Today we’re going to take a trip in a time machine and see how squirting began, when porn picked it up and even a few “how to” tips on getting a girl to shoot, for you.

First lets take a look at the history of squirting. According the the Kama Sutra, the juice squirted from a pussy is called “amrita” which translates to the nectar of the gods (go India!).

Even back in the bible days the Songs of Solomon referred to the vagina as “a fountain waiting to burst”. Good to know that Jesus approves of squirters.

One of the first women to do squirting Porn was Sarah Jane Hamilton. This foxy British redhead was spraying way back in the early 1990′s.

Sadly squirting in porn has been outlawed in England because of the misguided notion that girl ejaculation is piss. Boo! Just to be clear, girl jizz is clear or white and odorless. It’s not yellow and it’s not urine.

Can you get a girl to become a walking water fountain? Around 30-50% of women report squirting, so basically you’ve got a 50/50 chance. We’re going to help you make the most of your odds.

Before you start, pick your liquid licking spot. Prep the area with towels and/or plastic sheeting. If things get wet, you don’t want a ruined couch on your hands.

Most women have to get good and juicy and have clitoral orgasm (or come close to one) before they can do a squirting one. Go down to lunch with your face and hands until your fingers start sounding like boots walking through a swamp.

Now with the middle and index fingers feel behind the pussy bone inside her vagina. In this zone there’ll be a spot that feels a little rougher than the surrounding tissue.

Using a “come hither” motion with your finger start gently rubbing that rough area. It will start to swell and as it does, gradually up the speed.

Soon she’ll start to have a feeling like she has to pee. Get her to push and release as you keep rubbing the spot and licking her clit. This should shove her over the edge and turn on the pussy cum hose.

Remember, this won’t happen with every girl. If the sprinkler is dry, then it just isn’t meant to be. Turn on the squirting porn on orgasm.com and get your fill right here.

The question is, which area should you blast? If you’re with a new girl, who knows where she’ll want it. Really though, it’s your load, the decision is ultimately yours. Let’s take a look at your options.

If you’re going to color that girl with your cream paint, better decide where to do it. A good hot load on the ass or lower back is a quality place to get started.

This is a great stand by when you’re just getting to know a girl. She doesn’t have to look at your beautiful mess, but you get the satisfaction of seeing it all over her ass.

Moving on is the fantastic tits trickle. Dripping that man yogurt on her ta ta’s is pretty fucking awesome.

Not only does it look hot, but by straddling a woman’s chest, you get to watch her squirm while you do the deed. That brings back those happy cave man feelings.

Next is the special secret spunking. That’s the kind of cumming that you do with a girl you’ve know for a while, trusted and tested.

Yeah dude, it’s the cum in pussy or ass shot. The comfort a guy gets from cumming inside of a woman’s warm hole…well it’s as close as you’ll ever get to being inside the womb again.

Finally it’s the cum facial. Spraying hot noodles onto a sexy face is like getting a hundred buck and being sent into the candy store. Some girls say they really like getting shot in the face, maybe it’s true – click here to see Missy loving it!

Either way though, once and a while, if a woman is going to stick around in a guy’s life, she’s got to put on a brave face and smile for the cock camera.

So…what’s the best place for a cum shot? Any place you want!