As soon as the tweet hit the net, TMZ reported that Stodden was never offered a contract with Playboy and that she made the whole thing up.

You’ve got to feel pretty damn low to get turned down by Playboy when you have the exact cookie cutter figure Hugh Heffner tends to feature in his magazine. But then again, Stodden is terribly annoying and even a bit too trashy for Playboy.

Luckily for her, she’s not the only one who has been rejected by Playboy. Here is a look at 7 other broads who have been given the thumbs down:

Kate Gosselin

Just because she had 8 kids, or 12, or whatever it was, doesn’t mean her body isn’t up to par! Have you seen her post plastic surgery? She actually looks pretty damn good! But that fact didn’t hurt her chances at posing for Playboy, it was actually Hef himself who said he had no interest in her for unknown reasons.

Audrina Patridge

Remember those topless pics that were “leaked” onto the internet. Well, Patridge actually hired someone to take those pics so she could send them into Playboy. Clearly Playboy didn’t like what they saw because they never published them or even offered her a gig.

Kelly Osbourne

Hef might actually be kicking himself in the ass right now because back in 2006 Osbourne said she would love to pose for Playboy. Hef said that she wouldn’t make the cut, which wasn’t very surprising because she was fat, ugly, and scary looking back then. Now she’s hot. I wonder if Hef would change his mind.

Bridget from The Girls Next Door

After a couple of failed test shots she got rejected from being a playmate. But, Hef still invited her into his brothel of babes. Clearly this rejection was a good thing. She’s now cashin’ out! $$$

Britney Spears

Well, she wasn’t exactly rejected per se. But Playboy reps said they would love to feature her…once she stoped being so cray cray. This was back in 2007 when she shaved her head.

A Real Housewife

Luann De Lesepps was all pissed off when her co-star announced she was doing Playboy. She went on a rant saying “How come no one asked me!”

Shirley Jones

The mom from “The Partridge Family” might be pushing 80, but that didn’t stop her from taking some super sexy test shots. Hef eventually rejected the pictures though because he was “expecting more nudity”. Even though the rejection was a diss, the fact that Hef wanted to see more nudity on a senior citizen has got to make a girl feel pretty damn good.

Men and women get their rocks off by looking at erotic and sexual images. A lot of photos and sex videos can be found on the internet. Now that dot xxx exists it is easier to find porn sites. Many porn sites have free tours. These tours may have fetish sex videos and galleries of hot naked women. Sometimes just visiting these free tours is enough to cause someone to have an Orgasm.

Visiting a site that caters to a persons personal kinks is essential to getting off. If a person is into spanking then visiting an interracial site or sissy boy site probably wont be the ticket to making a cock hard or a pussy wet. People have specific triggers that get their libidos juiced up. Although many women surfing for erotic porn will go to gay sites to see naked good looking men, not all gay sites will do the trick. For example some women are all about big thick cocks and hairy chests so a twink site with hairless boys isn’t going to get her panties in a bunch. Pay per view movie sites are a great way to try out a new fantasy or to get off watching an old favorite. These adult sex video sites don’t usually show the whole movie. They normally have clips for view. These short clips are all about a certain type of scene to get the viewer off quickly.

Asian girls licking pussy might be a description that would get a person that likes lesbian sex intrigued. But if the Asian aspect doesn’t do it then they might try blondes with big tits and a double dildo getting it on. The choices are almost as endless as a there are kinks in the world. Although the number of photo galleries and sex movies for red headed midgets on roller skates fucking a BBW probably might be limited there is sure to be something for almost everyone out there looking.

Mrs. Glovers 11 year old son was noted as saying “They’ve forgotten to put their pants on, mum.” The girls began to dress themselves in cowboy hats, leathers riding chaps and their birthday suits. The group of girls had originally booked an hour of rehearsal time at a village hall near Bishop Aukland, County Durham, across the road from the family home.

The father of the family, Andrew Glover, was on a business trip at the time, and heard of the surprise porn shoot after reading his 13 year old son’s facebook status. It read: “Result! A strip club just came 2 our door askin if they can have some fotos in our field! Get in!”

Mr Glover, who runs a media company, joked on his blog: “My son has frankly not been the same since the incident. And of course my wife saw it all. What a waste.” The father was more upset that he missed seeing some sexy young teens strip down next to his stallion it seems. He did not seem that worried that his boys had seen the naked ladies however.

The Hamsterley Village hall is host to bridge clubs, badminton and art classes, yet the mysterious rehearsal was booked by two men and the women. Those involved with the naked photo shoot have not been seen since. Mr Glover said: “It’s certainly not the kind of thing you expect in Hamsterley really. We have no idea who they were but my wife said they were very polite indeed.”

Its good to see some homegrown porn that doesn’t offend everyone. You may want to take the children to a friend’s house if the buck naked beauties start to do anything truly pornographic. Considering the unusual circumstances. It seems the naked photo shoot went over surprisingly well in the quite little English town.

A study done by the University of Leeds in Britain is challenging the status quo that is largely composed of stereotypes. Over 300 strippers took part in the survey being conducted by researchers, and they have uncovered some surprising information that would illuminate the reasons why a woman would want to dance naked for a living. Some of the findings are expected in the industry, though other facts have been revealed that might make you think twice about getting a lap dance.

They’re Educated

One of the most surprising findings was that a quarter of the ladies surveyed had a university degree. Nearly twenty percent of the dancers are using money to fund further education while completing undergrad or postgrad degrees. Some university graduates, particularly art degrees, had trouble finding work and turned to stripping as a way to sustain themselves while they continue their careers. Instead of a minimum wage job, these girls make fucking bank.

They don’t just get naked

The obvious job that strippers have is taking their clothes off, however researchers have heard from almost all the ladies that 80 percent of the job requires an ability to sell themselves. The ability to talk to their customers is what separates a good stripper from a great one. To take home the most cash while doing the least work requires some smooth talking.

They like their job

The large majority of the strippers said that they were legitimately happy with their jobs. This satisfaction rate confronts the idea that all strippers live miserable lives – full of sexual abuse and desperation. The study found that the flexibility and variables accompanying the major benefits of the job greatly outweighed the negative attributes.

They were not forced

Perhaps the largest negative stereotype of stripping is the fact most men believe they were forced into the occupation. The study found that almost all the women made decisions to become a stripper, and found that the income and flexibility of the job were benefits that made the position attractive. Most dancers make hundreds a night, simply flaunting their tits and ass to horny men. Strippers spend few hours working, make much more money and tend to find an establishment that treats them well.