While the idea sounds great, is it at all even necessary? The most commonly-held opinion on average penis length by scientists suggests that a flaccid penis is going to be 1-4 inches in length and 5-7 when erect. Of course there are many reasons why you would like to have a bigger penis, but it is worth the trouble?

This is not a new idea, for the record. Ancient history has shown a wide range of men trying to increase their penis size through all kinds of methods, whether it is using weights or allowing poisonous snakes to bite them in an attempt for them to get enlarged in the process. Thankfully science has moved on since then, but are any of the methods worth the cost? In terms of surgery today, there are several main operations that all come with risks and often very little in terms of rewards. The ‘skin flap’ surgery basically takes skin from your abdomen and adds it to the penis’ base, with the idea that more of the shaft will then be visible coming out of the body. Another procedure cuts the suspensory ligament of the penis and then weighs down the penis to pull it further away, increasing the length’s appearance. One of the more ‘simpler’ procedures performs liposuction on the pubic area, which, in theory, takes away fat from the area and therefore makes the penis seem longer as a result. These are just a few of the procedures available, though none are performed in massive numbers and, as with any surgery, the side effects can be quite severe. It’s important to note in all of these situations, the typical growth is only a few centimeters on average, not the several extra inches many of the products on the market today claim to add. What about the width, you ask? The most common procedures involve injecting fat into the shaft to increase the width but can often leave the penis looking lumpy or uneven, which is hardly the most aesthetically-pleasing member imaginable.

What about hormones, you say? The bad news is the hormone treatments available are not for people who fall within an average range of penis size. So if you’re just wanting to add some length for you (or your partner) you’re going to be out of luck here. The hormones are used when people have a medical condition called a micropenis. While this might make for a great slam to a friend next time you’re in an argument, it’s a genuine medical condition that is generally treated through hormone injections in young children with the problem. There’s a medical reason for the age treated too: Studies revealed that the hormones work significantly better with children that are prepubescent.

And there are a wide range of products and procedures with little-to-no science behind them. Among the more popular ideas are ligament stretching exercises or ‘jelqin’, which are both methods of attempting to increase the size through rubbing and tugging on your penis, but not in the way you likely would be doing when visiting orgasm.com. As for adding weights to the penis at home? Very little supports that this method would work and odds are you’ll be more likely to end up in the ER than with a 12-inch member.

One of the main types of products you’re bound to see advertised (even if that’s not what it seems like the product would be) is in effect a penis pump. What exactly does this involve? We’ve all see jokes about them in the movies, but would they work? Basically, scientific studies suggest that pumping up the penis is way more effective as an impotence treatment rather than as a penis enlargement. There is a bit of diverse data when it comes to penis pumps though. A study concerning the use of pumps for Peyronie’s disease, which is related to the connective tissues of the penis, did show a general increase in penis length over a three-month time period.

What does this all add up to? Essentially, not very much. Scientists suggest you are unlikely to have success with any of the products available on the market, and if you do, it might be a lot less of an increase than you hoped for. Worth the time and (often significant) cost? That’s for you to decide.

The Man With Double Dicks – No, I’m not making this up. Back in 1863, a man by the name of Juan Baptista dos Santos was born with two penises. But that’s not all. Suffering from diphallia, he also came equipped with three scrotums, and a third leg – which extended from the same area. In fact, his third leg had eight toes and two heels. Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “package”, Santos’ penises were also fully functional. He could pee from either and get double erections if necessary. How’s that for a visual?

The Ten Year Erection – Charles Chick Lennon, a 68 year-old man had a ten year-old erection after a penile implant surgery went terribly wrong. But that didn’t mean it was all fun, games and orgasms. Unable to do everyday activities such as riding a bike, wearing fitted trousers or swimming, Lennon became a recluse and eventually sued the doctor who messed up his penis. As a result, he won $400,000.

