As soon as the tweet hit the net, TMZ reported that Stodden was never offered a contract with Playboy and that she made the whole thing up.

You’ve got to feel pretty damn low to get turned down by Playboy when you have the exact cookie cutter figure Hugh Heffner tends to feature in his magazine. But then again, Stodden is terribly annoying and even a bit too trashy for Playboy.

Luckily for her, she’s not the only one who has been rejected by Playboy. Here is a look at 7 other broads who have been given the thumbs down:

Kate Gosselin

Just because she had 8 kids, or 12, or whatever it was, doesn’t mean her body isn’t up to par! Have you seen her post plastic surgery? She actually looks pretty damn good! But that fact didn’t hurt her chances at posing for Playboy, it was actually Hef himself who said he had no interest in her for unknown reasons.

Audrina Patridge

Remember those topless pics that were “leaked” onto the internet. Well, Patridge actually hired someone to take those pics so she could send them into Playboy. Clearly Playboy didn’t like what they saw because they never published them or even offered her a gig.

Kelly Osbourne

Hef might actually be kicking himself in the ass right now because back in 2006 Osbourne said she would love to pose for Playboy. Hef said that she wouldn’t make the cut, which wasn’t very surprising because she was fat, ugly, and scary looking back then. Now she’s hot. I wonder if Hef would change his mind.

Bridget from The Girls Next Door

After a couple of failed test shots she got rejected from being a playmate. But, Hef still invited her into his brothel of babes. Clearly this rejection was a good thing. She’s now cashin’ out! $$$

Britney Spears

Well, she wasn’t exactly rejected per se. But Playboy reps said they would love to feature her…once she stoped being so cray cray. This was back in 2007 when she shaved her head.

A Real Housewife

Luann De Lesepps was all pissed off when her co-star announced she was doing Playboy. She went on a rant saying “How come no one asked me!”

Shirley Jones

The mom from “The Partridge Family” might be pushing 80, but that didn’t stop her from taking some super sexy test shots. Hef eventually rejected the pictures though because he was “expecting more nudity”. Even though the rejection was a diss, the fact that Hef wanted to see more nudity on a senior citizen has got to make a girl feel pretty damn good.