 50% more money than their flat-chested counterparts.

3. Orgies & Threesomes Will Cost YouIf you’re into orgies and a threesome every now and then, know that it will cot you extra. How much more you ask? Anywhere from $200 to $750. And that’s per girl. Lesbian action will probably cost a couple hundred more.

4. Phone Of Choice – Think whores are still using pre-paid android phones? Think again. A recent study showed that 70% of them use a Blackberry while 19% are into Apple’s iPhone. I’ll assume it’s because of the fact that most ass seeking businessmen are making good use of their companies Blackberrys.

5. Going Through An Agency Pans Out - A self-employed slut will make an average of $150 and pocket it all to herself. Having a Madame on the other hand will land you will about 60% of the average $350. Get thee an “agent” girl!

Real Life Sex Addicts

Monday, January 31st, 2011

After the whole Tiger Woods spectacle, the term ‘sex addict’ became as banal as catching the common cold. A man accused of cheating on his wife, was no longer just committing infidelity, he had a psychological condition that was thought to be as menacing to society as a full-fledged criminal. Lock him up in rehab and hide the women!

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Jokes aside, the concept of sexual addiction is still up in the air. While some psychologists are firm believers in the possibility of being addicted to sex, others see it as complete and utter rubbish. After all, if watching porn and cheating on your wife was indicative of a psychological disorder, 80% of men would living in a mental asylum.

Given the fact that I know plenty of self-professed perverts, I figured I’d ask them if they would consider themselves to be sex addicts. If there was anyone who would be honest about it, it would be them. Read on for some of my findings.

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On why he could be classified as a sex addict: “I’ll confess to having thrown the occasional golden shower party around town. What you call “gross” I call “hot”, so sue me. As for needing to sex all the time, let’s just say that if I go without it for more than two days I become borderline suicidal. Shit, do I have to to go to rehab now?”

Tina, 24

On why I think she’s a sex addict: “Give me a break. Just because I’ve fucked a few strangers after having just met them at the bar that doesn’t mean I’m a sex addict. So what if I like outdoor sex? Now that think of it though, I do think about sex pretty much all day, every day. But who doesn’t? Right? That’s not porn star proportions

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On how many sex partners he’s had in the past six months: “Hmm, I’m not sure to be honest. I’d say around 30? Is that bad? I do use protection every single time. I just get bored really easily. I can’t help it. Go ahead and call me a sex addict.”

Senior-Citizen Brothels

Sunday, January 30th, 2011

As an approach that goes hand in hand with the recent rise in popularity of ‘old people porn’, Germany has taken a bold stance in favor of prostitution catering specifically to senior citizens. As off-putting as it may sound, the elder still need something to look forward to; and what better treat than good old fashioned sex?

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The initiative stems from one of Germany’s biggest luxury brothels, Artemis’. Their Berlin based “wellness center” in Charlottenburg will now feature senior-citizen friendly amenities like shower seats and larger changing rooms for those who use wheelchairs. There’s nothing like fucking a hooker with a side of conscience.

One of Artemis’ spokespeople recently spoke to Berlin’s Tagesspiegel newspaper in order to further publicize their efforts in catering towards the elderly. He boasted their “helpful personnel”, staff members who were specifically trained to help older customers and encourage a positive experience. He added, “It is important for us to show that Artemis is properly equipped for these clients”.

This trend is only bound to spread throughout the rest of the country. Given that prostitution became fully legal back in 2002, over 150,000 sex workers are now officially registered with the government. This means that despite having to pay taxes, they are now given full welfare benefits, including health care. Despite that, it is estimated that over 250,000 call girls remain on the black market. I guess they really don’t want to have to pay their taxes.

According to Stephanie Klee, a “veteran” call girl, prostitution is now so common-place that they are becoming more specialized than ever. In fact, some retirement homes have even started to offer these types of services on the side – what a way to die old and happy.

Statistics show that approximately 20% of Germany’s 82 million population consists of senior citizens. Given their increasingly low birth rates, it’s clear to see that in a country where everyone keeps getting older, all services should be catering to the elderly, not just prostitution.

Expect to see senior-citizen specialized services springing up just about anywhere. From the sex toy industry to an increase in elderly porn. Where there’s demand, there’s profit. And the sex industry knows that all too well.

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