The Man Who Split His Penis In Two – Carl Carrol became something of a legend after infamously splitting his dick in two. And this was before the age of body modification. After being questioned over his outrageous act, he had this to say: “My decision to surgically remodel my genitals was deliberate, of deep satisfaction to me, highly exciting, sexually adventurous, and erotically exhilarating”. I guess there’s someone for everything.

The Penis Blob – Mark, a former male gigolo, found himself lacking in the girth department. His solution? Injecting saline into his penis and scrotum until he found himself with a 24 inch dong. He now refers to his dick as “The Blob”. I sense a horror/porno flick stemming out of this one.

1. Bring A Friend – If the thought of being caught alone in a sex shop makes you panic, consider bringing your partner or a friend. Sex shops can often be a lot of fun when you have someone else to talk to. Plus, you’ll be sure to get quite a few laughs at things like penis pumps and butt plugs (unless that’s what your there for). Bringing your partner is also a great way of getting to know their likes and dislikes in the sack.

2. Pick A Safe Spot – Sex shops can often be located in some of the seediest parts of town. Alternately, your local vibrator supply store could be a little too close to your workplace – making you avoid it at all costs. In order to ensure that your shopping trip is a comfortable one, scope out the ones that are a little easier to access while being safe from crooks and co-workers alike.

3. Do Your Research – Before making any purchases, do your fair share of research. Whether it be online or with friends, know what you’re getting yourself into before spending over $100 on a vibrator. Many websites offer hundreds of reviews on a variety of different products.

4. Consider Shopping Online – If you simply refuse to go to a sex shop, consider shopping online instead. With hundreds of online based sex shops based in a variety of countries, you can easily (and discreetly) shop within the comfort of your own home. And for those who live in Alabama, sex shop Pleasures now offers a convenient drive-thru service.

5. Enjoy Yourself – The most important aspect of shopping for sex toys is to just have fun with it. After all, they’re called ‘sex toys’ for a reason. Learn to laugh at yourself and enjoy exploring all of your options as you scour the shops. You’ll be glad you did.

“Oh good Tommy, good,” the smiling lady said looking up. “Come in, sit sit,” she said standing and walking to her classroom door to close it behind her thin high rump.

“Let’s see if we might address what’s been distracting you this week.”

“I uh, well, I don’t know exactly where to, I mean…”

“How am I going to help you if you don’t tell me what your problem is,” the teacher said taking a seat across from her student and leaning in to pat his hand. “I didn’t ask you to stay after school as a detention, I really would like to know what’s got you so, well, so not you this past week.”

“Well,” Tommy stammered, looking down. “You know, well, girl trouble I guess.”

“You’re dating Cheryl Raints, right? Lovely girl, very bright,” Miss Parsons said and Tommy finally looked up.

“Well, yeah, Cheryl, right.”

“Is this an intimate problem Tommy?”

Once again Tommy looked to his sneakers.

“Tommy,” his teacher said and he looked up again at that slightly scolding tone he had grown to know so well. “Please, there is nothing new under the sun here. I have been teaching a long time you know.”

“You know,” Tommy tried, “she doesn’t want to, well she does but she’s…”

“Cheryl thinks she’s too young, and isn’t ready for sex?”

“Uh, no, not exactly. She wants to all right, but well, she thinks I’m too big.”

Miss Parsons smiled at the embarrassed boy and sat back.

“Well Tommy, young girls, even the most popular young girls, are inexperienced.”

“She says I’m a freak, Miss Parsons,” Tommy suddenly blurted. “I am coming to thing no girls is ever gonna let me…” “Nonsense young man, I’m quite sure that you are a normal young man who is letting the ravings of an inexperienced young girl get the better of him,” his teacher countered.
Tommy simply looked down again.

“Tommy,” Miss Parsons said standing then. “I’m going to prove to you that Cheryl is simply inexperienced, that you are perfectly normal, not a freak as she says.”

“Stand up and show me your penis,” she said.

