The reviews I have seen already are just ridiculous. Seriously, you’d think we were talking about “The Godfather.” Don’t believe me? Here’s a sampling:

Writes Chris Sims on his Comics Alliance website: “For one thing, considering how good the costumes are and how new that footage of the Batmobile looks, this might be the first pornographic parody that actually has higher production values than the source material.”

Mike “The Birdman” Dodd of This Week In Geek said the movie is “Fantastic! I haven’t been entertained like this in a really long time. You nailed everything! It’s the coolest porn in the history of mankind.”

And, the créme de la créme: Paul Fishbein, who reviewed the actual movie on AVN’s site, gave it five A’s, his highest rating, and wrote: “Extremely well directed, “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” never forgets that it’s a sex movie, but it just looks and feels so much like the original that it really works on all levels. This is a can’t-miss hit that should play for years to come on broadcast and VOD platforms and break some DVD sales records as well.”

So run out and get it today. Maybe I’ll see you at The Hustler Store, Hollywood.

“The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world’s most popular comic heroes,” said Steven Hirsch, Founder/Co-chairman of Vivid. “Axel already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”, an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it.”

“I honestly couldn’t be more excited,” said Braun. “Working with Vivid is an incredible experience, and with this new imprint I’ll have all the creative latitude to deliver quality productions that will appeal to the huge fan base that exists for these iconic figures.”

As an outsider looking in it would seem that the relationship between Braun and Vivid is a good one. This coming a mere week after the trailer for Batman XXX, parodying the 1960′s campy televisision show, hit the interwebs making it the most watched viral online today. As an aside, I must say that the trailer is amazing. I know it doesn’t mean much since you know I’m already a Batman lunatic, but I’m really looking forward to trying, and probably ultimately failing, to talk my wife into watching it.

But you and I are not allowed!

That’s right, cast, crew, industry talent and professionals only for the red carpet event being held and an undisclosed location.

Confirmed to attend are the movie’s stars and respective Bluebird contract girl and owner Natasha Marley and Paul Chaplin, along with director Nicholas Steele and additional cast member and Bluebird gal Madelyn Marie, plus many more.

I could probably get on the list if I really wanted to…but I’m not sure my tux is clean after that fiasco at the Grammys. I’m just excited about a 20′s themed porn based on the lives of Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway.

Look for a release date soon from Bluebird Films!

It was apparently Ron Jeremy who thought it would be a kick to surprise the cast and crew of X-Play / LFP Video’s “Not Married With Children XXX part 2,” directed by Will Ryder. And so surprise them he did by bringing one of the original series’ beloved actors, David Faustino, to the set.

”It was like time stood still for a few seconds when I saw him staring at the carnage that we were creating and I wasn’t sure how he would view our porn parody version of his great TV show,” Ryder remarked. ”I mean we had a three hundred pound woman giving our Bud a naked massage.”

After the initial shock, Faustino was all smiles as he toured the set chatting with various cast members including Kagney Linn Karter who plays Kelly Bundy (there’s a joke to be made here but I’m not sure which one is less appropriate) and was amazed that things looked pretty much like the original set back in the day.

”I thought it would be fun to bring him onto the set,” stated porn legend Ron Jeremy who is a friend of Faustino’s. ”David didn’t want to make a cameo or be a part of the behind the scenes footage because he has a life but he was curious about what this porn parody craze was all about and what better way than showing him a spoof of his own damn TV show.”

In the porn version, the Bundy family goes wild after winning $1,000,000 in the Illinois State Lottery. But when Al, Peg, Kelly and Bud are accused of fraud; fast money, wild times, dirty blowjobs & hardcore sex go flying out the window before Kelly Bundy bangs the lottery official saving the family from financial ruin in what could be one of the most entertaining sequels in porn parody history.

Critics are already saying that this sequel is even better than the first “Not Married with Children XXX” movie.

Bluebird Films is rushing to finish and release their own Batman parody titled “Bat Fucks: Dark Night,” with a trailer currently available, and a release slated for September 2010. This promises to be the most expensive and largest scale production the company has ever mounted. It stars Nick Manning as Batman and studio contract girl Madelyn Marie as Catwoman, with frequent Bluebird director Paul Chaplin (who also wrote and produced the movie) assuming the flamboyant role of The Joker. This, of course, is taking the path of parodying the monstrously successful “The Dark Knight,” with Christian Bale and Heath Ledger. Any fan of the mainstream franchise knows that Ledger’s performance cannot be touched and so my hat is off to Chaplin for taking a stabby stab at it. A new AVN category should be created for “most over the top character EVER” this year.

On the other hand, arguably pornodom’s reigning kings (whether you like it or not) Vivid Entertainment is getting ready to inflict great Batpain on the world with its own “Batman XXX: a Porn Parody.” This is director Axel Braun’s lustchild and will complete the first installment of his four parody deal with Vivid. Now, I don’t have a whole lot of information of this one, EXCEPT to say that its story line will likely parody the old campy 60′s TV – Adam West Batman that I grew up with (this statement has not been verified but the box cover does indeed show a 60′s era Batman). This pleases me greatly as I will probably not have a problem separating the two whatsoever and will enjoy both with great fervor.

While Bat Fucks looks as though it will stick with the one villain; ala TDK, a hint as to what BXXX will offer, in regards to baddies and staples alike, can be gleaned from the disclaimer at the end of its press release: “DISCLAIMER: Batman XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Batman®, Robin®, Batman & Robin®, Catwoman®, The Riddler®, Batgirl®, and The Joker® are registered trademarks of DC Comics, a General Partnership, composed of Warner Communications Inc. and E.C. Publications, Inc.”

HOLY GAMBIT BATMAN!

“Bat Fucks” also stars Jenny Hendrix, Isis Love, Mason Moore, Madison Fox, Brooke Banner, Dylan Ryder, Jazy Berlin, Yurizan Beltran, Brynn Tyler and Nika Noir, while “Batman XXX” is still a mystery.

One thing is for certain however, TDK didn’t have a “batpole” in it.

Seems like every time I turn around there’s another parody begging for my attention. It’s as annoying as Hollywood remaking all the movies I love, and stupid bands covering all my favorite songs. With lots of sex added of course.

However, upon researching I discovered that the only other porn interpretation of the classic tale of a girl who wanders behind her looking glass, was made in 1976. Also called “Alice in Wonderland” the Caballero Home Video starred Kristine DeBell and Alan Novak, and was directed by the legendary Bud Townsend.

It’s been quite awhile since porn attempted an adaptation so I think I can allow this to be the last XXX parody that doesn’t bother me.

The sexcapade follows fan favorite Sunny Lane as Alice through her adventure in Wonderland as she and her friends try to gain access to “The Hole” – Wonderland’s most popular nightclub. Along the way Alice is met by many of the classic characters including The Mad Hatter (played by AVN award-winner Evan Stone), The Queen of Hearts (April Flores), The White Rabbit (Andy San Dimas), The Mouse (Katie St. Ives), The Caterpillar (Otto Bauer), Dweedle Dum (Aiden Starr) and many more.

It’s directed by Erica McLean, who was nominated this year for six AVN awards for “Hardcore Circus,” and Carlos Batts, who was nominated for Best Director-Non-Feature for his work on “Voluptuous Biker Babes.”

Look for it from Cheeky Monkey productions distributed by Metro Content.