Before she gets into the world of masturbation style sex movies, Nadya Sulemon will take your calls. The Examiner and TMZ report that the Octocrazy is now working for Dial-A-Star, a phone chat line that lets regular people like us call “celebrities”. Seriously. This exists. For $14/minute you can call future masturbation porn star, Octomom and have a conversation. This is where we are as a society. Oh and the other “celebrities” you can speak with? Brace yourselves: Dina and Michael Lohan, Loredana Jolie and AJ Benza. If you have any idea who Loredana Jolie and AJ Benza are please contact us at Orgasm.

Howard Stern, yes, he’s still around, recently spoke with the Octomental and asked her if she’d consider doing sex movies. She said she’d only do masturbation clips because she finds regular porn to be degrading. Riiiiiiight. Tell that to Ashley Sage or Judy Star or Monica Sweet or any of the many other talented adult entertainers who have educated our minds and dicks with their contribution to society. What are you contributing to society besides a pair of saggy tits and 14 offspring?

At Orgasm, we get that you have 14 mouths to feed but you can’t really be picky about how you feed them. Octonut, you’re now working as a prostitute. You may not be talking dirty to the people who are calling in to talk to a “celebrity” but you’re still selling yourself. If you want your kids to have more than one oreo cookie that they have to split for dinner, then maybe you should consider making a porn, be it masturbation or otherwise. Not that I want to see that…

No pics of Octogross in this post. At Orgasm, we always go for class rather than jackass, so I figured pics of hot chicks playing DJ Diddles was the better choice. You’re welcome, America.

Besides real men needing porn, women need it to. I’ve had more female friends tell me they’re into girl on girl stuff than males. Sure, they think it’s funny because they claim that it never goes down that way but still, they watch porn too. Rick Santorum was pretty vocal about his distaste for the porn industry. Here at Orgasm we were of course, not pleased. Now we’re thrilled that he’s decided to return to Pennsylvania to be crazy and leave sex movies alone.

Will Romney leave the sex movies alone or will he campaign against them? Watching porn as a sexual release is completely healthy. If you don’t watch sex movies, you could die from boner shock. Not cool. People who thumb their noses at sex movies are the same kind of people who believe in the devil. They’re the kind of people that are scared of a little red guy with horns running around with a pitchfork in 110 degree heat. First of all, that’s like a typical Vegas halloween; second, are you kidding me? I’m not knocking those who find comfort in religion, but come on! Watching porn doesn’t make you go to Hell, believing in something as dumb as a little red guy with horns ruling the underworld does. Sorry, END RANT.

Political insiders (i.e., something I read on LAWeekly) are saying that yes, Romney will take up Santorum’s anti-porn position because he doesn’t find Angelina Armani and the rest of the sex movies crew attractive. Idiot. Maybe if he sat down and watched a girl on girl film Romney’d leave the porn industry alone. Here at Orgasm, we can only hope.

Lydia looked like Emy Reyes and she gave me wet dreams for years. It’s like she didn’t know how hot she was so she’d wear baggy T-shirts. Thankfully, her tits were ginormous so we could still make them out through her Oakland Raiders shirts. My sex dreams were populated by her. And this is before I had ever seen any porn! Bear in mind, that this is way before free HD porn existed so my sex dreams consisted of Lydia having what I thought was an orgasm and yelling “Touchdown!” as she came. The last time I saw Lydia I was 12. After that I was allowed to stay home alone and didn’t need someone to look after me.

I would give anything to know where Lydia is. I did look her up on Facebook. Do you know how many hot Latina chicks are named Lydia Alvarez? All of them! Her last name might not even be Alvarez anymore. She could’ve gotten married. She could be dead. I hope she’s not dead. How can I dream of having sex with her if she’s dead? I could but that’s pretty weird.

A buddy of mine claims he fucked his babysitter growing up. He also claims he’s related to Jack Kerouac, so I take everything he says with a grain of salt. He’s kind of a giant dillhole too. Anyway, how cool would it be to have sex with your old babysitter? You’d run into her at the supermarket and invite her back to your place to reminisce about how she used to help you with your homework. The next thing you know you’re watching free HD porn together and banging. Then she yells “Touchdown!” while she has an orgasm.