Tommy turned six shades of red and started to wiggle, but Miss Parsons quickly cut him off. ”Tommy please, now?” Miss Parsons said reached over and tapped his wrist as she did to all her students when she wanted to get their attention.

Tommy stood slowly fixing his teacher with his gaze.

“Let’s get this over with so you can go home, and I can go back to correcting my papers.” Like a zombie Tommy moved, unbuckling his pants, unzipping his fly. Miss Parsons stood still the entire time, her thin lips set, her little green eyes staring at his. Finally reaching into his already tenting briefs, Tommy pulled his thick cock free and it began to grow in his hand as his teacher finally, slowly, inquisitively looked down.

The short teacher actually began to tap her foot as she assessed the hardening cock before her…but the tapping soon stopped.

“Um…well,” Tommy’s teacher said getting a real good look.

Tommy was right, his cock was huge!

“See, too big right?” Tommy said manipulating his log to fullness.

“Well, to tell you the truth,” Miss Parsons said, feeling her pussy flood and a blush come to her face.

“You do have a beautiful penis,” she sighed continuing. “Yes, it is rather large, but most women would adore having their vaginas filled with such a huge erection.”

“Miss Parsons’ you’re just saying that to make me feel better. No one wants me, or ever will.” ”Oh, Tommy, you’re so wrong,” his teacher said and sat back on her chair. “Look.”

With this the lady lifted her short skirt, rolled her pantyhose down, and pulled her panty low to show Tommy her hairy cunt. Spreading her thick thighs wide, Miss Parson’s scooted to the edge of the low wooden chair and ran a finger between her fat lips.

“See how wet I am?” she said as Tommy stood there, one hand on his raging hard-on, rocking up on his toes as he looked down at his English teacher exposing herself to him.

“Get down here and see,” the lady added and Tommy did just that, knelt in front of his teacher.

The smell of the lady’s pussy, the fact that he was so close to a pussy and a pretty, wet one at that, made the boy swoon.

“You should taste it and see,” Miss Parsons said Tommy lean in and did just that. His mouth on Miss Parson’s hairy snatch he stuck his tongue through her fur and licked her thick sweet lips.
“Now tomorrow after class you can fuck me with that, Miss Parsons instructed. “But for now…”

Tommy knew the promise of more of this woman’s pussy would certainly keep him paying attention as she pushed his face even deeper into his teacher’s hot vagina.

1. Trojan – Perhaps best known for their “Magnum” size, Trojan is now offering other varieties that are sure to keep things interesting in the bedroom. Their new Fire and Ice condoms come with a lubricant that actually adjusts to a variety of different body temperatures. Since the lubricant is located on both sides of the condom, the “tingling sensation” can be felt by both partners. Talk about a win-win situation.

2. Durex – One of Durex’s selling features are it’s deliciously flavored lubricants. So if blow job’s are your thing, the cherry and tropical flavors will be sure to delight your senses. Durex’s Sensi-thin condoms are another great option. Boasting the title of the “thinest condoms on the market”, these rubbers are still just as sturdy as their counterparts. Their Pleasuremax condoms are also great for women, due to their strategically placed ribs and ‘pleasure dots’ – which enhances the pleasure of both partners.

3. Life Styles – Lifestyle condoms have taken the cake in the sensitivity department. Their Skyn rubbers are made of polyisoprene (as opposed to latex) – which better contours the penis and features a similar coloring to the real thing. Though this is not exactly condom-related, the company also markets a so called ‘vibrating ring’, which wraps around the base of the penis ensuring heightened orgasms for the ladies.

1. Succumbing To Your Gagging Impulses – Despite what free porn videos depict, gagging during a blow job is less than attractive. Not only does it make it seem as if you can’t take the heat, but we can’t help but worry that you might just easily puke all over our junk. Not a pretty sight. If you’re a newbie, don’t try to take it in all in at once. Ease your way into it and be aware of your boundaries.

