Man, I hope that’s not alcohol in her glass.

Before you and your ladyfriend get busy, warm up with some free HD porn. It’ll get you both in the mood and you can even watch pregnant sex videos to reassure your woman that it won’t hurt the baby. My research tells me there’s nothing to worry about it. If you look at any free HD porn clip that features pregnant chicks getting banged you’ll see that they can fuck pretty hard without any consequences.

There are three fuck positions recommended for pregnant women, especially if they’d like to achieve orgasm. Did I mention that pregnant women have giant breasts? No? How silly of me! They do. Although these sex positions are more to make her feel comfortable, you’ll have access to her mega boobs in each one.

1. Woman on top – Your ladyfriend might feel self-conscious about her bulging belly. Remind her that you won’t be looking at that, you’ll be staring at her big tits the whole time.

2. Spooning – Your woman might not have the energy to be on top. Spooning is a great way to make her cum and give you a chance to hold on to her big tits for leverage. She’ll think you’re the perfect gentleman for doing all the work.

3. Hands and knees – This position doesn’t put pressure on the abdomen and still gives you enough room to reach those big tits. Warning, this position should only be done during the first two trimesters. Some women find that their belly might be too big near the end of the pregnancy causing her severe discomfort.

For the record, if I had to have pregnant sex with anyone it would be Olivia Del Rio. I’m not saying she’s pregnant but if she ever wants to get knocked up by an employee of the best free HD porn site on the internet she should call me and not Jeff Powell.