We all like having sex. We like having it with people. This isn’t about androidism when you’re turned on by robots, this is about robots making girls cum in ways your man penis cannot. I’m not saying you should go out and buy your girlfriend a fuck machine for her birthday but you guys can curl up on the couch and watch some free hd porn together that features ladies getting penetrated by humungous electronic dicks. The studio that creates these amazing clips of women getting their pussies and asses pounded by these sex robots is called Fucking Machines. I won’t bore you with a history of the studio because what’s the point? All you really want to see is the girls having orgasm after orgasm with these mechanical beasts.

There’s an urban legend out there that the Orgasmotron Sex Machine made Amber Rayne cum so hard she cried while having an orgasm. I can’t confirm or deny this but I will commit this story to my spank bank for further use. Give me a minute. Amber Rayne. Orgasm. Cried. Sex Machine. Okay, I’m done.

Conventional thought would have us believe that all women need extended foreplay — at least 30 minutes’ worth — to get anywhere near an orgasm, which may be one reason why quickies aren’t embraced more. The thinking goes that women, on average, take a lot longer to get in the mood and a lot longer to reach orgasm than men.

This isn’t actually true. Just ask any woman who masturbates on a regular basis and she’ll probably tell you that she can climax in a few minutes on her own.

Studies have now proven that during masturbation, men take an average of two to three minutes to reach orgasm, and women are right behind them at just under four minutes. That means a quickie isn’t such a bad thing after all.

Now that we know that your woman’s orgasm isn’t going to be compromised by a fast fuck, now you just have to figure out how to do it right. First is the location.

Sometimes things end up happening on the job. If you’re a chef and you’ve got a horny blond waitress on your hands, your options can be slightly limited.

Always go for a place with ample surface space. Closets aren’t good because there’s too many opportunities for hitting your funny bone.

Sex in the car is another great location, see for yourself and watch a chick get banged on a bus in this Orgasm.com video. As long as you’re parked in a dark area, like a bowling alley parking lot or a farm use driveway on a rarely used road, you shouldn’t have any disturbances.

Just remember to keep a hand towel or tissues in the car for easy clean up.

Now, for initiating your quickie sex: First, get your girl. Then pick your location. For simplicity’s sake, we’ll go with outdoor sex.

Then put her at ease with a good make out session. This is the kind of situation where pushing her up against a wall gently will turn her on.

If she is a more sensitive type, then just kiss her passionately for a few minutes and tell her how sexy she is. Make sure that any dirty talk you give her is flattering to her.

After she’s begun to respond to you, start going under her clothing. Pull up her shirt, push down her jeans or up her skirt, get her sexy parts exposed!

It’s time to pull out your cock and ask her to kiss you “down there”. Do not just push her head toward your crotch, that will dry up her pussy and piss her off.

Instead, ask sweetly if she’ll rap her sexy mouth around your lonely dick. Asking is good and making it seem like she’s doing you a favor is always a great way to have her feel comfortable.

Let her warm you up a bit, then lick your fingers and rub her pussy, getting her nice and wet. Whisper that you don’t have much time, but that you want her SO BAD. Next pull one oher legs up and start fucking her.

Get her in different positions. If you’re outside, have her standing, leaning up against something, pick her up and pound her like she’s a wash cloth and you want to get your cock sparkling clean!

Obviously some quickies are better than others. They are a great way to relieve tension before a dinner party, after a drunken night of partying or even on a coffee break at work. As long as you’re willing to do the work, quickie sex will work out for both your and your fuck buddy.

Good luck with all your sexual adventures and remember to come to orgasm.com for all of your free porn and sex advice needs.

]]> 0 http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/11/25/what-everyone-should-know-about-porn/ http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/2011/11/25/what-everyone-should-know-about-porn/#comments Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:50:45 +0000 Jeff Powell http://www.orgasm.com/free-porn-blog/?p=6044 There are certain mysteries in the world. How were the pyramids built, whatever happened to Jimmy Hoffa and, of course, do the porn stars actually orgasm and enjoy themselves in adult films?

Today orgasm.com researchers go deep undercover and give a totally unbiased report to the subject that so many others shy away from: porn is it as good for the players as it is for the viewers?

The big day has finally arrived and we’re ready for it, are you? Well, ready or not you’re going to want to keep your eyes open for this free porn exclusive. We’ll get right to it, do porn stars like what they do for a living?

On the whole, according to porn stars like Jenna Jameson, Sasha Grey and Christi Lake, the job is challenging in a good way.

Sasha Grey in particular said porn for her was like “a blank canvas that needed painting” and that she likes to “challenge the person” that she’s working with. Hot stuff, no wonder Grey is such a household name.