2. Ignoring His Jewels – I understand that balls are not exactly the most attractive thing in the world, but don’t underestimate just how important they are when performing a blowjob. Now, don’t think that you can toss them around like a pair of golf balls. Being gentle is key.

3. Vary The Pressure – When it comes to felattio, slow and steady does not win the race. Play around with different pressures and speeds in order to keep things interesting. Try taking things slow if he’s on the verge of an orgasm and he’ll be begging you for more.

4. Using Your Teeth – While being too gentle is not a good thing, don’t resort to using your teeth when trying to play rough. Not only do you run the risk of cutting through his skin, but he will never want you to go down on him again. You might as well be wearing braces.

5. Acting Like You Can’t Be Bothered – If you don’t feel like giving head, don’t even try. Nothing is more of a turnoff than a girl who looks bored with a penis in her mouth. To make him feel like a king, show him that you’re loving every minute by touching other parts of his body and looking into his eyes every once in awhile.

1. Mention Your Family – “Daddy” name-calling aside, bringing up your relatives in the middle of sex is disturbing – to say the very least. Why provide your partner with such a familiar mental picture in the middle of something so private and sexual?

2. Bring Up Your Ex – Perhaps the most common sex-related faux pas, bringing up your ex’s name will get you into a lot more trouble than you think. If you slip up and end up murmuring “John” without realizing it, denial is your best bet.

3. Call Attention To A Medical Condition – Whether you’ve previously contracted an STI or you have a extra toe, it’s never a good idea to bring those up mid-sex. Your partner might just get up and leave, never to be seen again.

4. Anything Involving The Word “Gross” – Sex is not always a pretty sight. When it comes to the naked human body, all sorts of factors could come into play. Sweat, excess hair, and peculiar noises are not necessarily pleasant, but they are certainly common. With that said, if for any reason you utter the word “gross”, consider the spark over and done with.

5. Use Pet Names For Your Penis – At the end of the day, a penis is a penis. Don’t try to impress your significant-other by calling it a shlong, a ding-dong or even worse, give it a personal name like ‘Kyle’. You’re just asking her to share this story with her friends and ensuring that she never sleeps with you again. In which case, bring on the free porn!

1. The Thumb – This teeny weeny penis may be small, but its owner will most certainly try to make up for it. His lack of girth will make him take extra steps in pleasing you; so consider investing more of your time in foreplay. Another pro? No lubrication required.

2. The Hook – This unusual pecker is actually more common than you might think. With its characteristic and unexpected sharp turn, its hook shape can actually work wonders for hitting ‘the spot’ – regardless of the direction its facing.

3. The Garden Hose – While still lurking in its natural habitat, ‘the garden hose’ may seem like a standard penis. Once it comes out to play however, it has the capacity to make you gasp in horror upon discovering just how long it really is. The good side is that you won’t have to worry about it not reaching your ‘standards’. The bad side? Certain positions could be more painful than pleasurable.

4. The Washington Monument – Much like the classic tourist hotspot, this penis is wide at the base and tapers to a point. The best part? It only gets better and better as you go along. In this case, the deeper the better.

5. The Trunk – Similar in size to some of your favorite free porn stars – of the male variety, of course – this penis is the biggest of its kind. Long and wide enough to scare just about any sexual partner, it will provide you with sufficient bragging rights to keep them coming back for more.

Alan snickered while he fine-tuned the monitor receiving a live feed from the guest bedroom. Just then, Jackie, Steve’s wife, came into the picture and began removing her clothing to get ready for a shower. Alan gave out a low whistle and said: ”Wow, Dee, look at her body!”

Before Dina could answer, Steve also appeared on the screen, naked, coming up behind his wife, he cupped her ripe breasts in his hands. The couple kissed then Steve moved to the side of his wife.

“Wow,” Dina whispered, “he is big.”

“We got to get as naked as them,” Alan said and Dina fell out of her robe while her husband wrangled his shorts down over his throbbing cock and balls.

“What turns you on more, me or them?” Dina asked as she scooted her cute little ass up across their bed. “You gotta watch them while you do me?”

Alan didn’t answer, he simply dove at his wife and began to suckle her big right tit.

Both couples entwined: Alan was not even looking at Dina, simply pushing his face as deep into her powdery bosom as he could; Steve was kneeling in front of Jackie, his face up in her crotch as Jackie played with his hair and bucked into his face fucking.

“Don’t wanna watch them anymore?” Dina said as Alan licked and suckled. She managed her hand down his tight belly, grabbed his thick seven inches and pulled her man closer to her heated dewy spot as she spread her legs.

“Don’t want me to see Steve’s big cock?”

With this Alan felt such an urge to plow his wife that he thrust up, lifted his mouth from that fleshy mound of tit flesh and opened Dina’s thighs ever further.

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard for that,” he said.

“As hard as Steve fucks…”

Dina cried out as her husband speared her wet pussy with his thick purple cock. He pushed all the way up her wetness with one violent push and lie his full weight atop her.

The couple trusted, pushed, clawed and came…and came as Steve and Jackie changed positions after Jackie came in Steve’s face, with Jackie now on her knees slowly licking the head of her husband’s pre-come penis.

Alan rolled off of his wife ten minuets later. He had fucked his lady for all he was worth, almost forgetting the couple on the T.V, over their heads…almost.

“Someday you’re gonna kill me,” Alan said smiling. “Really, your pussy is just too good.”

“It’s just hungry for you,” Dina said cuddling into her man’s hairy chest.

“Whadda think Steve?” Alan asked aloud. “Ya think pussy is gonna kill us?”

Dina looked up the monitor, amazed to see Steve and Jackie looking back at her and Alan. She had no idea what kind of technological advancements Alan made in their big Tudor on any given day, but she had thought his voyeurism had stopped with lipstick cameras hidden in the guest bedroom. She could have never conceived that her husband had installed a camera in her bedroom and that Steve could obviously see them now.

Dina like the idea-not that she’d admit it-but was still shocked. Looking up and seeing an equally shocked Jackie in the room beside Steve, Dina realized they had been duped by their men. ”Death by pussy,” Steve mused looking at them. “There are worse ways things, my bother.” ”There sure are,” Dina said and stood up off the bed.

“There sure are,” Jackie said and followed suit, both women leaving their men in their respective rooms.

The ladies met in the hallway seconds later, slapped high-fives and smiled. ”Switch?” Jackie asked.

“Definitely,” Dina agreed and each lady opened the door to the opposite bedroom they had just come from.

She Walks The Walk – Believe it or not but researches from West Scotland were actually able to pick out women who could achieve an orgasm through intercourse – by simply analyzing their walk. According to them, women who are more prone to climaxing through vaginal sex take longer steps and tend to rotate their hips more often than their counterparts. It seems as though the more confident a woman is, the more she will ‘walk the walk’, and achieve orgasms.

She Can Carry Out A Conversation – While sex in itself doesn’t require any sort of verbal communication per se (with the exception of a few exclamations every now and then), it is one of the most crucial aspects in ensuring a solid connection in the bedroom. When it comes to conversation, the more similar you are to your partner, the better things will be in bed.

She Can Focus – Despite most women claiming that size doesn’t matter, an Australian survey found that 34% of them believe that a bigger penis helps when trying to achieve and orgasm through intercourse. At the same time, two thirds of women stated not having a preference. With that, researchers concluded that perhaps one of the most indicative factors in reaching an orgasm lies in the ability to focus on the act itself. Women that tend to get distracted mid-sex are less likely to reach an orgasm by not paying attention to their vaginal sensations.

She’s Around 30 – If you weren’t into older women before, perhaps this will change your mind. Many studies have shown that women who are closer to 30 are nearing their sexual peaks. Due to both life experiences and hormonal factors, older women know exactly what they want, and when they want it. If you’re tired of dealing with finicky young girls, consider a more experienced alternative.