But do porn stars orgasm every time? The short answer…no. Sorry folks, orgasm.com is about honesty and would you honestly believe us if we said pornstars have real orgasms every time?

They do orgasm often though. How do we know this? First off is the squirting phenomenon.

Squirting is obviously a sure sign of orgasm, so in squirting porn, you can pretty much be guaranteed that you’ll be seeing girls really getting off. Guys getting off is also…pretty obvious to spot.

So what other ways are there to tell if the porn star is really orgasming? Forced orgasms are pretty hard to fake.

Another thing to watch out for is how pretty a girl looks when she’s “cumming”.

In reality when a person climaxes, they have very little control over what is happening with their face, so if they’re smiling or posing, they’re most likely not orgasming.

That being said, in most porn clips there are at least a few moments where the porn star looks unglued. It’s in those moments when you know she’s really having a great time.

So has the age old question been answered? Do porn stars enjoy their jobs? Hell yes. Dothey cum every single time a dick comes near them? Hell no. Is free porn still great to watch? All signs point to yes.

In reality, these things can sometimes be a little more involved. Today on orgasm.com we are showing you how to get your woman to orgasm.

Getting a girl to cum is like climbing Mount Everest.

Similar to going up the side of a treacherous rock, there is more than one way to getting her off. One of the best ways to start, is to watch her masturbate.

Why is watching a girl touch herself so important? So you can see how she likes it.

If she’s rough with herself, pinching her nipples while she finger fucks her pussy, you’ll know that’s ok.

If she plays with her pussy like it’s a baby bird, you’d better be gentle too. Some women use toys, some don’t.

If she whips out her hitachi magic wand, you might want to borrow it when you’re pleasuring her.

Remember, anything goes when it comes to orgasms.

There are different varieties on the female orgasm. The standard clitoral orgasm is the one that most commonly occurs. Then there are the g-spot orgasm and the vaginal orgasms.

So how do you optimize your chances of giving any of these three to a woman?

First, let’s take a look at clitoral orgasms.

These happen by stimulating the clit, softly at first, then with a growing intensity. Think about how she did it to herself and do it that way.

Tell her you could do this all night, that will help her relax.

If you feel like licking her pussy, you can, but it’s not mandatory. Although girl on girl porn does prove that it is quite popular.

The g-spot orgasm is up next.

The g-spot orgasm is often accompanied by squirting, although not always. We did cover how to make a girl squirt in the squirting into porn blog post.

Basically, you put one or two fingers inside of her and do the “come here” look with your fingers, moving toward her front, not the back.

On the outside you stimulate her clit. Really, you’re stimulating the clit, inside and out. It can be fun to do this while she’s on all fours.

Finally…the vaginal orgasm. This is the one that she has when you’re penetrating her.

A little know fact is that close to 75% of all women need clitoral stimulation in order to orgasm.

So how does a vaginal orgasm work? If you’re with the 25%, you have to have sex, for a while and make sure sure that she’s enjoying it. See if she likes it slow, or fast and in what position. After a while, she’ll cum. Lucky you.

If your girl is not part of the 25% but you want her to cum with sex, bring in a vibrator, or rub her clit while you’re fucking. That way she can orgasm when you do. Good times!

Follow these steps and listen to your woman’s body and you should be well on your way to giving her a great orgasm.

As an added bonus, a happy and satisfied girlfriend is always willing to return the favor.

First is the girl on girl orgasm. Those lesbians sure know how to have a good time. What’s hotter than two sexy girls eating each other’s pussy? Three girls is all we can come up with.

Next up is the jerking off orgasm. Yes, we know, this looks like just a hot girl with cum all over her face, but if you look closely, she does have two cocks in her hands. Click here to see Madison take on two jerks.

The hand job is usually the first type of orgasm most men have and it’s always a good standby.

A blow job is another explosive way to see or receive an orgasm. A hot mouth, pretty eyes and pressure in all the right places makes this type of cumming, out of this world.

Squirting orgasms are fantastic for women. They get to spray their female load wherever they want and apparently those things are pretty intense. Say it and spray it ladies!

A cream pie is a very satisfying way to blow your load. Either in the pussy or in the ass, this is a condom free sex act, so just let go when you feel like it kind of cum.

Always make sure you and your partner are tested and trusted before you fill someone up with your cream.

The romantic ejaculation onto breasts is a great way to start off spunking when you’re dating a new girl, it’s not presumptuous and the clean up is relatively easy.

Just make sure she closes her eyes in case your pea shooter has a bit more gun powder in it than you anticipated.

A forced orgasm is a fierce way to shake and shiver. Having no control over when you cum, or seeing someone lose control and be unable to stop, is a delight for many BDSM porn viewers and performers.

A double penetration orgasm can be doubly as intense because there is no where for the orgasm to go but upward.

Women who experience DP orgasms say they feel the wave all throughout their bodies.

Climaxing from anal sex is fantastic for both men and women. Guys get the tight ride, girls get to be filled up in new and exciting ways. Go anal!

Vibrator orgasms are better than most manually given orgasms according to sources at the orgasm.com office.

Maybe that’s why Energizer and Duracel batteries seem to be immune to the crappy economy.

The last orgasm is given to us courtesy of  Sasha Grey. Missionary sex may be vanilla, but an orgasm in missionary position is the world standard.

It’s quite possible that if people didn’t cum in this position, there would be no procreation at all.

Remember folks, your orgasm is up to you. We hope you enjoy all there is to see at orgasm.com

Today we’re going to take a trip in a time machine and see how squirting began, when porn picked it up and even a few “how to” tips on getting a girl to shoot, for you.

First lets take a look at the history of squirting. According the the Kama Sutra, the juice squirted from a pussy is called “amrita” which translates to the nectar of the gods (go India!).

Even back in the bible days the Songs of Solomon referred to the vagina as “a fountain waiting to burst”. Good to know that Jesus approves of squirters.

One of the first women to do squirting Porn was Sarah Jane Hamilton. This foxy British redhead was spraying way back in the early 1990′s.

Sadly squirting in porn has been outlawed in England because of the misguided notion that girl ejaculation is piss. Boo! Just to be clear, girl jizz is clear or white and odorless. It’s not yellow and it’s not urine.

Can you get a girl to become a walking water fountain? Around 30-50% of women report squirting, so basically you’ve got a 50/50 chance. We’re going to help you make the most of your odds.

Before you start, pick your liquid licking spot. Prep the area with towels and/or plastic sheeting. If things get wet, you don’t want a ruined couch on your hands.

Most women have to get good and juicy and have clitoral orgasm (or come close to one) before they can do a squirting one. Go down to lunch with your face and hands until your fingers start sounding like boots walking through a swamp.

Now with the middle and index fingers feel behind the pussy bone inside her vagina. In this zone there’ll be a spot that feels a little rougher than the surrounding tissue.

Using a “come hither” motion with your finger start gently rubbing that rough area. It will start to swell and as it does, gradually up the speed.

Soon she’ll start to have a feeling like she has to pee. Get her to push and release as you keep rubbing the spot and licking her clit. This should shove her over the edge and turn on the pussy cum hose.

Remember, this won’t happen with every girl. If the sprinkler is dry, then it just isn’t meant to be. Turn on the squirting porn on orgasm.com and get your fill right here.

The fact of the matter is that many women cannot orgasm simply from fucking alone. While the man may very well want to please her, the fact is he may have to broaden his horizons beyond just thrusting his penis into her over and over again. In fact one of the best ways to make many women satisfied is by becoming an expert at the art of cunnilingus, which is performing oral sex on a woman.

Sadly many men are ignorant or even intimidated when it comes to this kind of thing. We hope that they at least have a grasp of the basic anatomy. If not a visit to wikipedia or a basic anatomy book is probably in order. Unfortunately it takes more than just knowing where a woman’s clitoris is to be a satisfying lover to one’s dating friends. The key is paying attention to the individual woman’s cues and learning how to please her best.

If one is worried about the smell one should not be. Most men find the smell of their lover quite pleasant. If one is very concerned, the first time one is planning on going down on her, wait until after she’s taken a shower or even do it on one’s knees in the bathroom itself while the water cascades over both. One should find the smell mild and pleasant and quite enticing.

Many women’s clitorises can be extremely sensitive and one should be careful not to attack it like a jackhammer unless that is what she specifically wants. The thrills of this fun and free sex come from gradually building her passion higher, feeling her hips squirm more and more and her moans grow more urgent until one sends her tipping over the edge into orgasmic bliss.

Some women may be able to have multiple orgasms by continuing to stimulate her into wave after wave of pleasure as one continues to fuck her with your mouth like in this video with Genesis Skye.